The characters in this fan fiction belong to Rurouni Kenshin and were created by Watsuki Nobushiro-sama. I DO NOT receive any profit from this fan fiction. This fan fiction is done in the present and not during the Meiji era......\(~_~)/ .....sorry.
the speeches
*... * thinking
BATTOUSAI ON THE ROAD
(Be afraid. Be VERY, VERY afraid)
The stadium was crowded with people from all over Japan. They had came to Kyoto to witness the ever first stock car race held in Japan and is sponsored by The Akabeko. Things became more exciting as the announcers, Okina (Owanibanshuu member) and T.One (Fan fic author) began to announce the fellow participants and their respective teams
T.One Wow! That sure is a great crowd today at the Stadium today
Okina Yup. And there're many pretty girls out there too.
*Okina starts drooling and then gets hit with a large mallet by T.One*
T.One Let's get to the point. We're here to give the intro of the participating groups
Okina Hai... The first team is the Kamiya Team from Kyoto and is represented by
contestant no.1, Hitokiri Battousai
The crowed goes wild with applause and started a Mexican wave in favor of their most loved rurouni. All except a small group of contestants, which just gave the rurouni a death, glare where else the other half just called him names like "Ahou" and "Baka deshi"
Kenshin My name is Himura Kenshin de gozaru
T.One Yeah, yeah whatever.
Kenshin Oro
T.One And his fellow contestant the bad ass of the dojo, Sanosuke 'Roosterhead'
Sagara
Sanosuke stood from the Kamiya Team garage waving and sending flying kisses to the crowed at the stadium. This caused a terminal outbreak in the stadium and soon everyone was making for the restrooms not to mention the announcers as well.
Yahiko That idiot Roosterhead. The Dojo doesn't have enough money to pay all those
people's medical bills. That was why we entered this race in the first place
Sano Don't worry. We'll win for sure and kick those sissy butts once and for all.
Megumi That's if you win, Roosterhead
Sano Take it easy, Kitsune. The others haven't got a chance against Kenshin or me. And
Besides, with Jou-chan, Yahiko and you as our pit stop team, no one can beat
us
A certain 'hmmph' was heard from the adjacent garage.
T.One The next team is the Owanibanshuu Team from Tokyo and their entries are
Shinomori Aoshi and his ever adoring Owanibanshuu Okashira, Makimachi
"Weasel Girl' Misao plus she's the only girl competitor. Go girl!!
MisaoYay!! ........HEEEEEY!! Who are you calling Weasel Girl!!
Kunai's started flying towards the announcer booth.
T.One I still said you're HIS ever adoring Okashira right? So stop that before
I disqualify your team
Misao Not fair... begins pouting
Aoshi ...
Okina Go Team Owanibanshuu!!!
T.One gives Okina a death glare and proceeds to bash him in the head
T.One We're supposed to be FAIR. Is there any problem in the word that you don't
understand
Okina gives T.One a small pout (the ones alike to Misao's) and continued to announced the other teams.
Okina The next team is a very special team that is sponsored by the Kuni Tori
Petroleum Inc. that is ran by one of its' participants from the Kuni Tori
Team, Shishio Makoto...
Yumi Yay Team Shishio!!!
The crowed at the stadium grows silent at the very sound of his name.
Kenshin But that's impossible. He's dead
Shishio came out of his garage and gives Kenshin a big smirk and everyone gapes at him.
Yumi meanwhile was doing a cheerleading dance with Kamatari to give their support to Team Shishio.
T.One And the other contestants from Team Kuni Tori are Seta Soujiro and Chou of the
10 Swords
A smiley Soujiro walked out with Chou not far behind him. The crowed goes wild at the sight of the most handsome henchmen of Shishio. And soon the floor was filled with flowers and gifts for their Seta-kun.
T.One still drooling when Okina gave her a scrowl
Okina Ahem!! I thought the announcers were supposed to be FAIR.. Right, T.One?
T.One flashes a death glare at Okina.
