The stupidest songfic ever written by a mazoku. That would be me. I call myself RK in case you care.

Disclaimer: I don't own the song or the group or the characters. Just bob. Scratch that don't own him either. Carly owns him. W/e

Imagine Luna had a boyfriend. She quit waitressing and took over the world. She decides to break up with bob. So bob sings this nifty song the Human league made up: *= singing very badly

Bob's POV
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I found you. I
picked you out I shook you up and turned you around. Turned you into
someone new. ( please imagine a fat zelgaids singing in a high pitched
hamster voice. This is bob) Now five years later on you got the world at
your feet,( get it? World? O nevermind.) success has been so easy for
you. But don't forget its me who put you where you are now and I can put
you back down too. Don't don't u want me? You know I cant believe it when
I hear that you wont see me. Don't, don't you want me? You know I don't
belive you when you say that you don't need me. You think you changed
your mind? You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry.Don't u
want me baby? Don't you want me now? Repeat.
Luna's POV
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true. But
even then I knew id find a much better place. Either with or without you.
The five years we have had have been such good times. I still love you.
But now I think its time I led my life on my own. I guess its just what I
must do.
Bob's POV
Don't don't you want me? You know I cant believe it when you say that you
wont see me. Don't don't you want me? You know I cant believe it when you
say that you don't need me.* This is really dumb.
Luna: yeah he's a stupid dork and I need to get back to the café. See ya!
RK: hang on wait! Matte! O well see ya bob.
Alright that sucked. Just review please.
Owari ( can someone tall me what owari means? Please?)