This is my first attempt at anything like this, so, whether you have any prior experience of this sort of writing or not, criticism and help will be even more hugely appreciated than normal! Thank-you for taking the time to read this.


They're not all smiles

& they're not all laughs.

But they're oh-so-real.

.

She's not perfectly gorgeous.

With her bushy hair and her sternstern eyes,

She can normally pass for 'passable'.

And his hair's too red, and his body's too tall,

For him to be anything other than the

Lanky, ginger one.

.

But they don't care,

Because when you've fought a war together

And survived

Well, surely that has to mean something

S i g n i f i c a n t

.

And so, you can't have

Hermione

Without having

Ron

Too.

Because it just wouldn't work.

.

And you can say that they argue,

And no-one could deny it.

But really, it's not an argument fuelled by

H a t e

But instead, an elaborate mating dance,

Powered entirely by

L u s t

.

So try and disprove this theory of mine:

That Ron and Hermione

Are meant to be.

.

Because, sweetheart-

They fit every bloody cliche in the book

And that's a

L

O

N

G

L

I

S

T

Of criteria, you must know.

.

Best friends falling in love? Check.

Jealous exes and scheming minxes? Check.

Opposites attract? Double check.

.

Some things are just destiny.