T.One I'm the fic author and you should do as I Say. UNDERSTAND!!(Covering the microphone)
Okina gave a small grumble and sat pouting again
Sano Hahahahha. This time I'm not the One getting picked on
T.One( think again Sano) and started pressing some buttons and turned both his car and uniform bright, sweet PINK.
SanoAAAARRRGGHH!!!!!Why you *bleeep* ing *bleep* author you!!!!
T.One hahahhahahaand proceeds to fall off her chair while Okina sat next to her feeling scared.
OkinaOn to next Team. This team is also from Kyoto and its members are quite well
known, for they're Saitoh 'Wolfie' Hajime and Kenshin's ' Meaner than Saitoh'
shishou, The 13th Hiten Mitsurugi Successor....(takes a deep breath) ..Hiko
Seijuuro. Team Tensai
Once again the crowed roars and Hiko and Saitoh came out of their respective garage. Hiko puts on his pose and Saitoh only glared at the announcers with fierce eyes. Some of the audience fainted.
KenshinShishiou!!
Okina (gulp) errr... Who wrote this script...
Saitoh Aku announcers and script writers
Okina And our last team is a team from China. It's only participant is Yukishiro Enishi
Kaoru gasp
Yahiko What?!! He's back!!
Saitoh & Aoshi...
An hour later...
Okina Seems like all of our contestants are ready to start the race except.....
The camera turns towards the Kamiya Team Garage, zooming in on Sano trying to scrape all the pink paint off his car while Yahiko stood at the side laughing.
T.One Well, that a comic relief. And Now a word from our sponsors
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CB:
"For a good food with cheap prices. Go to The Akabeko in Tokyo or her sisters branch the Shirobeko in Kyoto." Show Tae at the Akabeko and Sae at the Shirobeko.
Tae & Sae The Akabeko and the Shirobeko is the ultimate place to eat, drink, party and
plan evil plots with its peaceful surroundings. Try asking any one of our
customers
SanoYeah, its great and even more then that because I don't have to pay!
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T.One That... errr...was interesting. Now back to the race.
Okina It seems that the racers are ready and...and... and....and... Starts drooling
T.One OKINA!!!!!! Stop staring at the umbrella girls!!!!hit Okina with the biggest mallet this side of creation.
The camera turns to the racers.
1(H.Kenshin)______
2(Y.Enishi)________
3(S.Hajime)_______
4(S.Soujiro)_______
5(S.Aoshi)________
6(M.Misao)_______
7(S.Makoto)______
8(H.Seijuuro)______
9(Chou)__________
10(S.Sanosuke)___
KaoruKenshin be careful. Okay? Don't drive fast and do dangerous things.
YahikoOoi, Busu. This is supposed to be a race. How can Kenshin win if you ask him
to drive slowly
Megumi (beside Sano) Ohohohoho......Tanuki-girl...you just don't get it do you
Kaoru gets her bokken to hit both Yahiko and Megumi but was pulled back by Kenshin.
Enishi Battousai, I will avenge my sisters death by using my latest Jinchuu on you.
Drunk Driving
(Enishi then picks up a dozen bottles of sake and starts drinking)
Hiko (from behind) Where in the *Bleeep* is my sake!!!!!!
(Enishi still drinking)
Saitoh testing his cars' engine and still smoking until Tokio came up in her brand new kimono and took the cigarette butt from him.
Tokio Anata. It's no good to smoke when you're driving.
Saitoh Aa
Tokio The reward for this race is good enough to support us throughout the next year.
And with that, you don't have to work so hard and leave me alone for so long
Saitoh Aa
Camera turns to Aoshi standing beside a gorgeous woman in a very skimpy kimono.
The girl was standing to close for Misao's comfort. And the young Okashira was looking quite green in the eyes
Umbrella girl Umm... Aoshi
Aoshi...
Umbrella GirlI LUUUUVV ....
Kunai's flew and an angry Misao was stomping towards the girl
Misao What are you trying to do with MY Aoshi-sama!!!
