Helloha! This is C writing my first fanfic. I'm totally new to this and if anyone could help me that would be very cool cause I'm too lazy to look it up on my own!
Disclaimer: I don't own Gakuen Alice or Little Red riding hood…or my house or my TV or Pokemon or power rangers….
Hotaru (staring at author huddled in corner): *rolls eyes* and now without FURTHER ADO *glares at author* we now present
Little red riding Mikan
It was a beautiful day in the Northern Forest and Mikan the girl who always wore red was setting off to visit her Grandma…Grandfather…Grand person.
"Bye Mother" she cried swinging her basket of goodies with one hand.
"Be careful that the Wicked wolf of the North doesn't catch you!" Cried her mother
"I will" sang Mikan
But the dense little girl didn't notice the wolf watching her from the shadows! ( Gasp in horror!)
"Hng" said the wolf ("Use your SCRIPT" cries Authoress then hits him upside the head with it! Heh heh)
"I will follow this little girl as she visits her grandparent then I will grab the basket of goodies" says Wolf woodenly. But wait is that a cute little rabbit I see? " I know a shortcut " whispers not so cute but quite evil rabbit. "Fine" sighs wolf " I shall take a shortcut to the grandparents house and hide in the grand persons bed.
Meanwhile the dense little girl has stopped to pick flowers for her grand person conveniently forgetting that her grand person is allergic to flowers and will die if he sees them. But that's the kind of dense child little red riding Mikan is.
So she gets to eventually and knocks on the door
"It's open" cries grand person in a deep voice
So Mikan being stupid decides to go in and sees her "grandmother" sitting in the bed
"Grandmother!" cries Mikan " Has your nose gotten bigger?!"
"I'm wearing a mask" said the wolf (Gasp in horror!)
Yes it was the wolf in a clever disguise! ("I'm wearing a mask") Earlier he had crept into "Grannies" room and had eaten her whole ( It would have been easier to roast her and then use a knife and fork says Natsume AKA the wolf as if you hadn't guessed!)
"OK" says little red stupid hood " Can I sit on your bed? I brought a basket of sweets and stuff"
"Yes you may" said the wolf/granny
"Granny" says Mikan "your voice sounds awfully deep"
"I have a cold" says Wolf/granny ( Observe the wolf's cleverness!)
"But I didn't bring any cold medicine" worries stupid head ( Mikan I just thought she was being really stupid)
The wolf got tired of all this nonsense and decided to eat her royal stupidness but just as he was about to guess who stormed in. It was the woodcutter ( Everyone cheer Whoop!)
But the woodcutter just came in because he smelled children. Mr Bear ( the woodcutter) didn't like children
He hit wolf boy so hard that Granny flew out of his mouth still intact and perfectly well
"Granny Narumi!" gasped Mikan "Are you OK?"
Now in reality of course granny Narumi wouldn't be ok but because this is a FAIRYTALE we have to be nice.
"Of course I am dearie" Granny Narumi smiled. Then died because of the flowers ( I'm sorry I had to do it!)
"NOOOOOOO!" cried Mikan.
The bear walked off. He had more important things to do.
"Now" smirked the wolf "Lunch!"
Then Hotaru ran in and shot the wolf with her baka gun.
The wolf shot flames from his hands
Hotaru called on the powers of her genius and transformed into a robot ( Like in power rangers!)
Then the wolf grew really big too
Then Hotaru shouted…..
"Pikachu I choose you!"
Then Pikachu zapped evil wolfie and he died then he gave electric shock treatment to Narumi and he came back to life and they all lived happily ever after ( except Natsume and the forest which they had put a huge hole in)
So it just goes to show that you should never underestimate the power of Pokemon
END
Well did you like it? If you did you can leave reviews but I'm not going to stop writing cause some people didn't review me
But hey lets not get mean we're all friends here right!
Anyway if you're reading this that means you read to the end and that makes me happy just knowing people read it!
This is the first story I've completed anyway (at home not school)
So thanks for reading!
