Author's Note: This is my first posted fic. It's a pickax/dynamite story to help with the writer's block I'm having in writing another story I'm up to chapter five on and will be posted soon... I hope.

Also, I will be referred to as S.S In this fic for various reasons...(I'm to damn lazy to put Stygian Styx and thats also the name of the main character in another story I'll be posting.)

Step One: Blow the fourth wall to hell!

It was a bright, sunny day in konoha(spelling?). However, that did not stop the random lightning from booming menacingly. A figure stood on top the hokage tower, looking out over the unsuspecting village. He wore a sleeveless black trench coat over a sleeveless chain mesh shirt.(similar to anko, but this trench coat is black and sleeveless.) He wore a hite-ate with a closed book on the plate, revealing him to be an author. He wore loose black pants with a katana on his belt. He jumped off the tower onto the streets below revealing the kanji for 'Insanity' on his back.

He walked over to a crowd of stunned villagers surprised at his dissent. He calmly walked towards a girl wearing a red.. dress... thing... and pink hair. He reached into his coat for a second before withdrawing his hand with a... FISH! He swung the fish in a lazy arc, slapping Sakura with it. She recovered and jumped back quickly, avoiding being fish-slapped a second time. She wrinkled her nose in disgust at the smell and pulled out a kuni. "Who are you and why did you just slap me with a salmon?" she asked. "Sauske-kun will get you for this!"

"Because the bass wasn't fresh!I am... The king of What-The-Fuck-ism S.S.! Damn I love this manga!"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"This entire world is a manga! A comic book! Say Hi to the fans!"

"Uh... Hi?" Sakura yelled to the sky, clearly thinking this guy was off his rocker.

"Hi YAH!" came the reply. Sakura's eyes bugged out, then she fainted.

AN: sorry for the shortness and randomness of that chapter, but whatever. I promise the next chapter will be longer, but their will not be another chapter until I have at least two reviews. Thanks for reading!

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