Misao voice at that moment was loud enough to shake the whole stadium.
AoshiMisao
MisaoYes Aoshi-sama
Aoshi You're talking too loud
Misao suddenly turns bright red and quickly ran back to her car
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The crowed goes wild as the signal came for the race to start. The umbrella girls and the respective pit stop crew went back to the garage.
T.One Red.....Orange.....GOOOOO!!!!!
There was a roar from the crowd as all the cars took off at a devastating fast speed except one was left behind
Kaoru Kenshin! It's started already. GO
Kenshin Oro....ses..ses...sessha can't reach pedal
Okina It seems that Kenshin is in trouble. And look a car is finishing the first round.
T.OneWhy? Its Soujiro-san....YAAAAY!!!! And he's doing it in less than a minute
OkinaHmph........Look, Kaoru just got Kenshin a pillow. Now he can reach the pedal
T.One Yeah he just started and the rest nearly finished the first found
The 2nd to finish the first round was Hiko with his famous cape flying behind him, blocking the view of the back car....Sano.
Sano Hey you Hiten Idoitrugi Master. You're blocking my *bleeping* veiw
Hiko That's not of my fault that you're a roosterhead If you had been a tensai like me
maybe you would fare better
And when Hiko passed Kenshin, he sneered
Hiko Bakadesshhhiiiiii!!!!
Kanshin (as cars go past him) Drive carefully de gozaru!
Enishi *bleep* I missed him. Hmmm. Must drink another bottle
(opens another bottle of sake and starts drinking
Meanwhile Shishio was driving at such a speed that he almost caught up with Hiko
Okina(finally stopped drooling)Now here's the standings
1.S.Soujiro
2.S.Aoshi
3.S.Hajime
4.S.Makoto
5.H.Seijuuro
6.Chou
7.M.Misao
8.S.Sano
9.Y.Enishi (making waves on the road)
10.H.Kenshin (driving at 50km/h)
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KaoruWhat's Kenshin doing?? He's going so slow
Megumi Yeah. So is the roosterhead
Yumi Hahahahaha. Your team hasn't got a chance against Team Kuni Tori. With our
special petrol and Soujiro's speed we'll win for sure!!!!
Megumi & Kaoru stares at Yumi.
Tokio I'm sure Hajime will come out at least the first three
Okon & Omasu Not a chance girls. Both Aoshi and Misao have been doing some very
special training to win this race and bring glory to the Owanibanshuu.
All the pit stop members continue to argue about whose going to win.
Meanwhile, back at the course....
Saitoh (cigarette in hand) had been trying to overtake Aoshi at every corner but failed. He got so frustrated that he threw his cigarette away (Unluckily for the car behind him). In a blink of an eye, the latter heard a loud boom from behind and saw that Shishio and his car had combusted in flames.
Hiko What The.....!!!!!
(evades the combusted car and drove beside Saitoh, yelling at him)
Hiko What do you think you're doing? That almost killed me if not for my great
reflexes that only a tensai of tensais have.
Saitoh Hmmph
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T.One Well, All seems to be going on well
Okina Yeah, except that Team Kamiya has dropped to the last of the line. Look, Soujiro
has crossed Kenshin for the 3rd time now and is followed by Aoshi. YAY,Aoshi!
T.OnePlus Team Tensai seems to be in a quarrel. Hey there Enishi going past Hiko
now
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Sano came in for a pit stop.
Yahiko Hurry,hurry,hurry!!
Tsubame Here's the tyre,......Ooops( tyre rolling away)
Kaoru Quick get it back!
YumiHaving trouble?
Kaoru It's none of you business. Hey, isn't that beautiful burning car your Shishio
is driving?
Yumi & Kamatari Shishio-sama!!
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Enishi Hahahahaha! This time I'll not fail Battousai!!!
As Enishi drives past Hiko, he was holding the bottle of sake up as if giving a toast, still to drunk to drive straight. But unluckily for him, Hiko saw the bottle
Hiko SO... you're the one that took my sake!!!
