AUTHOR NOTE!!!!!!!

I noticed that a lot of people liked my original Neko Ai stories. But, there were A LOT of problems with them. So, I decided to do a rewrite. Hope you like it!


The day started off pretty normal. Allen had no idea that it would change so drastically. He was walking down the hall to dinner, minding his own business. When Kanda came sprinting in Allen's general direction. Of course Lavi was chasing the poor Japanese samurai.

"Kanda? Wha?" Kanda ran behind Allen and pushed the white-haired boy towards Lavi in an attempt to distract the Red head in order to escape. Luckily, Lavi had great reflexes and grabbed Allen and shoved him at Kanda singing:

"No thanks! Here ya go Yu-chan!" Allen ricocheted off of Lavi. (Kinda like when Fo kicked Bak and he bounced off of the wall.) Kanda wasn't expecting this and was shoved underneath Allen.

"BaKanda! What's the big idea, pushing me towards Lavi!?!?" Allen yelled.

"Che. Shut up. Get off of me while you're at it." Allen blushed (he had no idea why he did this) and got off of Kanda.

"Well, if you excuse me, I'm going to the cafeteria." Allen turned around and began to walk away. Of course, at that exact moment, Komui was walking by with a mysterious unbottled potion in his hands. Poor Allen didn't look where he was going and bumped into the mad scientist.

"Moyashi!" A strong force pulled Allen out of the line of fire and he was shoved to the ground. A heavy weight was lying down upon him. There was a flash of light and smoke appeared. Allen could have sworn that the figure on top of him got only a tiny bit heavier. Something new was being pressed against his chest.

The smoke finally cleared and Allen was face-to-face with Kanda. Or, somewhat of a Kanda.

The first thing that Allen noticed that he was now a she. Her new large boobs were the extra weight that was pressed against the parasitic exorcist's chest. The pupils of her cobalt eyes were slitted like a cat's. She now even had cat ears and a tail.

"Nya!" she smiled. What happened next was the thing that changed Allen's day. She pulled Allen into a kiss.