Author's Note: I've been wanting to try out an all dialogue fic for quite some time now. This didn't turn out as good as it could have but it was definitely a challenge. R&R would be appreciated. xo.

Doctor?

Yes, Rory?

If I ask you a question, will you answer it?

That all depends on what the question. There's quite a bit about me that I can tell you, Rory, but there's even more than I can't.

Okay. How old are you?

907.

You've aged... gracefully.

Thank you. You, on the other hand, already have some wrinkles forming around your eyes.

You're funny.

I wasn't trying to be. I'm completely serious about that.

Well can you blame me? Running around the universe with you is rather stressful! I'm surprised that I don't look like a freaking crocodile by now.

I'd love you anyways.

If I looked like a crocodile?

If you looked like anything. I'd love you no matter what because you are you. You are Rory Williams and you are beautiful.

Even with my nose?

Especially with your nose. It's what makes you you, along with your eyes... and your cheekbones... and your neck...

Mm, you're going to leave a hickie if you keep that up...

For appearances sake then, I'll save that for somewhere else.

Did you have somewhere in mind?

Hush Rory, I'm busy. What was I talking about?

My neck.

Ah yes, thank you. I quite like your neck, even when you haven't shaven in a few days. It still feels nice.

Sorry, I'll go do that later.

I told you to hush, Rory.

Sorry. I'll be quiet now. Promise.

Good. No more talking unless I say so. Anyways, then you've got your collarbone... I've always loved collarbones, but yours is special. It's soft-

Mmph.

- and easy to bite, which I know you like. You do like when I bite you, don't you Rory?

Yes, Doctor.

Okay. Just tell me if I hurt you.

I don't think you're capable of hurting me, Doctor, no matter what you do.

Oh sweet boy, you have no idea...

What was that?

Nothing, absolutely nothing. Now, quiet again. Then of course you have your ribs, it's a good thing that you have those, otherwise you wouldn't be able to stand up and that's definitely important. And if you didn't have ribs, I wouldn't be able to do this.

Christ...

Too sharp?

No, good God, do that again.

Maybe later.

...

Stop that glaring, you don't look pretty when you do that. And then there's your hips, your wonderfully beautiful hips. Do you have an idea what these do to me Rory? Do you know how many times I've almost pounced on you in public just because I got one glimpse of these?

Doctor, please...

Soon, Rory, when I'm done... how is your skin so soft? Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question... and then there's your legs-

Dammit, please!

You humans sure are impatient, just a few more moments. I just want to see you twitch a few more times.

Tease...

I'm not a tease Rory. I just want you to appreciate how beautiful you are to me, how much I love every part of you... including this part...

Doctor?

Yes Rory?

I love you. But I think it's about time you stopped talking.

Yes, my dear, I think you're right.