Cast
KuroboshiRocket17: Aya Shameimaru
HeianPhoenix: Fujiwara no Mokou
3eyedFreud: Koishi Komeiji
BirdOuttaHell: Utsuho Reiuji
Osaisenplz: Reimu Hakurei
tehstrongest!: Cirno
T3HCAPTAIN: Murasa Minamitsu
n0tdr0pp3r: Yuugi Hoshiguma
Chat 1
KuroboshiRocket17 has joined the chat at 7:22 PM
HeianPhoenix: Oh hey, Aya.
HeianPhoenix: Sorry, I can't say, I've got some personal problems I need to deal with.
*HeianPhoenix has left the server
KuroboshiRocket17: Why is Mokou in such a hurry?
3eyedFreud: She's off to go beat up Kaguya, again.
KuroboshiRocket17: What? How long can she hold a grudge, huh?
3eyedFreud: It's actually pretty funny for a grudge.
KuroboshiRocket17: How so?
3eyedFreud: Mokou affectionately refers to Kaguya as "Horse Face."
KuroboshiRocket17: pffffffft
Chat 2
Yukkureimu: yu~
BirdOuttaHell: wtf is this?
Yukkureimu: wuhtuhfoo yu~
Osaisenplz: Oh, that's my pet. It has it's own computer now.
Yukkureimu: reimu-chan easy for four hundred mon
BirdOuttaHell: *snicker*
Osaisenplz: Excuse me? Are you trying to pimp me out?
Yukkureimu: have some fun with reimu-chan
Osaisenplz: I WILL SMUSH YOU! YOU BEAN-PASTE RETARD!
BirdOuttaHell: lmao
tehstrongest!: wayt, how can it type wihtout hands?
Chat 3
KuroboshiRocket17: phew
KuroboshiRocket17: Just finished tomorrow's installment of Bunbunmaru
Osaisenplz: You weren't putting your own opinions into your newspaper again, were you?
KuroboshiRocket17: Not this time. Here, I'll prove it with a little snippet.
KuroboshiRocket17 *UPLOADING
KuroboshiRocket17: Well?
Osaisenplz: For once, it actually doesn't look half bad. I'm also glad it has nothing to do with me.
Yukkureimu: looks like shit, yu~
KuroboshiRocket17: ...
KuroboshiRocket17: Reimu, you need to have that fucking pet of yours put to sleep
Osaisenplz: Yeah...about that...
Yukkureimu: put to sleep yu~
Osaisenplz: It's not really my pet...
Osaisenplz: It's just a chat bot I made
KuroboshiRocket17: Oh, that explains it's lack of brain cells
Chat 4
T3HCAPTAIN
Welcome back to the Gensokyo ePartner network!
To: n0tdr0pp3r
From: T3HCAPTAIN
T3HCAPTAIN: Hey, babe~
n0tdr0pp3r: zuika izzat u?
T3HCAPTAIN: uh...no...
n0tdr0pp3r: o sorry. u'm reel drunk righ now.
T3HCAPTAIN: k...so how 'bout some pics, babe?
n0tdr0pp3r: u meen like, nude pics?
T3HCAPTAIN: exactly, babe~
n0tdr0pp3r: I like u, so ok, takin clothez off
T3HCAPTAIN: Sweet!
n0tdr0pp3r: [UPLOADING]
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T3HCAPTAIN: what the fuck?
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