EnishiEh? Who are you?
Hiko proceeds to knocks the live out of Enishi's car, forcing him to stop.
Enishi get out of his car still holding the sake bottle, drawing hi sword as Hiko pulls up beside him and draws his sword as well. (The fight of the Sake part 1)
Meanwhile, Shishio had caught up with Saitoh, and he wanted to avenge what Saitoh did to him. It all happened like this:
1 Shishio drove up to Saitoh
2 Shishio took his sword out and used it to scratch Saitoh's car
3 Saitoh's car combusted and got out of control
4 It hit Shishio's car and they both got knocked out of the tracks.
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T.One Seems like a lot of the cars have been diqualified and Team Tensai is
out of the race
Okina Not only that, take a look at the pit stop crew. They seem to be fighting and
some of the competitors seems to be caught up in it. Let's go to Dr. Gensai for the
report
Gensai Thank you, Okina. The pit stop crew of each team have been having an
argument of who is going to win this race, each of them has their own
opinion. They're not stopping the argument for anything, even their own
team members
Camera shows Soujiro, Aoshi and Misao waiting for their crew to finish the quarrel with big sweatdrops behind their heads.
Kaoru We're going to win
Kamatari In your dreams Tanuki-girl
Kaoru Why you.. you... you crossdresser
Gensai I rest my case. Back to you and T.One
T.One Hehehheh......well what do you know...ahem. Let's get back to the racers OK?
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Kenshin who was still going very slowly, had finally passed the two pairs of fighting
men( Hiko Vs Enishi and Saitoh Vs Shishio)
Kenshin Ororororo....
Kaoru Kenshin!!! Look where you're going ! You nearly went off track
Kenshin Gomen de gazaru.. Sessha will try to concentrate
He then hears voices through the small earphone:
" Yumi stop trying to seduce our crew!!"
"Make me!!!"
"With Pleasure"
" I'll do it Tanuki -girl"
Kenshin Ororororor....
Camera goes over to Sanosuke who is trying to overtake Chou
Sano Move over Broomhead!
Chou It takes more skill than that to beat the best, Roosterhead
And he turned his car to push Sanosuke 'pink' car off track. They continued to bump against each other until they came to a sharp corner and due to their continuous bumping, both their cars spinned off the tracks and crashed. A group of volunteers and the medical units came to their aid.
In the end, the winner by default and Lots of Good luck was none other than our favorite, friendly rurouni Himura Kenshin. Just because he was the only one who wasn't disqualified or distracted by an angry mob of pit stop crew.
T.One So Kenshin, How does it feel to be a winner?
Kenshin Its not very nice de gozaru
Okina Why is that? You just won the race and received a thousand yen in cash
Kenshin Because you get many other unhappy competitors who wants to turn you into
the living dead. gulp
He then points to his back and shows us a very angry group of competitors.
T.OneWell, it's time to sign off and find the best place to hide before these angry
Kenshin-gumi and miscellaneous characters find out that I'm the author
Characters last words:
Kenshin: Be careful while you're on the road de gozaru
Kaoru: We won? ..We won... WE WON YAAAY!!
Enishi: Oneesan!! I've failed you again. Forgive me!
Tomoe (Spirit) Enishi, drunk driving never pays
Sano: bleeep bleeep bleeep broomhead
Saitoh: Ahou ga to all the Aku drivers!
Tokio: sigh... here we go again
Shishio: I'll complete my Kuni Tori with my new attack ' The Combusting Car Combo'
Attack.
Soujiro: 'smile'...'smile'....Ahhahahhahhahahahha.... 'smile'
Chou : Bleep bleep bleep roosterhead
Hiko: You and I will never part again( holding sake bottle)
Aoshi: Battousai, I'll train harder to get the title of fastest (Soujiro laughs)
Misao: Aoshi-sama, you're so cool when you say that.
Okina: You girls are gorgeous (was hit by a falling meteorite out of nowhere)
Tea & Sae: Come again next year.
