Harry Potter - Stalker Style

by Sprite Stalker

Dudley and Voldie have a closer-than-most relationship, Crookshanks and Mrs. Norris create a Demonic Cats union, Harry is sabotaging Ron and Herm's relationship, and Neville realizes his feelings for Trevor...

1. Prologue

HARRY POTTER: ALTER EGO-STYLE

by JPBP's Alter Ego.

Prologue

Utterly. (utt'-er-ly) adv. Completely such, without qualification or exception.

Insane. (in-sane') adj. 1. Afflicted with a serious mental disorder impairing a person's ability to function. 2. Typical of, used by, or for the insane. 3. Very foolish, irrational or absurd.

Combine those two terms and what do you get?

Harry Potter: Alter Ego-Style, of course.

For example, Voldie and our dearest Duddy are in a closer-than-most relationship. (The only slash I approve of, thank you very much.) Crookshanks and Mrs. Norris have built their own Demonic Cats United organization. Ron and Hermione are dating, but Harry is trying to sabotage Hermione's relationship (he's getting lonely without Ronniekins around). And just for a little added twist, Neville finally realizes his feelings for Trevor.

And one last question for you to ponder before you go on to the next chapter:

What do you get when you combine Professor Snape, the Creevey brothers, a couple of house-elves, and a heck of a lot of pudding?

--Alter Ego