A/N- Okay so lately its been hard for me to write Sumt/ lemons so I tried at a funny piece of junk. Also my fams been going through some real bad stuff so I'm not 100%, sorry. This might be all you get for a while. I haven't even been able to read anything real Yaoi-ish. Which sucks. BUT summer is almost here!

Disclaimer- KH-If I owned it would be a sex thing

Naruto- Again if I owned= sex thing

Twilight- Why would I want to own that?

Warnings- Swearing, and Saggy Tits, Yaoi in the end (Sorta), Fucking in a Grave Yard (Implied), Twilight Bashing.

Edward Cullen was 'sleeping' when two figures dressed in all black broke through his window falling on their heads. "AHHHH!" He screamed.

"Shut the fuck up!" One snapped rubbing its head.

He was stunned and pissed! "This is my home! Don't tell me to 'Shut the fuck up'!" He screamed at the intruders.

The other groaned from where it was laying its butt in the air, long legs hanging down near its head. "Roxy help me~" It whined.

'Roxy' snapped its head in the direction of the other figure and walked over to it. "Don't call me Roxy." He mumbled slapping the other figures butt making him land face down.

"Oww Rocks-ass that hurt." The other groaned standing up.

"So what." He said.

"Hello I'm still here!!" Edward screamed covering himself better with the pink blanket.

A figure laying next to him groaned and sat up. "Edward honey, what going on?" the sleepy voice of a brown haired freak-bitch said.

"BELLA!" Edward said. He grabbed the chick next to him and pushing her naked body in front of him. "Quick use your super vampire powers to defeat these intruders!"

"Eww why are her tits all saggy?" the taller of the two figures said. He had taken off his hood and you could see spiky red hair.

The shorter one just shrugged looking disgusted. "I don't know but fuck Axel, that's gross. I can see why Xemnas wants us to kill them."

"EDWARD, BELLA!" More people busted into the room all of them naked (Hey it was night time, what the hell else are they supposed to do? READ? Yeah right and I'm the Pres. of the US.)

Axel and Roxas sweat dropped. Axel leaned down to Roxas and said. "Can woman's tits get that saggy?"

Roxas just shook his head. "Let's just get this over with now that there all in one room." He said.

Just then Deidara flew in on one of his clay birds, Toby right behind him. The first thing out of their mouths was. "OMFG SAGGY TITS UN!"

"Great back up." Axel mumbled.

"WE ARE STILL HERE!" The Cullens said.

"WE KNOW!" The cool people said back. "Saggy tits." Axel said snorting.

The next thing the Cullens knew they were all dead, there bodying being burnt, blown up, or something else.

Also Axel ended up pinning Roxas to a tree and Fucking him- it had been about an hour since they had done 'it' so it was well disserved. Deidara was fighting with Toby about where to fuck… they ended up picking a grave yard…. I don't know why… don't ask.

FIN!

A/N R&R to make me feel better? You don't have to review just reading will be okay!