Goodbye Squall
Disclaimer: I don't own FF8, and Goodbye Earl is by the Dixie Chicks.
Authors Note: I'm not crazy, just bored.
Quistis and Rinoa were the best of friends
All through their Garden days
Both were members of the Garden Festival culb
both were active in FF8
After graduation Quistis went out, lookin' for a brand new world
Rinoa looked all around this town and all she found was Squall.
Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married that Rinoa started gettin' abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses and make-up to cover a bruise.
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there.
But Squall walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care.
Right away Quistis flew in from Deling
On a red eye midnight flight
She held Rinoa's hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide That Squall had to die.
Goodbye Squall
Those black-eyed peas
They tased all right to me Squall
You feeling weak?
Why don't you lay down and sleep Squall
Ain't it dark?
Wrapped up in that tarp Squall?
The cops came by to bring Squall in
They searched the house high and low
Then they tipped their hats and said "thank you ladies
if you hear from him, let us know."
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing person that nobody missed at all.
So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand out on Highway 109
They sell Balamb ham and strawberry jam
And they don't loose any sleep at night, 'cause Squall had to die.
Goodbye Squall We need a break
Let's go out to the lake, Squall
We'll pack a lunch and stuff you in the trunk Squall
If that's alright Good
Let's go for a ride, Squall hey!
Authors Note: If you haven't already noticed, I don't like Squall that much :
Disclaimer: I don't own FF8, and Goodbye Earl is by the Dixie Chicks.
Authors Note: I'm not crazy, just bored.
Quistis and Rinoa were the best of friends
All through their Garden days
Both were members of the Garden Festival culb
both were active in FF8
After graduation Quistis went out, lookin' for a brand new world
Rinoa looked all around this town and all she found was Squall.
Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married that Rinoa started gettin' abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses and make-up to cover a bruise.
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there.
But Squall walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care.
Right away Quistis flew in from Deling
On a red eye midnight flight
She held Rinoa's hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide That Squall had to die.
Goodbye Squall
Those black-eyed peas
They tased all right to me Squall
You feeling weak?
Why don't you lay down and sleep Squall
Ain't it dark?
Wrapped up in that tarp Squall?
The cops came by to bring Squall in
They searched the house high and low
Then they tipped their hats and said "thank you ladies
if you hear from him, let us know."
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing person that nobody missed at all.
So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand out on Highway 109
They sell Balamb ham and strawberry jam
And they don't loose any sleep at night, 'cause Squall had to die.
Goodbye Squall We need a break
Let's go out to the lake, Squall
We'll pack a lunch and stuff you in the trunk Squall
If that's alright Good
Let's go for a ride, Squall hey!
Authors Note: If you haven't already noticed, I don't like Squall that much :