Danna, a naruto fanfic

Danna

By DiamondInMyHeart & WhisperToTheWolves

Sasori watched out of the corner of his eyes as the blond next to him continued to pull on the sleeve of his Akatsuki robe. Deidara had been trying to get his attention for the past five minutes and so far he had tried everything. He had tried saying his name, blowing up several of his precious puppet, tugging on his fire red hair, and pulling on his sleeve as he was currently doing now. But the older Akatsuki member refused to even twitch. The blond suicide bomber would have to give up at some time in the near future… at least that was what he thought.

"Danna."

"Master."

Sasori twitched. He had toind a way to get rid of the blonde before he lost what little sanity he had left.

"Sasori."

The said person twitched again. What was this brat trying to accomplish? Was his goal to irritate him to death?

"Puppet."

Sasori gritted his teeth, but made no other movement. If the blonde didn't shut up, he was going to see who was the real puppet….

"Sarori no danna."

There was a moment of pause before Deidara continued again.

"Dead guy."

"Dead-" A hit on the head was what he had received. Deidara looked up at his danna hopefully before realizeing he had not moved. With a frown he turned around and saw Haruko's scorpion tail next to his head. Diedara glared back up at his danna.

"Red head."

"Scorpion."

Sasori clenched his right fist and contemplated hitting the blonde himself. But no…. that would be an insult to his fist.

"Dumbass~!"

"FOR GOD'S SAKE! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"

Deidara smiled slightly at getting his attention before making a half ram seal.

"Art is an explosion…"

"OH CRA-"

"KATSU!"

BANG!

-The end :)

(An: We came up with this idea after watching a video on Youtube called 'Itachi… Itachi… Itachi….' Its funny but it's a little different. It deals with Sauske and Itachi. In this situation….. XD)

-WhisperToTheWolves

-DiamondInMyHeart

Note: We both wrote this, but it will go on Diamonds page.