I hope you liked it. I've never written a fan fiction before and this is my first piece. I hope you liked it. Send me your thoughts on this fan fiction.
the speeches
*... * thinking
BATTOUSAI ON THE ROAD
(Be afraid. Be VERY, VERY afraid)
The stadium was crowded with people from all over Japan. They had came to Kyoto to witness the ever first stock car race held in Japan and is sponsored by The Akabeko. Things became more exciting as the announcers, Okina (Owanibanshuu member) and T.One (Fan fic author) began to announce the fellow participants and their respective teams
T.One Wow! That sure is a great crowd today at the Stadium today
Okina Yup. And there're many pretty girls out there too.
*Okina starts drooling and then gets hit with a large mallet by T.One*
T.One Let's get to the point. We're here to give the intro of the participating groups
Okina Hai... The first team is the Kamiya Team from Kyoto and is represented by
contestant no.1, Hitokiri Battousai
The crowed goes wild with applause and started a Mexican wave in favor of their most loved rurouni. All except a small group of contestants, which just gave the rurouni a death, glare where else the other half just called him names like "Ahou" and "Baka deshi"
Kenshin My name is Himura Kenshin de gozaru
T.One Yeah, yeah whatever.
Kenshin Oro
T.One And his fellow contestant the bad ass of the dojo, Sanosuke 'Roosterhead'
Sagara
Sanosuke stood from the Kamiya Team garage waving and sending flying kisses to the crowed at the stadium. This caused a terminal outbreak in the stadium and soon everyone was making for the restrooms not to mention the announcers as well.
Yahiko That idiot Roosterhead. The Dojo doesn't have enough money to pay all those
people's medical bills. That was why we entered this race in the first place
Sano Don't worry. We'll win for sure and kick those sissy butts once and for all.
Megumi That's if you win, Roosterhead
Sano Take it easy, Kitsune. The others haven't got a chance against Kenshin or me. And
Besides, with Jou-chan, Yahiko and you as our pit stop team, no one can beat
us
A certain 'hmmph' was heard from the adjacent garage.
T.One The next team is the Owanibanshuu Team from Tokyo and their entries are
Shinomori Aoshi and his ever adoring Owanibanshuu Okashira, Makimachi
"Weasel Girl' Misao plus she's the only girl competitor. Go girl!!
MisaoYay!! ........HEEEEEY!! Who are you calling Weasel Girl!!
Kunai's started flying towards the announcer booth.
T.One I still said you're HIS ever adoring Okashira right? So stop that before
I disqualify your team
Misao Not fair... begins pouting
Aoshi ...
Okina Go Team Owanibanshuu!!!
T.One gives Okina a death glare and proceeds to bash him in the head
T.One We're supposed to be FAIR. Is there any problem in the word that you don't
understand
Okina gives T.One a small pout (the ones alike to Misao's) and continued to announced the other teams.
Okina The next team is a very special team that is sponsored by the Kuni Tori
Petroleum Inc. that is ran by one of its' participants from the Kuni Tori
Team, Shishio Makoto...
Yumi Yay Team Shishio!!!
The crowed at the stadium grows silent at the very sound of his name.
Kenshin But that's impossible. He's dead
Shishio came out of his garage and gives Kenshin a big smirk and everyone gapes at him.
Yumi meanwhile was doing a cheerleading dance with Kamatari to give their support to Team Shishio.
T.One And the other contestants from Team Kuni Tori are Seta Soujiro and Chou of the
10 Swords
A smiley Soujiro walked out with Chou not far behind him. The crowed goes wild at the sight of the most handsome henchmen of Shishio. And soon the floor was filled with flowers and gifts for their Seta-kun.
T.One still drooling when Okina gave her a scrowl
Okina Ahem!! I thought the announcers were supposed to be FAIR.. Right, T.One?
T.One flashes a death glare at Okina.
