After the Battle of Hogwarts the new headmistress Minerva McGonagall began to work on promoting house unity. This was how Harry Potter currently found himself in the room of requirement getting quickly hammered with Draco Malfoy.

"Pass me the firewhiskey Harry" demanded Draco

After handing him the sixth bottle Harry had a brain wave

"Do you wanna play Truth or Dare?" asked Harry

"Why not" consented Draco (not in his right mind at all)

"Ok truth or dare?" asked Harry

"truth" said Draco

"What is your best childhood memory?"

"when my Dad gave me my first teddy whom i named Bobo" replied Draco triumphantly

To Harry's intoxicated mind this seemed absolutely natural coming from the Slytherin Ice Prince and so the game continued.

After finding out that Draco: thought his mum was hot, that Hermione wasn't that annoying, sent Dumbledore a picture of him dressed like a badger and that he would shag Voldemort for 1 million galleons. And also that Harry: sent Snape shampoo and conditioner, posted a picture of himself dressed like a chicken to the Daily Prophet, confessed he had a cheese fetish and that his best memory was getting his Hogwarts letter they came to the end of the alcohol and therefore the last round of the game.

Harry was thinking, and whilst drunk this was quite funny. As his eyebrows knitted together with concentration he eventually reached the conclusion of his erratic thoughts and asked Draco "What happened to Bobo?"

Immediately Draco's eyes welled up with long suppressed tears "Voldemort took him and ... and ... and made him have a tea party with his Barbies, he never came back..." Halfway through this painful confession Draco grabbed a nearby pillow and began rocking back and forth calling out Bobo's name. Harry stared at him, maybe it was Draco's anguish or possibly because he was unbelievably drunk, Draco's tears also moved him to tears of his own.

It was at this point that Ron and Hermione (who had arranged to meet each other at ten in the room of requirement) found Harry and Draco, their arms wrapped around each other mourning the loss of a bear which Harry had never seen.

The next day the school was teeming with enlarged pictures of Harry and Draco. Hermione's books were missing and Ron's nose was broken. However this wasn't what perplexed the school the most, when did Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy become friends? Why were they looking for a teddy called Bobo? And what the hell did Voldemort and his Barbie doll fetish have to do with it?

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