"Hello, Inkopolis!" Callie greeted as she and Marie were on their show, with them announcing a new theme. "Today's Splatoon fest will be something special... loud or smelly!"

"Yeah... it's to see whether farting should be just sounds, or smells," Marie remarked in a deadpanned tone as she yawned.

"Oh come now, Marie, can't you be a bit more considerately excited?" Callie exclaimed as she then let out a wet fart, much to Marie's disgust.

"Ewww. Don't do that on the show," Marie remarked, only for her to let out a thunderous tuba toot as she blushed.

"Haha!" Carrie laughed as she let out more wet poots, poking fun at her cousin as she was enjoying this. "You just have to appreciate the art in farting, cuz! It's something we all do! Better out than in, like a certain friendly ogre says!"

"Well I rather hold it in... there's nothing more embarrassing than-" Marie farted again, causing some of the furniture behind her to turn into ink as she blushed, with Callie continuing to laugh at her as the viewers of the show seemed confused yet aroused by the farting Squid Sisters.

"Farting? I can think of more embarrassing things!" Callie snapped as she continued to let out more bubbly farts.

Maria groaned with the roll of her eyes as she felt her butt burp out more fart gas. "Of course you would say that..."

"Come on, it's not any worse than the time you peed yourself when we did that drinking contest." Callie responded while patting her fart filled butt.

"H-hey, I told you not to bring that back up!" Marie admitted while blushing, her bassy vapors making her swell up in heat.

Callie puffed her face cheeks while her cheese cutting winds puffed up her skirt. "Oh so it's impossible for us to bring up the fact that we're like all the other Inklings in Inkopolis?"

"That's not what I was implying and you know it, you skank." Marie called out with a sharp tongue and stronger ripped rip.

Callie smirked as she popped up next to Marie while plugging her nose after a muffled wind breaker. "Don't you mean skunk?"

Marie squinted her eyes as she felt her stomach growl, fanning the air as she let out a furious fart. "...I hate you so much..."

"Of course you do." Callie responded as she winked while her fart factory churned out more stinky goodness.

Marie folded her arms as she felt her rear crank out more flatus expelled notes. "Can we please stop this?"