A/N: A follow up to A series of pick up lines.
A series of pick up lines: Parody Verse
Chapter of Gon
Gon/Leorio
"Hey Leorio, if I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" Gon asked with a huge grin plastered on his face. The older teen just deadpanned in response.
"Gon what the hell are you going on about?"
Gon/Kurapika
"Kurapika, it's no wonder the sky is so blue today, all the grey is in your eyes."
Kurapika snickered and patted Gon gently on the head. "And there must be a lot of air in your head."
Gon/Killua
"Um, Killua."
"Yeah Gon?"
"I've been thinking, you're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."
Killua stared at his best friend for a whole five seconds before smirking. "Oh yea? Well you should be someone's wife."
Gon/Mito
"Aunt Mito! You're so pretty, and sweet, and sometimes I think I'm in heaven because you're an angel!" The brunette said sweetly as he held hands with the woman at his side. They were on another date, this time at the harbor, watching the flower traders unload boxes of the sweet smelling things. Gon only felt it natural to buy her a few.
Mito sniffed and smothered the boy in a warm embrace. "Oh Gon, if you got any sweeter my teeth would ache."
Gon/Hisoka
"You know Hisoka, you're like a snowflake, because you're really special."
Hisoka wasn't sure how to respond and just traced a finger along the youngster's jaw with a smile.
"Sure, why not?"
Gon/Palm
Gon and Palm walked together, arms linked, through an aquarium on their date.
"Palm, I think you have something in your eye."
"O-oh I do? Let me just-"
"Ah, nope, it's just a sparkle."
Palm blushed furiously and covered her cheeks shyly.
"G-Gon! You shouldn't say such things."
Gon/Biscuit
Gon fell to the ground after a day's worth of training in Greed Island. His temporary trainer, Biscuit stood on a boulder, not phased at all.
"Bisky?"
"Mmm Gon?"
"I'd say if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."
Biscuit stared at him for a long while then burst out in a giggle. "Go to sleep Gon."