Try outs for picking up Rukia from the real world.
Who is going to pick up Rukia? That's what this simulation is for.
1st division:
"Yamamoto-taicho, she's been spotted," the 1st division vice-captain said looking over to find his captain had fallen asleep. "…"
2nd division:
"Found her," Soi Fong said seconds after they got there. "Let's get her-" large crumbs hit her in the face. "Omeada," Her ferocious glare directed up at the larger Death God. She snatched the bag of crackers from him and crunched them into millions of pieces.
3rd division:
"Rukia-chan, oh, Rukia-chan, where are ya, Rukia-chan?" Ichimaru called out. "Well, should we go right or left, eh, Izuru?"
"L-left, no, right, wait, no, left, ah, I don't know!"
4th division:
"You stepped on my shoe," Unohana said with an evil aura but a smile on her face to a fellow soul. "I will not perform a konso on people like you."
5th division:
"Ah, a ghost!" Hinamori cried.
"Do you want to perform the konso, Hinamori-kun?" Aizen asked with his good guy smile.
"Yeah," she ran over and placed the zanpakuto in a ready position, and plunk. She hit the floor. "Opps, Aizen-taicho, I messed up. I'm such a loser right?"
He rolled his eyes. "Let me help you."
7th division:
"Komamura-taicho, please don't sniff the ground," Iba said staring at his captain on the floor sniffing with a big helmet on. The taller man stood up brushed himself of and continued on.
8th division:
"Hello pretty dead high school girls! Don't worry, Kyoraku Shuunsui can love you all."
Nanao heavy book smack him in the face.
9th division:
"Is that her?" Tousen asked.
"No, that's some random person."
"Her?"
"That's a guy."
10th division:
"Who's Rukia?"
"Well," Matsumoto started for her captain, "She's kinda short, wait, no, she would be tall to you." Everything froze over.
11th division:
"Damnit, where the hell are we?" Zaraki yelled as Yachiru read a sign.
"O-ki-na-wa."
12th division:
"Let's see, what will we need to dissect that brat that stole that girls powers? Scalpel…"
"Of course, Mayuri-sama."
13th division:
"I'm going to find her first!"
"No, I am!"
"Achoo!"
"I'm gonna get the captain a tissue first!"
"No I am!"
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