Oh my god, you wont belive this, ok, so basically, ever heard of the blue screen of death on a computer? Yeah I had that… well I lost EVERYTHING I wrote. No kidding. I was so gutted. But I'm back!
Ok, so yesterday, at school, I nicked my friends glasses, and was wearing them, and her boyfriend said he should get a go seeing as they are going out, so I gave him a minute, and came back when he was talking to some friends, and I said 'Minute up' and tried to take them of him but he ran away, so I ran after him, I was running for five seconds and I grabbed onto the back of his jumper, and next thing I know, I was on the ground, sore everywhere and lips dripping blood like theres no tomorrow. So yeah, im not at shhool today, my lips are swollen like hell, I can't talk, walk, or eat properly, my eye is grazed, and so is just about every other part of my body.
Yeah I know, sucks to be me right.
But seriously, it was the day my mum couldn't come to get me, and I had to get my bags and spend the rest of the afternoon in medical, and someone was sent to get my bags for me when I was nearly at my classroom, and people were staring and going 'Oh my god' and 'Ugh' and 'What happened' Yeah, I didn't like it much. But my friend was taking me back to medical, and she went to inform two of my besties, and I just watched as all my friends came over and were hugging me… made me think how many care enough (: and then I got all these messages on facebook EVEN THE BUS DRIVER WISHED I WOULD GET WELL. And he's very angry (:
So basically, I was watching these vids of icarly I Drive thru on YouTube, and I thought of SWACING it up. (:
If you just read this, review and say 'Butter pony pickles' (also say what you think) and I shall review your stories! … But if you don't have any stories… then I shall make you a character in my next story! :D
Disclaimer: I own… A guitar…. A song book… a notepad…. A pen… an iPod… a phone… A pair of selotaped siccors… But not icarly or swac… Humph.
A Large Valrpin. Starring…. Justin Monroe… Lexis Monroe-Jonas… Sonny Monroe and Chad Dylan Copppaaaah! :D
"WHOOOO" Sonny and chad shouted from the back seats as Alexis flashed the camera at them,
"YEAAAAH" Justin shouted, as she turned it back to him, "Hey it's Justin here," He grinned, looking at the camera for a moment before turning back to the road "and I'm cruising in a rockin' SUV… which stands for…" He grinned at the young lovers in the back seat (A/N Dogey much?)
"A sport utility vehicle!" They shouted together
"YEAAAAH, Lexi's recording the action as we all head to…."
The camera flashed to sonny and chad again "INSIDE OUT BURGER!" They grinned, sonny clapped her hands together, "WHOOOO" They both shouted
"I could just dance because of it" She grinned, and started to do the robot
"and not because we're hungry" chad mischievously smirked at the camera.
"No Sir!" Justin said "We are just bored" He said, laughing and looking at the camera as he said bored "Ha-ha"
Then, the sound of a car horn was heard.
"What?" Justin shouted "MR HONKER MEANIE!" He then stuck his hand out the open car window "Here's something for you! Mr Honker! This is for you and your mom!" He shook his fist angrily out the car.
Lexi pointed the camera back at Sonny and Chad.
"INSIDE OUT BURGER!" Sonny shouted, pointed in front of her.
"RIGHT THERE" Chad shouted, copying her actions
"It's right there" Sonny said again!
"I Knoooww" Justin said "I know"
Sonny and Chad then began to ramble things like "right there!"
"turn!"
"Over there"
"Turn the car to inside out burger" sonny said
"Let's go to the museum" Justin said sarcasticly
"No one likes museums!" Sonny shouted at him leaning forward in her seat
"n-n-n-n-no" chad said
"Go on," Justin said to Lexi as he pulled into the drive thru at inside out burger "Get out the car and run around to the other side"
"Kay" Lex whispered, as she opedn the car door and got out, still keeping the camera on justin, once she was safely around the other side, chad and sonny took their seatbelts off, sonny leaned out her window, and Chad put his head through the middle bit to look out spencers.
There was a scilence and then Justin said "Helloooooww"
"we're hungry" Sonny said
"Food please" chad said
"Hi can I take your order" The man on the speaker said
"Yeas, um we'd like to have 3 double trouble inside out burgers, 3 orders of fries…" Justin spoke
"Large or small fries?" The man said
"… oh I'm sorry, that's personal" Justin grinned.
"What size?"
"Small" chad said
"Large" Sonny said
"Large?" The man asked
"Vlairpin" Justin said
"Wait- Wait- what?"
"Yes, we need 3 large vlarpins, we'd like them freshly squeezed"
"Please squeeze the vlarpins" Sonny grinned, doing a funny voice, while trying to hold in laughter.
"oh, can I get my vlarpin with cheese please?" Chad asked, as Justin nodded and put a finger to his lips.
"Ok, so that's 3 number twos?"
"Number Two?" Justin asked, completely discusted, "oh no, we don't want any of that" he finished, as the others burst into laughter.
"could you please measure…the diameter…" Sonny started, then looked up at the boys, then back at the intercom "of your… Buns?" She asked grinning, as Chad and Justin burst out laughing and low-fived
"…Pardon?" the guy on the intercom asked
"Your buns" Chad asked slowly, as if talking to a five year old.
"Yes, could you please measure your buns" Justin said "and tell us their diameter" He said, moving his hands, as if squeezing fake buns
"Uhh, I dunno, there just regular hamburger buns…"
"Oh, well, could we please get irregular hamburger buns?" Chad asked
"Nice" Justin whiperd, hi-fiving him
"look, do you guys want food or not?"
"Oh no, We already had lunch…" Justin said
"…We're just bored…." Sonny finished.
"… but we do want cheese on our vlarpins…" chad grinned, as the others nodded
"Wait what are you saying?" The guy said
"IM SORRY! But we can't talk… It's time for the vlarpin parade! Hurry! Get back in the car." He beckoned at lex."come around, get in the car, hurry"
"Byeee!" Justin waved
"Bye!" Sonny said
"Happy haunaka!" Chad said
"Bye bye!" The all said
"WHOOOOO!"
The end.
I shall do more of these, but I did this in under an hour, but watching the vid on my iPod, pausing… watching… writing… Facebook chatting :P
I hope you like it :D
Sorry I haven't been writing, I was SO beyond gutted, im probably going back to school tmoz, and I have a disco in the afternoon, so… Yeah… these are my friends... They don't stare.. Unlike SOME people… in my school… in the doctor…: P