AN: You can also find this at my deviantart account: jaded-life

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1. Tell Sam and Dean you're a supporter of wincest.

2. Read aloud a wincest fic while Sam and Dean are with you.

3. Get Dean to say Castiel is a damsel in distress or really weak/stupid while Castiel is behind him, then cheerfully point out that fact.

4. Tell Dean you stole Chuck's unwritten work, published it, and are now the president of DeanxCastiel/CastielxDean which has 5,000,000 fans of said pairing.

5. Get Dean to read DxC/CxD. Then summon Castiel and sneak up behind Dean (Make sure Cas knows what hes reading) and get his attention.

6. Trap Uriel and Dean in a really small closet.

7. Show a video of John's death to Adam.

8. Show a video of Adam's death to Sam and Dean.

9. Tell Sam and Dean you like Adam better than them now.

10. Tell Adam you're into Wincest. If he doesn't understand show him pics/fics of John/Sam/DeanxAdam.

11. Repeatedly ask Castiel how he saved Dean when he appears as a damsel in distress when he enters a fight.

12. Start calling Castiel 'Cassie' or 'Cassandra'.

13. Call Uriel 'Uri'.

14. Remind Dean he was named after his grandma in front of Sam.

15. Start calling Dean 'Deanna'. When he corrects you say 'Oops... I thought you were your grandma.'. Then repeat this process over and over again.

16. Start calling Sam 'Samantha' even after he corrects you.

17. Steal Castiel's trench coat and say Dean did it.

18. Tell Uriel Dean's stalking Castiel.

19. Taunt Dean about Adam having a normal life.

20. Force Dean to read SamxLilith fics. Or if you prefer SamxRuby fics.

21. Tell Dean, Castiel likes Sam/Adam better than him.

22. Tell Castiel, Dean looks at DxC pics/fics all the time.

23. Tell Uriel about AnnaxRuby/RubyxAnna.

24. Repeatedly ask Adam about Eve.

25. Get Anna, Ruby and possibly Lilith to join you on DeanxCastiel or any yaoi pairing of your choosing. Than discuss about it in front of said pairing.

26. Tell Uriel you're a supporter of DeanxCastiel.

27. Tell Uriel you're into UrielxCastiel. If he's curious run away screaming 'I KNEW IT!!'.

28. Paint the Impala pink and draw baby blue daisies on it.

29. Break all the windows, flatten the tires and tear up the seats of the Impala, while Dean's tied to a chair watching this.

30. Replace ALL of Dean's songs with girly ones or Sam's favorites.

31. Lock Dean in a closet and after awhile let him out saying 'I'm so glad you finally came out!' Make sure you're a fast runner.

32. Tell Dean he has a total of 500 kids. (He probably does!)

33. Lock Dean and Castiel in a really small closet and tell Uriel.

34. Lock Dean, Castiel AND Uriel in the really small closet.

35. Repeatedly ask Uriel if he's seen Michael Scofield lately.

36. Tell Cas that Uriel loves/stalks him.

37. Tell Dean that Castiel stalks him.

38. Dye Dean's hair pink/bright green while he's asleep.

39. Replace ALL of Sam's clothes with really short skirts or ballerina outfits.

40. Key the Impala in front of Dean. Be sure you run faster than him.

41. Claim to be Mary/John to Sam and Dean and do a really bad imitation of him/her.

42. Tell Dean that Sam/Castiel hugs him in his sleep.

43. Tell Sam his new hairstyle makes him look like a neanderthal.

44. Repeatedly tell Sam 'I know what you did last summer.'.

45. Anytime Dean flirts with someone scream 'CHEATER!!' so everyone can hear you. (Yes this includes Castiel and Uriel while there sitting on a cloud or something...)

46. Kidnap Sam and mock Dean about his sudden disappearance. Be sure Uriel's with you.

47. Claim to be an angel to Uriel and do a really bad/stupid imitation of one.

48. Dye Uriel's clothes bright pink and claim Dean did it.

49. Sell the Impala for a penny.

50. Destroy John's journal in front of Sam and Dean. (Be sure Uriel's with you!)