Beach Head Reeks
Disclaimer: I own none of the GI Joe characters, except for my original characters, the singers Freddy and Ferdy Fox (based off the mischievous duo from Rupert), their CO Flight Lieutenant Rupert, and Ravnos, their sergeant. This is a way to introduce some new characters I made up. Red Witch, mind if I use these guys as additional bodyguards for the Misfits?
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"The next act for the GI Joe talent show comes from the new recruits Freddy and Ferdy Fox." General Hawk said.
A pair of twins, two British SAS recruits with a fairly large mischief streak strode out on stage. They were red haired, blue eyed lads with an air of mischief about them.
"This is dedicated to our resident Ranger, Beach Head." Freddy spoke.
"Without further ado." Ferdy replied.
They started singing to the tune of My Country Tis of Thee..
"This base is full of trees!" Freddy sang.
"There needs to be a stronger breeze." Ferdy sang.
"Because Beach Head smells like a rotted beef carcass.." Freddy replied.
"WHAT!!!!????" Beach Head shouted.
"It's true, you know." Shipwreck replied.
"And we have to clean up after him." Ferdy continued.
"And he sleeps with a teddy bear." Freddy replied.
"He proudly wears women's clothing." Ferdy added.
"And searing sand blows up his skirt.." Freddy continued.
Already several Joes were toppled over in the aisle laughing hysterically as several Joes tried to forcibly restrain Beach Head, keeping him away from the stage.
"And the flies, they soar overhead." Freddy chirped.
"And poisonous snakes die by the hundred." Ferdy replied.
"And their bones shall bleach in the sun." Freddy replied.
"And we will probably go to hell." Ferdy added, as Beach Head inexorably advanced, despite Sergeant Slaughter, Stormshadow, Quick Kick, Duke, and Flint trying to hold him down.
"And that is our great reward.." Freddy replied.
"For being trained by, our resident Sergeant Heartless.." Ferdy finished.
Suddenly the pair linked arms and started can can dancing off the stage, "La la la la la la la! La la la la la la! La la la la la la la la HEY!"
Flight Lieutenant Rupert, the leader of the new recruits, of which there were eight such men turned towards Ravnos, their leading sergeant. "Please tell me they warned you about this." The Royal Air Force officer asked the South African Special Forces officer.
"No they didn't sir." Ravnos replied bluntly.
"Is it just me or do these new recruits get stranger and stranger every year?" Hawk asked no one in particular as Beach Head chased Freddy and Ferdy around the stage with a sledge hammer.
Disclaimer: I own none of the GI Joe characters, except for my original characters, the singers Freddy and Ferdy Fox (based off the mischievous duo from Rupert), their CO Flight Lieutenant Rupert, and Ravnos, their sergeant. This is a way to introduce some new characters I made up. Red Witch, mind if I use these guys as additional bodyguards for the Misfits?
~ ~ ~ ~
"The next act for the GI Joe talent show comes from the new recruits Freddy and Ferdy Fox." General Hawk said.
A pair of twins, two British SAS recruits with a fairly large mischief streak strode out on stage. They were red haired, blue eyed lads with an air of mischief about them.
"This is dedicated to our resident Ranger, Beach Head." Freddy spoke.
"Without further ado." Ferdy replied.
They started singing to the tune of My Country Tis of Thee..
"This base is full of trees!" Freddy sang.
"There needs to be a stronger breeze." Ferdy sang.
"Because Beach Head smells like a rotted beef carcass.." Freddy replied.
"WHAT!!!!????" Beach Head shouted.
"It's true, you know." Shipwreck replied.
"And we have to clean up after him." Ferdy continued.
"And he sleeps with a teddy bear." Freddy replied.
"He proudly wears women's clothing." Ferdy added.
"And searing sand blows up his skirt.." Freddy continued.
Already several Joes were toppled over in the aisle laughing hysterically as several Joes tried to forcibly restrain Beach Head, keeping him away from the stage.
"And the flies, they soar overhead." Freddy chirped.
"And poisonous snakes die by the hundred." Ferdy replied.
"And their bones shall bleach in the sun." Freddy replied.
"And we will probably go to hell." Ferdy added, as Beach Head inexorably advanced, despite Sergeant Slaughter, Stormshadow, Quick Kick, Duke, and Flint trying to hold him down.
"And that is our great reward.." Freddy replied.
"For being trained by, our resident Sergeant Heartless.." Ferdy finished.
Suddenly the pair linked arms and started can can dancing off the stage, "La la la la la la la! La la la la la la! La la la la la la la la HEY!"
Flight Lieutenant Rupert, the leader of the new recruits, of which there were eight such men turned towards Ravnos, their leading sergeant. "Please tell me they warned you about this." The Royal Air Force officer asked the South African Special Forces officer.
"No they didn't sir." Ravnos replied bluntly.
"Is it just me or do these new recruits get stranger and stranger every year?" Hawk asked no one in particular as Beach Head chased Freddy and Ferdy around the stage with a sledge hammer.