"I love carrots." Lucius Malfoy said leaning back in his armchair.
"CARROTS FOR EVERYONE!" Bellatrix (Trixie) said while cackling manically and skipping and throwing carrots around.
"Thanks Trixie!" The Death Eaters said in unison.
"LET THE SKYFALL WHEN IT CRUMBLES WE WILL STAND TALL, FACE IT ALL TOGETGHER!" Voldemort sang while coming into the room which occupied Lucius, Trixie and various other Death Eaters.
"That song is soo last year" a brave death eater said "Its all Psy this year."
"Why don't you sing it for me then" Voldy sneered " And everyone else will join you or I will Avada Kedavra you all!"
Everyone got up awkwardly while Voldemort remained seated.
"OPPA GANGAM STYLE!" The death eaters sang in unison and danced along.
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"wergbnrenguhesnmvgmkrbgmnslj j aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sexy lady! OOOO OPPA GANGAM STYLE!"
"Okay! That is enough. You thought that mudblood-ness was better then ADELE." Voldemort said while circling the not so brave anymore death eater..
"Well, I-I used to think so." He stammered
"Well, used to isn't good enough!" Voldemort sneered. "AVADA KEDAVRA!" He shouted. "I shall retire to my room now." He waltzed out of the room
"I wish we could just get along like we did in Middle school. We could bake a cake full of unicorns and rainbows and everyone would eat it and be happy." Peter said dreamily.
"Gawd Peter! Enough of the mean girls references. You've already used that one in Corn!" Snape said obbbbbbbbvvviousssllyy annoyed.
"Who told you about Corn?" Peter asked all the colour draining from his face.
"I did Peter!" Cato said pervishly while rolling into the room.
"I have contacts with other Fandom's and when I called Cato he was more then happy to tell me about your….School days." Snape said as his lips slowly went up into a smirk.
All the death eaters laughed manically.
Peter rolled out of the room, never to return again. Or so he told himself.