Journey to the Center of a Caramel-Filled Candy!
A strange thing had happened. The characters from Final Fantasy 7 were miniaturized, and were on top of a caramel-filled candy. They wanted to get to the middle, so they started to walk…
Vincent: *gasping* How ^%#$^^&# long is this walk anyway??
(everyone looks at Vincent)
Vincent: well, ya gotta be outta character, sometime, doncha? Right now, I'm Cid! $#&^$&^%$&!
Cid: Hey! You $%#&%$&$$%!!!!
Vincent: See what I mean?
Yuffie: Well, whatEVa. I don't REAlly cah-yar!
Cloud: Weirdo!
Barret: 'Cuz of that ^%@%^&#^ PIZZA! 'Jes cuz a that ^#%^$^% PIZZA! ^#%^$^% PIZZA!
Cloud: ^&$#&^$ Pizza? Is that some sort of obscene topping?
Barret: The ^$&#^$&$ PIZZA! ^#%^$^% PIZZA!
Baby Sephiroth: #*&$*^*&%&% PIZZA! $%&#*^&$&%**% PIZZA!
Cloud: Now look what you did! *picks Baby Sephiroth up*
Baby Sephiroth: &$$^&^$& WAAH!
Barret: &$^#^&$& PIZZA!
*Baby Sephiroth disapears*
Cloud: Okay, good!
Barret: ^#*&$*$** PIZZA! ^#*&$*$** PIZZA! ^#*&$*$** PIZZA! ^#*&$*$** PI-
Tifa: Uh……may I interject?
Barret: 'wha?!? I'm takin' it outta your money, hot-oh, wait, sorry! 'eh heh! So, whaddya wan'?
Tifa: Uh……we are getting close to the hard chocolate layer. We are pulling out our weapons now, I just wanted to tell you.
Barret: Oh. Okay. Anyway……….^#%^$^% PIZZA!
Aeris: Hee hee…..you're so strong and handsome, Cloudy-poo!
Cloud: Cloudy-poo?!?!?
Cid: BWAHAHAHA!
Tifa: Ciddy-Kins! (I must give credit to Lila, who made up this wonderful name here! Actually, she's right here with us!)
Lila: HEE HEE!!!
Cloud: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *doubles over laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Cid: The hell?
Tifa: You're cute when you're angry!
Cid: &#%&*%&* you!
Tifa: Cutie pie!
Cid: ICK!
*they now approach the hard chocolate*
Cloud: Omnislash!
*chocolate is broken and off they goo into Goo Layer Number 1*
Lila: EEW! Yeeeeeeeeuuuk! *trips*! OOF! *thud* I FALL DOWN! WAAAH
Cloud: Uh……*watches Lila have a temper tantrum and burp two marbles with pictures of Ed, Edd and Eddy on them both.* Uh……...
Lila: EEW! I burped marbles featuring Cartoon Network characters! I must enter Toonami!
Cloud: Later, Lila!
Aeris: I am a flower girl!
Sephirouch Voice From His…..Uh……..Ranch-Like House: You…….do…..not…….exist………
Aeris: NOOOOOOO!
Cloud: I shall use my Genie Materia! Aeris will always live!
Sephirouch's Voice: By god, you're right! Awfully damn sorry, I'll be off!
Lila: *&*$%*!
*everyone looks at Lila*
Lila: Heh……..Ciddy-Kins imitation! :*)
Vincent: I wish to see an outhouse soon!
Cid: Hold in yer piss and let 'er rip!
Aeris: Huh??????
Vincent:………..
Yuffie: I want Materia! Blast!
Cait Sith: My name is pronounced "Ket Shee". ANIME KICKS ASS!
Cloud: I like it too! But my butt says otherwise!
*entering Goo Layer Number 2*
Red XIII: I shall use the force, Grandfather! My Hairpinsaber! TORRYA! BOOYAKA!
*Selphie appears*
Selphie: Booyaka! Whoohoo! We're flying!
*Selphie disappears*
Yuffie: Uh……what was THAT all about?
Cloud: The sandwich club! You see, you get free annoying girls…..that's number 2…..you know who the first is?
Yuffie: Tell me, puhLEEZE!!!!!!!! *puppy eyes*
Cloud: You're dumb, you're breath is bad….AND YOU'RE ANNOYING! You are the first annoying girl!
Yuffie: Oh. COOL! *dances*
*And then, they get to the swimming pool……err………caramel….*
Cloud: Damn you! You ruined the surprise! Oh well, we were gonna tell anyway in a minute! TIME TO GO SKINNY DIPPING!
Tifa: *eyes wont tear away from Ciddy-Kins*
Cait Sith: How can I go skinny dipping? I HAVE NO SKIN!!!!!
Red XIII: Me neither. I wanna eat! BOOYAKA!
(And so, everyone was happy. Cloud and Aeris swam laps together, Ciddy-Min-Buns[I made that one up] and everyone was happy. But I said that.)
Oh, by the way, after this I'm planning Yuffie's Disco Ball, but past there I'm stumped on what to write. Maybe a sequel to Cloud Channel 6? Maybe………Check out Sephirouch/Torture Rack Cloud Fusion, a name where me and my friend write joint fics. I'll be writing there soon. In your reviews, tell me what to write! Please! Suggestions welcome!