Natsumi: Shikamaru is NOT going to like this =P

Takara: Too bad.

Shikamaru: What are you two troublesome women up to this time?

Choji: -is laughing-

Chapter One

Welcome to Hell: Shikamaru-Style

Disclaimer: Well, Takara THINKS she owns Naruto, and Natsumi'll let her claim Shika's soul, seeing as Natsumi has claimed Sasuke's, which neither of them [Sasuke and Shika] are quite happy about.

Takara, Choji, and Shikamaru were sitting in homeroom. Sasuke was surrounded by fangirls (as per usual) and was staring at the trio meaningfully, waiting for one of them to turn around and look at him. Takara felt someone's eyes on her neck and finally turned.

Help me, he mouthed. Takara and Choji burst out laughing, and Shikamaru smirked evilly. Sasuke glared at them and then turned to look at whatever random fangirl was trying to eat him.

"Go away," he said, which made Takara and Choji laugh harder. Then, a light bulb appeared over Takara's head.

"I just thought of something!" she exclaimed.

"What, now?" Shikamaru turned his head lazily to look at her.

"What if," she paused dramatically to give suspense to the two people who were obviously eagerly awaiting her brilliant idea. "SHIKAMARU HAD A FANGIRL CLUB?"

Shikamaru groaned and Choji laughed. Then, another light bulb appeared over Takara's head and became best friends with the first light bulb.

"I...will be..." she created more suspense and dramatic-ness."YOUR FIRST FANGIRL! Don't you just LOVE that idea, my Shika?"

Shikamaru's face looked like this - O.o and Choji tried not to fall out of his chair laughing. Takara grinned evilly as evil thoughts formed in her evil head. :) (A/N: YAY! EVIL SMILEY!)

Finally, somehow getting his fangirls to find something else to do, Sasuke looked at Shikamaru, Takara, and Choji and he began to piece together what was happening. He walked over toward them.

Help me Shikamaru mouthed.

"Karma."

xxxxx

Shikamaru: o.O What...is this...?

Takara: MY SHIKA!

Sasuke: Hmph.

Takara: MY SASUKE!

Natsumi: -glares-

Choji: hehehe

Naruto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Natsumi: You aren't in this chapter. Leave.

Takara: MY NARUTO!

Shikamaru: -rolls eyes-

Choji: WHY AREN'T I YOURS?

Takara: MY CHOJI!

Natsumi: This is getting too long. Shut up =)