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1. Call Vergil, 'Virgin'

2. Put olives on Dante's pizza.

3. Dye Vergil's/Dante's hair bright pink.

4. Refer to Vergil and Dante as Kakashi and Gai.

5. Call Nero: 'Nemo', 'Newo', 'Nelo' or 'Bob'.

6. Repeatedly tell Trish that Eva looks WAY better than her.

7. Refer to Vergil as the 'Bit--y power-hungry pr--k'.

8. Steal all of Dante's pizza and say Vergil did it.

9. Prank call Mundus claiming to be Sparda/Dante.

10. Send a love letter to Mundus signed Dante.

11. Tell Vergil you unclogged the toilet using Yamato.

12. Claim to be Sparda to Vergil/Dante/Nero/Credo and do a REALLY bad imitation of him.

13. Write 'Emo' on Vergil's forehead while hes asleep and draw a circle on his eye, daisy on his cheek, etc... then write 'Dante was here' on the other cheek.

14. Read VergilxDante fics loudly in front of Vergil and Dante.

15. Scream really loudly every time Vergil tries to speak.

16. Get Lady, Trish, Lucia, and Kyrie to join you in a VergilxDante club. For fun get Nero to join.

17. Anytime Vergil and Dante display brotherly love, say 'Aw' and occasionally chant 'Kiss, kiss.'

18. Tell Nero you his Mother/father and order him to brush his teeth, mow the lawn and clean his room, etc...

19. Talk about how Kyrie is stupid, pathetic and weak while Nero and Kyrie are in earshot.

20. Lock Vergil and Arkam in a closet. (Make sure its after Arkam's betrayal.).

21. Lock Dante and Jester in a closet.

22. Lock Dante, Jester, AND Lady in a ridiculously small closet. (Make sure its after Lady knows Jester is Arkam.).

23. Tell Dante you're a supporter of JesterxDante.

24. Repeatedly ask Lucia if she can do the 'Chicken Dance' in her DT form.

25. Get Jester to follow Dante around singing 'wheels on the bus' or a really bad imitation of 'Devils Never Cry'.

26. Talk about how Vergil is WAY hotter than Dante/Vice-versa while in front of the other.

27. Write 'Property of Vergil' on Dante's forehead.

28. Eat the last strawberry Sunday/Pizza in front of Dante very slowly.

29. Dress up as Vergil and sit casually in front of him, mumbling about power under your breath.

30. Replace all of Dante's clothes with Vergil's and Vice-versa.

31. Paint Dante's shop/house bright pink and draw daisies all over it inside and out.

32. Tell Nero that Dante stalks him/Vice-versa.

33. Repeatedly call Vergil 'Dante' and Vice-versa.

34. Write a love letter to Agnus signed Nero/Credo.

35. Tell Vergil his female form is Alice from Shadow Hearts.

36. Call Dante 'Vincent' while he's in his DMC2 outfit.

37. Dye Credo's clothes hot pink.

38. Lock Nero in a room filled with frogs.

39. Lock Nero and Dante in a small closet with ALL their weapons.

40. Dye Nero's hair hot pink while he's asleep, take a picture and put posters of it all over Fortuna City.

41. Tell Kyrie that the necklace Nero gave her is really hideous while Nero's within earshot.

42. Ask Vergil if he's compensating for something with Yamato.

43. Anytime Dante's puts on music begin to dance like Jester while saying telling him what to do.

44. Break Sparda's favorite teacups and claim his sons did it.

45. Kidnap Eva and casually mention this to Sparda... run like h-ll.

46. Paint Nero's devil arm bright pink and say: 'Aw, he's blushing/embarrassed' while in front of Dante or any other DMC character.

47. Invite Jester over to Dante's house for a sleepover and tell him to sleep in Dante's room while pretending to forget to tell Dante of said sleepover. (Do this the same day you do #23).

48. Trap Mundus and Sparda in a small bedroom.

49. Tell Vergil you sold Yamato on a website for a penny.

50. Run around screaming 'The demons are coming, the demons are coming!!' in front of Vergil while at Temen-Ni-Gru.