Roy pursed his lips, staring down upon the little midget before him. "What kind of problems did you get yourself into this time, Fullmetal?" he sighed.
"I lost a bet with Havoc." And there Ed was, in a Bo-Peep costume, a frilly, short, pink dress, with white laces and the cane, a cream white. Little snickers escaped from his superiors' mouths. "Shut up!" Ed snapped. Everyone laughed louder. "What did you try to do, Brother?" Al choked.
"I…bet that I could beat him at cooking….but I…" the rest was covered up by mumbling.
"I'm sorry, what, Fullmetal?"
"I couldn't reach the spices I needed. Stupid tall cabinets…" With that, the audience roared in laughter. "So, little Bo-Peep?"
"SHUT. UP. I AM NOT LITTLE." Ed glared at Roy Mustang, having to crane his neck in order to look up at his face. Roy sighed, and went back to his seat at his desk.
"Hey there, Bo-Peep! I found your sheep!" Havoc stalked in, with a cheap grin on his face. There was a lead in his hand. "Oh, no. What'd you do, Havoc?!"
A big bark boomed from behind him, and in came a Rottweiler dog. "Her name is Marura. Treat her nicely, Edo-kun," Havoc grinned.
"A dog?!I never agreed to a dog!"
"Sure you did! You said you would take care of and watch any animal of my choice. So, here she is!" Havoc smiled and patted Marura on the head. She smiled and barked in response. Ed growled and sighed, "Fine." He took the lead into his automail hand, and sighed once again. Marura's tail wagged unceasingly, and Ed couldn't help but laugh. "Her tail is so short and nubby!" Al giggled.
"Like our little Fullmetal."
"HEY! WHADDAYA MEAN LITTLE?! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!"
"If you can reach my head," Roy giggled. And then the battle was on.