"Last *pant* Level *pant* Almost *pant* To Bowser..." Mario was very out of breath. Fighting Goomba's and dodging Bowser's fireblasts was hard work for an overweight plumber. Mario took out his puffer, sprayed it in his mouth twice, then continued on. "It's not a shroom, but it will do!" Mario said to himself. He finally reached the end of Bowser's Castle.

"Hahaha, I never thought that you'd reach me!" Bowser's voice bellowed throughout the castle.
"Help!!" Peach screamed while being lowered into the room, tied with a rope.
"PEACH, I WILL SAVE YOU!!" Mario brought out a fire flower that he saved, then threw a couple at Bowser.
"Is that it?" Bowser yelled then jumped up into the air. Mario then followed and Bowser came down, shaking the ground. Mario then got back to the ground and Peach started to scream.
"MARIO! FLIP THE SWITCH BEHIND BOWSER!" She yelled
"Right!" Mario jumped, then Bowser jumped. Bowser stompped him and Mario lost his fire power. While Mario was flashing, he went right through Bowser, hit the switch and the floor gave way.
"No!!!!!! You've defeated meee..." Bowser fell in a pool of lava.

Peach got down and went to the other room. While Mario was struggling to get the door unlocked to where Peach was, she straightened up her hair then talked to herself.

"Hehehe, this trick will be funny, Mario looks like he needs some brightening up!" Princess wiped the smile off her face and Mario opened the door.

"Peach!" Mario limped into the room where Peach was standing, "I've saved you!"
"I'm sorry Mario," Peach started to talk. Mario got a strange look on his face. "But the Princess is in another castle!" She smiled. Mario froze.
"Uhh... Mario?" Peach stopped laughing. "Mario?"

Mario started to breath very fast, he grabbed his chest and fainted. He had a heart attack!

"OMG, MARIO!!! IT WAS A JOKE!!!! MARIO!!!!!!!!!!" Peach screamed.

The End?