EmPOV

"It's here! Jazz , it finally came!" I called out to my brother. He was downstairs in an instant. I waved the envelope in his face.

"It's here! Dude! What are you waiting for? Open the damn thing!" He yelled at me.

I hurriedly tore the envelope open. As soon as I did, I was filled with excitement. Jazz, sensing my emotions, asked me to read it.

Dear Cullen Family,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been excepted onto "Wife Swap". Your video contained just the type of material we were looking for to host on our show. The new mom , Suzzanah, will arrive at your home at eight a.m. tomorrow morning. Please have Esme packed up and ready to go onto her plane by seven.

Congratulations,

The crew of "Wife Swap"

As soon as I had finished reading, Alice came running down the stairs. Edward, Bella, and Rosalie trailed close behind. They looked extremely pissed off.

"What did you two do?" Alice screeched at us, "Do you know how bad of an idea it is to let a human into our home? Not to mention the fact that we'll be caught on tape? Where people will be able to see that we don't age!"

Right. Non-aging vampires. Forgot about that part.

"How could you forget about that. You haven't aged in almost ninety years! Do you realize how stupid of an idea this was?" Edward yelled, responding to my thoughts.

"What was a stupid idea," Carlisle asked, entering the house with Esme, Nessie, and the mutt.

"Emmett," Edward hissed my name," decided to sign us up for the show 'Wife Swap'. Esme had to leave by tomorrow to visit a family of humans and a human mother has to come here for two weeks."

Carlisle looked at me, "Is this true, son?"

I reluctantly nodded my head. This wasn't as much fun as I had originally thought it would be. Carlisle looked disappointed. I hated doing that to my father.

"She'll be ariving tomorrow morning at eight. Esme has to leave to board her plane by seven," I told my family.

By now, both Carlisle and Esme looked extremely upset. Neither one of them had been apart from each other or any of us for as long as they were going to be come tomorrow morning.

"Well," Esme sighed," I guess I better start packing. I have to get stuff together for two weeks."

She attempted to smile, but it just looked like a grimace. The two of them raced up stairs to their room. The others followed soon after. Rose stayed behind to wait for me.

I heard her mumble," How could you be so stupid, Em?" on the way up to our bedroom.

An: Sorry it's so short. There wasn't much to really put in this chapter. Next one and the one after (and possibly the one after that) will be fun to write and longer, though.