T.One I'm the fic author and you should do as I Say. UNDERSTAND!!(Covering the microphone)
Okina gave a small grumble and sat pouting again
Sano Hahahahha. This time I'm not the One getting picked on
T.One( think again Sano) and started pressing some buttons and turned both his car and uniform bright, sweet PINK.
SanoAAAARRRGGHH!!!!!Why you *bleeep* ing *bleep* author you!!!!
T.One hahahhahahaand proceeds to fall off her chair while Okina sat next to her feeling scared.
OkinaOn to next Team. This team is also from Kyoto and its members are quite well
known, for they're Saitoh 'Wolfie' Hajime and Kenshin's ' Meaner than Saitoh'
shishou, The 13th Hiten Mitsurugi Successor....(takes a deep breath) ..Hiko
Seijuuro. Team Tensai
Once again the crowed roars and Hiko and Saitoh came out of their respective garage. Hiko puts on his pose and Saitoh only glared at the announcers with fierce eyes. Some of the audience fainted.
KenshinShishiou!!
Okina (gulp) errr... Who wrote this script...
Saitoh Aku announcers and script writers
Okina And our last team is a team from China. It's only participant is Yukishiro Enishi
Kaoru gasp
Yahiko What?!! He's back!!
Saitoh & Aoshi...
An hour later...
Okina Seems like all of our contestants are ready to start the race except.....
The camera turns towards the Kamiya Team Garage, zooming in on Sano trying to scrape all the pink paint off his car while Yahiko stood at the side laughing.
T.One Well, that a comic relief. And Now a word from our sponsors
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CB:
"For a good food with cheap prices. Go to The Akabeko in Tokyo or her sisters branch the Shirobeko in Kyoto." Show Tae at the Akabeko and Sae at the Shirobeko.
Tae & Sae The Akabeko and the Shirobeko is the ultimate place to eat, drink, party and
plan evil plots with its peaceful surroundings. Try asking any one of our
customers
SanoYeah, its great and even more then that because I don't have to pay!
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T.One That... errr...was interesting. Now back to the race.
Okina It seems that the racers are ready and...and... and....and... Starts drooling
T.One OKINA!!!!!! Stop staring at the umbrella girls!!!!hit Okina with the biggest mallet this side of creation.
The camera turns to the racers.
1(H.Kenshin)______
2(Y.Enishi)________
3(S.Hajime)_______
4(S.Soujiro)_______
5(S.Aoshi)________
6(M.Misao)_______
7(S.Makoto)______
8(H.Seijuuro)______
9(Chou)__________
10(S.Sanosuke)___
KaoruKenshin be careful. Okay? Don't drive fast and do dangerous things.
YahikoOoi, Busu. This is supposed to be a race. How can Kenshin win if you ask him
to drive slowly
Megumi (beside Sano) Ohohohoho......Tanuki-girl...you just don't get it do you
Kaoru gets her bokken to hit both Yahiko and Megumi but was pulled back by Kenshin.
Enishi Battousai, I will avenge my sisters death by using my latest Jinchuu on you.
Drunk Driving
(Enishi then picks up a dozen bottles of sake and starts drinking)
Hiko (from behind) Where in the *Bleeep* is my sake!!!!!!
(Enishi still drinking)
Saitoh testing his cars' engine and still smoking until Tokio came up in her brand new kimono and took the cigarette butt from him.
Tokio Anata. It's no good to smoke when you're driving.
Saitoh Aa
Tokio The reward for this race is good enough to support us throughout the next year.
And with that, you don't have to work so hard and leave me alone for so long
Saitoh Aa
Camera turns to Aoshi standing beside a gorgeous woman in a very skimpy kimono.
The girl was standing to close for Misao's comfort. And the young Okashira was looking quite green in the eyes
Umbrella girl Umm... Aoshi
Aoshi...
Umbrella GirlI LUUUUVV ....
Kunai's flew and an angry Misao was stomping towards the girl
Misao What are you trying to do with MY Aoshi-sama!!!
Misao voice at that moment was loud enough to shake the whole stadium.
