Bonding Tree
Week 4 Hans Von Hozel
Prompt: Rhodes
"I do the bonding" says Andre as he makes trap of Sookie's doorway.
"I got knife. I do the bonding." Eric says the cape swinging.
"No I bond" With angry Andre says.
"I bond. You no having the knife. I having knife. She heal like dog to me. You see."
"Ok, you bond, I watch." Andre says.
"I bond in private so I no squirt in pants."
"You make squirt squirt, I watch." Says Andre.
"Drinky Sookie." Eric slice the throat in the neck.
Eric sink fangs in Sookie boobies.
"Danube" Eric shouts as pokey explodeds on pants.
Suddenly Quinn! "Why you squirt on babe. Why you mark babe like dog on tree"
"She my bond now, my territory. You mark other tree. This tree mine"
"I belong to me." Sookie says
"You tell fangy babe." Quinn says "He wants your boobies"
"At least he makes the Danube." Sookie says looking down Eric panties.
"But babe, I makes no rubber band for my stick. I Danube you now. I found it"
"You found your stick?" Sookie askes.
"Eric drink with the markings of Sookie. Eric stream flow making Danube." Andre says, no understanding of Danube. Thinks its some river.
Eric takes knife and accidents swing on Andre for his stupider thinking.
Andre dies with flakes.
"Why did you not put pointy in chest before bond." Sookie says.
"He annoy me with stupid sayings. He not know Danube. He not like my ding-dong. He must die."
Quinn hid from pointy and ding-dong.
I think I went over by a few words. If you haven't tried it, give it a whirl. I do not own these characters or the right to Danube. All the glory belongs to CH and the amazingly talented Hans Von Hozel. I wonder if he will Beta me?