Dear Professor,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong, since what we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write a foot of parchment telling you why we think we are here. What do you care anyway? You see us as what you want to see us…in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a burnout, a princess, and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at the beginning of this morning. We were brainwashed…