AN: You can also find this at my deviantart account: jaded-life

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1~ Point to Neji and ask why there is a blind girl in your room.

2~ Cut Neji's hair and run.

3~ Introduce Neji to Hyugacest(?)

4~ Try to give Neji AND Tenten a 'Youthful' hug.

5~ While Gai is around give Lee sake.

6~ If Gai isn't around, still give Lee sake and tell him Neji is part of the Sound4/Akatsuki.

7~ Sing (Be sure to be WAY off key) 'Neji and Tenten sitting in a tree' while next to Neji.

8~ Lock Neji and Lee in a closet for 7 hours.

9~ Blackmail Neji with pictures of him in a ballerina outfit.

10~ Glomp Lee then tell him you prefer Neji.

11~ Glomp Neji then tell him you prefer Lee.

12~ Steal ALL of the Curry and hide it from Lee.

13~ When Neji is asleep, draw on his face with markers.

14~ When Gai is asleep, spike up his hair with super glue.

15~ Trick Gai into telling Lee he is his father. (No their not REALLY related.)

16~ Tell Neji you're his long lost sister/brother and do a REALLY bad imitation of Byakugan.

17~ Force Gai to play Grand Theft Auto. (Any Version.)

18~ Steal Kakashi's mask and give it to Gai. (If Kakashi asks who really took it, tell him it was Gai.)

19~ Sing 'Gai and Kakashi sitting in a tree' to EVERYONE in Team Gai.

20~ Sing 'Gai and Lee sitting in a tree' to EVERYONE in Team Gai and run.

21~ Show Gai ALL the pictures of GaiXLee, GaiXKakashi, and everyone else he has been paired with.

22~ Lock Lee in a closet and taunt Gai that he'll never find him. (Be sure your stronger then Gai!)

23~ Tell Lee his Sexy-Jutsu form is Yuffie KH1 Style.

24~ If Lee asks who Yuffie is, force him to play KH1.

25~ Give GAI sake to see the results.

26~ Ask Neji if he knows/related to Yuri Hyuga, then question him why he doesn't have red eyes and why he can't fuse with demons.

27~ If he asks who Yuri is force him to play SH2. (Or SH1.)

28~ Tell Tenten that Neji uses Byakugan on her ALL the time.

29~ Tell the same thing to Gai and Lee.

30~ Tell EVERY girl that Neji spies on them with Byakugan.

31~ Just for the fun of it tell that to Sasuke and laugh at his reaction.

32~ Ask Neji why he wears a dress in Naruto: Hurricane Chronicles.

33~ Tell Gai the Kakashi is secretly working for Orochimaru.

34~ Force Neji to wear Spandex.

35~ Steal ALL of Gai's and Lee's clothes and force them to wear Hyuga clothing.

36~ Tell a friend, while your with Neji, 5,000 reasons why the Main Branch is WAY better.

37~ Give Lee sake and lock him in a closet with Gai and let them out AFTER 10 hours.

38~ Give Lee 7,000 facts why he'll NEVER defeat Neji.

39~ Tell Neji that since Sasuke is stronger than Naruto, and that since Naruto defeated him, that he is WEAKER than Sasuke.

40~ Rant about how the Uchiha Clan is WAY better than Hyuga Clan while standing next to Neji.

41~ Tell Gai that Lee died in surgery and run when Tsunade tells him the truth.

42~ Mispronounce Neji's Father's name. (Even if he corrects you.)

43~ Feed Neji Curry.

44~ Give Neji Sake to see if he acts like Lee.

45~ Call Neji 'Bob'.

46~ Call Tenten 'Kiki'.

47~ Ask Neji repeatedly why his hair is SO long.

48~ Ask Tenten if she has a pet Panda.

49~ Force Gai to watch the Chuunin Match of 'Gaara vs Lee'.

50~ Show them this list.