Crash Little
Crash Little

Once upon a time there was a tiny wrestler whom everyone called Crash Little, or Little Elroy if they were feeling playful. One day, while he was out surfing the world wide web for porn (which he shouldn't have been doing), he came across a little rumour. The rumour was this – 'WWF stocks begin to crash'. Away he ran in great fright, for he thought that the sky was falling, figuratively speaking of course!

As he ran along he met X-Pac Sucks.

'Oh, X-Pac Sucks,' cried Crash Little, 'the sky is falling!'

'How do you know that?' asked X-Pac Sucks.

'Oh, I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and it mentioned my name,' said Crash Little.

'Let us run and tell the Commissioner,' said X-Pac Sucks.

So they ran along together until they met Psycho Snow.

'Oh, Psycho Snow,' cried Crash Little, 'the sky is falling!'

'How do you know that?' asked Psycho Snow.

'Oh, I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and it mentioned my name,' said Crash Little, 'and we are going to tell the Commissioner.'

'May I go, too?' asked Psycho Snow. 'I feel like a good joke today.'

'Oh, yes,' said Crash Little, and they all ran along together. Presently they met Mr Personality himself, Boring Blackman.

'Oh, Boring Blackman,' cried Crash Little, 'the sky is falling!'

'How do you know that?' asked Boring Blackman.

'Oh, I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and it mentioned my name,' said Crash Little, 'and we are going to tell the Commissioner.'

'May I go, too?' asked Boring Blackman.

'Oh, yes,' said Crash Little, and they all ran along together. Presently they met Too Fool.

'Oh, Too Fool,' cried Crash Little, 'the sky is falling!'

'How do you know that?' asked Too Fool.

'Oh, I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and it mentioned my name,' said Crash Little, 'and we are going to tell the Commissioner.'

'May we go, too?' asked Too Fool.

'Oh, yes,' said Crash Little, and they all ran along together. Presently they met Stupid Stevie.

'Oh, Stupid Stevie,' cried Crash Little, 'the sky is falling!'

'How do you now that?' asked Stupid Stevie.

'Oh, I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and it mentioned my name,' said Crash Little, 'and we are going to tell the Commissioner.'

'Come with me,' said Stupid Stevie, 'and I will show you where the Commissioner's office is.'

So Crash Little, X-Pac Sucks, Psycho Snow, Boring Blackman and Too Fool all followed Stupid Stevie. But, oh! He led them into his clinic, and the number of RTC members was doubled.