101 Ways to annoy Armand

by dreamsareforever and friends

1. Say that Hannibal Lecter wanted you to tell him that he still hears the Russians screaming.
2. Say that Marius hates him.
3. When he tries to make fun of you say, " Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me!" ( Watch out if he goes out to do just that.)
4. Take away both versions of Blade Runner from him and replace it with the Notebook.
5. Try to act as though your the boss of him.
6. Act as though he's only 3 and not 500 and something.
7. Make him watch Barney.
8. Make him watch anything on "Sprout, Disney Playhouse and Nick Jr."
9. Say that Lestat is the best thing in the world.
10. Capture Louis, ( and keep untill he'll do some hulla dancing.)
11. Act as though Armand is a cute little puppy dog that WON'T bite.
12. Give his room a makeover. ( Girlstyle)
13. Give HIM a makeover.
14. Lock him up in a room with Pee Wee Herman.
15. Lock him up in a room with Richard Simmons or Rosie O'Donnell.
16. Go on a vacation without him.
17. Put a bonnet on him.
18. Force him to babysit 7 children. ( Makes sure the ages are 0-7).
19. Make him babysit Claudia.
20. Say that you love him.

21. Show him pictures of Louis and Lestat making out.
22. Show him pictures of Marius canoodling some boytoy who's a lot prettier than Armand.
23. photoshop his head onto carrot top's steroid-ridden body.
24. dye his hair blond, give him a perm and say: NOW Marius and Louis can love you!
25. have his picture featured on with questionable spots on his face...

26. Show every vampire he knows pictures of him and Marius 'getting comfortable' in the hot tub.

27.replace all his clothes with lil sailor and boyscout suits
28.replace his DVD collection with nothing but cheesey high school movies blah
29.show him pictures of Marius and Pandora together
30.lock him in a room with Umbridge from HP
31.replace all his cds with Lestat's music

32. Show him pictures of Marius and Bianca together.
33. Lock him up with Claudia.
34. Take away ALL his clothes execpt for a bathrobe. ( that's pink with flowers on it)
35. Say noone likes you.
36. Say Drew Sarich is better than you.
37. Replace him with Drew Sarich.
38. On vaction , make him room with Lestat.
39. Replace all his clothes with either baby clothes or little girls clothes.
Personal troubles
40. Tell him to walk into the bathroom to kill a spider just to have him find no spider but to walk into a woman going to the bathroom.

41. At a public place replace the men's room bathroom sign with the Woman's.
( replace it back after he walks in)
42. Give him a tampon.

43. Lock him up with an extremly drunk Jack Sparrow.
44. Tie him up and don't let him go untill he says I love you to you or your best friend ( Who is a huge Armand fan)
45. two words, TICKLE FIGHT!
46. Put makeup on him while he's asleep.
47. Force Prume juice down his throat.
48. Make him watch the "Very Happy Elf" Christmas special.
49. Make him watch the Star Wars holliday special. ( I love Star Wars, but that just sucked!)
50. Lock him up with tons of fangirls.( WARNING: MAKE SURE HE JUST FED! Elm..lol!)
51. Have a slumber party... In his room!
52. Lock HIM out of his room.
53. Lock him up in a room with a VERY GRUMPY Mojo
54. Make him watch the PowerPuffGirls!
55. Lock him up in a room with Paris Hilton!
56. Lock him up in a room with... FLAVOR FLAV!
57. Say that you LOVE Santiago.
58. Say that you love that dress he's wearing. ( even though he's not wearing one)
59. Say that he could have won cutest baby contest.
60. Pinch his cheeks!
61. Say " Got your NOSE!"
62. Sign him up for ballet lessons.
63. Steal his credict card and spend ALOT of money.
64. Make him go bankrupt.

65. Make him write " I will never touch Louis again"

66. Make Armand write I'm Ugly.

67. Make him write " Lestat is prettier than me

68. Make him SING that song that goes " I'm So pretty oh so pretty! (You know the rest!

69. Make him sing ALL of Lestat's songs.

70. Make him wear A "LESTAT FOREVER!" T-Shirt.

71. Glue A Bow in his hair. ( Make sure it's purple, heheh I like this one)

72. Use a HOT GLUEGUN to glue his hair into a mohawk.

73. Use a HOT GLUEGUN to glue his hair into PIGTAILS!

74. Use a HOT GLUEGUN to glue his hair into A French Braid!

75. Glue a Nest of Birds to his hair WITH LIVE BIRDS! ( I like this one too,heheh)

76. Give him a basket that says " CONGRATS ON THE BABY" and "IT'S A GIRL". Make sure it's full it's full of baby stuff.

77. Send him a card that says " Congrats! Your Pregnant!"

78. Send him a box of CHOCLATES!

79. Make him watch Cooking shows and then give him a test.

80. Say that You have Marius and you won't give him back untill you have all his stuff.

81. After he gives you the stuff. Say you don't like the stuff, keep the money,

destroy his Blade Runner DVD AND ! Don't give Marius back!

(Man! He's haveing a bad day!)

82. Do the same with Daniel.

83. Make him watch ChickFlicks 24/7 untill he's about to die.

84. Make him watch a very sad movie with you and HOLD his hand the whole time.

85. Lock him up in a room with: one of the CANNIBLES from POTC 2!

86.. After everything he says reply "and how does that make you feel?"
87. Poke him repeatitively
88. Refuse to scream while he tortures you.

89. Try to pick him off and hold him as though he is a baby.
90. Lock him out of his house.
91. Call him Andrei.
92. Call him Amadeo.
93. Make him watch every episode every known to man of Gilmore Girls.
94. Lock him IN his house. ( Destroy the key)
95. Make him watch Grease.
96. Act as though he wasn't theres.
97. Wake him up and say that they weren't going to realse the Blade Runner DVD after all.
98. Make him watch Blue's Clues.
99. Make him Watch Dora.
100. Lock him up and put in a CD Of nothing but Cartman's horrible singing
( from South Park), Press Replay and turn it to the max.
101. Make him go back to school.
102. Say that he has a very cute butt.