Chapter 1- Guess whose back!
A/N: This is my first chapter/story if liked i will continue! So please read and review! I haven't got a beta either so please constructive criticism would be good!!
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Naruto but sadly I do not!!!! (in my dreams i do :( sniff)
I take in a deep breath and swallow hard, as my feet crunch closer an closer to their destination, Konoha.
Two and a half years ! I think incredulously, "I have been away for two and a half years!" he repeats again but this time he voices his concern out loud, for it to be ignored by the sannin walking by his side who had currently noticed that there was no longer communal bathing in Konoha.
"Oh my god! Why the hell aren't they there anymore!" He was screaming down the street, scaring little children as he went by.
"Shut up you big perve!" I shout at Jiraiya, "They probably shut them down because of people like you!" "Big perve" I mutter under my breath as we get closer and closer to the fifths tower, with the legendary hokage mountain looming in the background.
Where is she? I thought to myself, sighing inwardly as I think about probably the prettiest girl in the whole world (fluffy, I know). I know she is being trained by the best medical ninja of her age, Tsunade-sama who also happens to be the hokage. Where is my little emerald eyed kunoichi? I laugh into myself and sigh realising that if she were to hear me now she would probably beat me within an inch of my life, then take that inch and heal me so she can beat me again!
"Yo, kid!" comes through my reverie as my Ero-sennin waves his hands in front of my startled face. "what are you doing? We are here idiot" he added in an undertone
We arrived at the hokages office with time to spare as I threw open the door and gave her one of my trade mark cheesey grins. "Hey grandma what's happening?!" I shout loudly obviously waking her up from an impromptu nap.
I could practically see the steam coming from her ears as she rose from her desk wiping the drool away from her face and searching for the sleep thief, who rubbed his neck and chuckled lightly.
"I'm back" I said unnecessarily, laughing again while the infamous bad tempered nin stood up and walked slowly towards me.
You've done it now the kyuubi said as he chuckled from deep within me.
Shut up stupid fox! She won't do anything!
She would! No on second thoughts she will! Hahahahahahaha your in for it now kid!
He scoffed the demon foxes claim but couldn't help think that maybe he was right, as she kept advancing.
She was literally glaring and looking for the best place to stab me. I gulped she might actually stab me.
"NNNNNNNNaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuutttttttttttto" was the last thing I heard before……………….