A/N: This is my attempt at a Hercules story, but I will still write The Hunchback of Notre Dame stories. I got the idea from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants called Sailor Mouth.
Pain and Panic and the Word Smoo
"Well, it's the worse time of the day once again! Closing time!" Megara whined.
"Well, see you in the AM, Meg!" Pain told Megara.
"Hold on there! Take the garbage with you!" Megara told Pain. Hercules was holding the garbage.
"Meg, you shouldn't take to Hercules like that!" Pain told Megara in shock.
"She means this filth, you dunce!" Hercules told Pain.
Pain took the garbage out, just what the sexy goddess Megara has told him to do. Pain stopped by a dumpster with all sorts of writing. It said:
Up with Air
Down with Bubbles
Gypsies are people too
Hercules smells
Megara is a SMOO
Pain read, "Up with air, down with bubbles, Gypsies are people too. Here's one someone didn't finish: Hercules smells... good." Pain laughed after writing "good."
"Megara is a... hmm... Megara is a smoo!" Pain read, not realising that he just said "c--t."
"Do you kiss your mum with that mouth???" One of the members of the Muses named Calliope asked angrily.
"Sometimes, but... not recently." Pain tried telling Calliope, but Calliope walked away angrily.
"Hi Calliope!" Panic said.
"Hey Panic, do you know what does this word mean?" Pain asked Panic a question.
"Hmm... Megara. Isn't she the auburn hair chick that you work for?" Panic was confused.
"No, not this word, THAT word." Pain pointed to the word censoring the C word.
Panic told Pain that it was a sentence enhancer in cause that they wanted to talk fancy.