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Summary: Lily's friends have had enough. They've hatched an elaborate scheme to get Lily and James together, and are going to dedicate this year to pulling it off. But things keep going wrong: bitchy OCs, underestimations and more. Will their plan ever work?
Prologue
"Goooood morning, Lily!"
I opened one eye groggily, and looked up into the narrow face of James Potter. His glasses were askew on his nose as if he had only just shoved them on, his black hair was messier than usual, and he was wearing no shirt.
I inhaled sharply and sat up so fast I felt dizzy. I was wearing a tank top and somebody else's boxers. My auburn hair, which fell to just past my shoulders, was disturbingly tousled. One bra strap was sliding down my freckled shoulder.
"Oh, FUCK."
I said it more loudly than I had intended, for James quirked a wry grin at me and said, "Now, Lily, don't get all–"
I yanked the covers off of my legs and slid onto the floor. I stood up shakily and stared back at James, who was still sitting in bed. "FUCK!"
James smiled again, though a bit more awkwardly. "Never knew you had such a harsh mouth, Lily… I mean, even after last night–"
I covered my ears, not wanting to hear more. "ARIADNE BECKET, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Without another word, I ran out of the dormitory and back down the stairs to the Gryffindor common room, ignoring James's cries of, "Lily… WAIT!"
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