The contestants who were voted off first finally talk and meet each other.

In a living room sat all competitors for Total Drama who were voted off first.

From TDA, Geoff and Bridgette sat next to each other who were sucking face

From TDROTI, sat chatty Staci who was talking some ancestor crap.

"Yeah my great great great great aunt invented kissing." Staci said.

From TDAS, sat Lindsay who was busy applying lip gloss.

And from TDPI, sat Beardo.

Oh and Ezekiel was in a cage sitting in a corner away from the couch.

Lindsay finished putting on her raspberry lip gloss with a last swipe and rubbed her lips together.

"Oh my gosh. Hey Jerry. Hi Bailey." Lindsay waved to Geoff and Bridgette.

"Hey Lindsay. And it's Bridgette." Bridgette giggled breaking the kiss.

"Yeah and it's uh Geoff. But hey!" Geoff said.

"Oh that's right! Bridgette do you need lip gloss? You should always wear lip gloss when kissing a boy." Lindsay said.

"My great great great great great grandmother invented lip gloss. Before then, people rubbed their lips with oil." Staci said.

"Uh no thanks." Bridgette said and continued kissing Geoff.

Lindsay shrugged.

Beardo made kissy noises, much to the couple's dismay.

"Oh my god! Staci that's so cool! I wish I invented lip gloss!" Lindsay said turning to Staci.

"Yeah and my great great uncle invented blonde hair dye. Before then, people rubbed butter on their hair." Staci continued.

"That is SO cool! I wish I was related to you!" Lindsay said.

"Oh my. My great uncle invented the first family tree!" Staci exclaimed.

They both squealed.

"It looks like you two are getting along." Bridgette said.

"But we get along better." Geoff said turning to Bridgette.

"Aww I love you." Bridgette blushed.

"I love you too, babe." Geoff replied.

"I love you more."

"Impossible, Bridge."

"Aww that's gotta be the sweetest thing you've ever said!" Bridgette squealed.

"So you're saying I'm never sweet?" Geoff asked.

"N-no. I just-" Bridgette started.

"I say so many sweet things to you. You don't even realize it!" Geoff complained.

"Oh like saying Heather was the hottest girl on the show?" Bridgette asked.

"That was ages ago!"

The two stayed quiet for a second.

"Oh my gosh who am I kidding you're the hottest babe in the universe!" Geoff said. "And I'm sorry I overreacted."

"Aww. You're the sweetest guy ever! I love you so much!"

"I love you, too."

They continued making out.

Beardo made more kissing noises but they ignored him.

Then Ezekiel started growling. He was watching the girl he loved since make out with another guy. And he couldn't do anything about it. Just to speak proper English was a struggle for him!

They all stopped and backed away slowly from Ezekiel.

Beardo made growling sound effects back at him.

Out of nowhere, Ezekiel chewed through the cage and started running on all fours towards them all.

"RUN!" Bridgette shrieked.

No need to tell them twice they were off running.

Ezekiel ran straight towards the cameraman and the screen went black.

All you hear are screams and growls.

THE END

Yeah. How do I end this? Uh bye!