AoshiMisao
MisaoYes Aoshi-sama
Aoshi You're talking too loud
Misao suddenly turns bright red and quickly ran back to her car
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The crowed goes wild as the signal came for the race to start. The umbrella girls and the respective pit stop crew went back to the garage.
T.One Red.....Orange.....GOOOOO!!!!!
There was a roar from the crowd as all the cars took off at a devastating fast speed except one was left behind
Kaoru Kenshin! It's started already. GO
Kenshin Oro....ses..ses...sessha can't reach pedal
Okina It seems that Kenshin is in trouble. And look a car is finishing the first round.
T.OneWhy? Its Soujiro-san....YAAAAY!!!! And he's doing it in less than a minute
OkinaHmph........Look, Kaoru just got Kenshin a pillow. Now he can reach the pedal
T.One Yeah he just started and the rest nearly finished the first found
The 2nd to finish the first round was Hiko with his famous cape flying behind him, blocking the view of the back car....Sano.
Sano Hey you Hiten Idoitrugi Master. You're blocking my *bleeping* veiw
Hiko That's not of my fault that you're a roosterhead If you had been a tensai like me
maybe you would fare better
And when Hiko passed Kenshin, he sneered
Hiko Bakadesshhhiiiiii!!!!
Kanshin (as cars go past him) Drive carefully de gozaru!
Enishi *bleep* I missed him. Hmmm. Must drink another bottle
(opens another bottle of sake and starts drinking
Meanwhile Shishio was driving at such a speed that he almost caught up with Hiko
Okina(finally stopped drooling)Now here's the standings
1.S.Soujiro
2.S.Aoshi
3.S.Hajime
4.S.Makoto
5.H.Seijuuro
6.Chou
7.M.Misao
8.S.Sano
9.Y.Enishi (making waves on the road)
10.H.Kenshin (driving at 50km/h)
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KaoruWhat's Kenshin doing?? He's going so slow
Megumi Yeah. So is the roosterhead
Yumi Hahahahaha. Your team hasn't got a chance against Team Kuni Tori. With our
special petrol and Soujiro's speed we'll win for sure!!!!
Megumi & Kaoru stares at Yumi.
Tokio I'm sure Hajime will come out at least the first three
Okon & Omasu Not a chance girls. Both Aoshi and Misao have been doing some very
special training to win this race and bring glory to the Owanibanshuu.
All the pit stop members continue to argue about whose going to win.
Meanwhile, back at the course....
Saitoh (cigarette in hand) had been trying to overtake Aoshi at every corner but failed. He got so frustrated that he threw his cigarette away (Unluckily for the car behind him). In a blink of an eye, the latter heard a loud boom from behind and saw that Shishio and his car had combusted in flames.
Hiko What The.....!!!!!
(evades the combusted car and drove beside Saitoh, yelling at him)
Hiko What do you think you're doing? That almost killed me if not for my great
reflexes that only a tensai of tensais have.
Saitoh Hmmph
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T.One Well, All seems to be going on well
Okina Yeah, except that Team Kamiya has dropped to the last of the line. Look, Soujiro
has crossed Kenshin for the 3rd time now and is followed by Aoshi. YAY,Aoshi!
T.OnePlus Team Tensai seems to be in a quarrel. Hey there Enishi going past Hiko
now
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Sano came in for a pit stop.
Yahiko Hurry,hurry,hurry!!
Tsubame Here's the tyre,......Ooops( tyre rolling away)
Kaoru Quick get it back!
YumiHaving trouble?
Kaoru It's none of you business. Hey, isn't that beautiful burning car your Shishio
is driving?
Yumi & Kamatari Shishio-sama!!
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Enishi Hahahahaha! This time I'll not fail Battousai!!!
As Enishi drives past Hiko, he was holding the bottle of sake up as if giving a toast, still to drunk to drive straight. But unluckily for him, Hiko saw the bottle
Hiko SO... you're the one that took my sake!!!
EnishiEh? Who are you?
Hiko proceeds to knocks the live out of Enishi's car, forcing him to stop.
