Things That You Won't Hear On Star Wars
Things That You Won't
Hear On Star Wars
Yoda: Scabbers is my hero
Han Solo: I want to become a male
nurse
Luke (imitating Joey Tribbiani):
Mara Jade, how you doin'?
Leia: Ooh, nipple piercings, a
buck each!
Lando: I'm coming out of the
closet
Vader: I feel pretty!
Palpitane: Yo, Tarkin, wanna watch
a movie?
Tarkin: Yeah, wadda ya got?
Palpitane: Veggie Tales, My Best
Friend's Wedding, Titanic, and Princess Bride
Tarkin: Princess Bride! Princess
Bride!
Jabba: 1-800-99-JENNY!
Yoda: Big pimpin' NYC
3PO: Ooh, marijuana
R2-D2: Now that I'm a woman
Chewie: So, Vader ... how big is
your lightsaber?
Vader: MYOB
Tarkin: On second thought, Veggie
Tales is less violent, let's watch that
Han Solo: (dead silence)
Leia: I can think for myself! I'm
no preppie daddy's girl!
Yoda: Y-M-C-A ... uh, I mean,
Y-O-D-A! Yeh!
R2D2: Screw you guys, I'm going
home!
Jabba: Wow, I'm ugly!
Lando: Let's hear it for gay
pride!
Vader: Uh ... save the whales?
Luke: Ewoks, man, they're ugly!
Things That Will Never
Happen On Star Wars
Han Solo will practice abstinence
Luke and Leia ... 'nuff said
Chewie will be ressurected by the
Munchkins from "The Wizard of Oz"
Han will fall in love with Anakin
Can anyone say Star Trek
crossover?
Random Enterprise Crew Member:
Captain, we've just hit another ship!
Worf (trapped underneath large
chunk of metal): No shit, Sherlock
Picard: Keep digging, Worf!
C3PO will work right
Leia, after defeating the Force
single-handedly, will propse to Vader
Luke dreaming about Chewie ...
'nuff said
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Your friendly neighbourhood 'Cy and her
co-writer Dimsel