Enishi get out of his car still holding the sake bottle, drawing hi sword as Hiko pulls up beside him and draws his sword as well. (The fight of the Sake part 1)
Meanwhile, Shishio had caught up with Saitoh, and he wanted to avenge what Saitoh did to him. It all happened like this:
1 Shishio drove up to Saitoh
2 Shishio took his sword out and used it to scratch Saitoh's car
3 Saitoh's car combusted and got out of control
4 It hit Shishio's car and they both got knocked out of the tracks.
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T.One Seems like a lot of the cars have been diqualified and Team Tensai is
out of the race
Okina Not only that, take a look at the pit stop crew. They seem to be fighting and
some of the competitors seems to be caught up in it. Let's go to Dr. Gensai for the
report
Gensai Thank you, Okina. The pit stop crew of each team have been having an
argument of who is going to win this race, each of them has their own
opinion. They're not stopping the argument for anything, even their own
team members
Camera shows Soujiro, Aoshi and Misao waiting for their crew to finish the quarrel with big sweatdrops behind their heads.
Kaoru We're going to win
Kamatari In your dreams Tanuki-girl
Kaoru Why you.. you... you crossdresser
Gensai I rest my case. Back to you and T.One
T.One Hehehheh......well what do you know...ahem. Let's get back to the racers OK?
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Kenshin who was still going very slowly, had finally passed the two pairs of fighting
men( Hiko Vs Enishi and Saitoh Vs Shishio)
Kenshin Ororororo....
Kaoru Kenshin!!! Look where you're going ! You nearly went off track
Kenshin Gomen de gazaru.. Sessha will try to concentrate
He then hears voices through the small earphone:
" Yumi stop trying to seduce our crew!!"
"Make me!!!"
"With Pleasure"
" I'll do it Tanuki -girl"
Kenshin Ororororor....
Camera goes over to Sanosuke who is trying to overtake Chou
Sano Move over Broomhead!
Chou It takes more skill than that to beat the best, Roosterhead
And he turned his car to push Sanosuke 'pink' car off track. They continued to bump against each other until they came to a sharp corner and due to their continuous bumping, both their cars spinned off the tracks and crashed. A group of volunteers and the medical units came to their aid.
In the end, the winner by default and Lots of Good luck was none other than our favorite, friendly rurouni Himura Kenshin. Just because he was the only one who wasn't disqualified or distracted by an angry mob of pit stop crew.
T.One So Kenshin, How does it feel to be a winner?
Kenshin Its not very nice de gozaru
Okina Why is that? You just won the race and received a thousand yen in cash
Kenshin Because you get many other unhappy competitors who wants to turn you into
the living dead. gulp
He then points to his back and shows us a very angry group of competitors.
T.OneWell, it's time to sign off and find the best place to hide before these angry
Kenshin-gumi and miscellaneous characters find out that I'm the author
Characters last words:
Kenshin: Be careful while you're on the road de gozaru
Kaoru: We won? ..We won... WE WON YAAAY!!
Enishi: Oneesan!! I've failed you again. Forgive me!
Tomoe (Spirit) Enishi, drunk driving never pays
Sano: bleeep bleeep bleeep broomhead
Saitoh: Ahou ga to all the Aku drivers!
Tokio: sigh... here we go again
Shishio: I'll complete my Kuni Tori with my new attack ' The Combusting Car Combo'
Attack.
Soujiro: 'smile'...'smile'....Ahhahahhahhahahahha.... 'smile'
Chou : Bleep bleep bleep roosterhead
Hiko: You and I will never part again( holding sake bottle)
Aoshi: Battousai, I'll train harder to get the title of fastest (Soujiro laughs)
Misao: Aoshi-sama, you're so cool when you say that.
Okina: You girls are gorgeous (was hit by a falling meteorite out of nowhere)
Tea & Sae: Come again next year.
I hope you liked it. I've never written a fan fiction before and this is my first piece. I hope you liked it. Send me your thoughts on this fan fiction.