Chapter 1: Cyber Sunday
D-X just finished their entrance as Orton and Edge started at them intensely with Lita clinging to her boyfriend Edge.
'I'm back' Started booming through the arena as a grey haired Eric Bischoff in a white and black striped shirt. "That's right boys, I am back, just to officiate but good enough. I might as well say that this is a no holds barred match." Bischoff sauntered into the ring dropped the microphone and signalled for the bell.
As soon as the bell sounded edge speared HHH to the ground and started pounging in him leaving Orton to clothes lined HBK over the ropes. The match was on for a while going back and forth but then all hell broke loose when Lita passed Edge a chair leading to all four men in the ring.
"Hey Randy" Orton turned straight into HHH stabbing a Sledgehammer in his face busting the third generation superstar wide open.
"Hunter" Came a growl from Edge as he swung his chair wildly at HHH. But the veteran smirked and swung the hammer at the chair disarming both men, making HHH smile grow and Edge panic. "No, wait, Hunter please" The Weasel called the R-rated superstar pleaded. But it fell on deaf ears as HHH set him up for a pedigree, locking in the arms, preparing to jump then….
"My God, My God, It's Sweet Chin Music, Sweet Chin Music…to his own partner, the king of Kings Triple H." J.R. was frothing. "Whats Michaels doing, King? Is he in cahoots with Edge?""I don't Know J.R. but Edge has made the cover, Orton and Edge defeat D-X" King was in shock. "Lita is celebrating with the R-Rated superstar and HBK"
Edge lifted Lita up kissing her passionately as Shawn Michaels crotch chopped above the unconscious Hunter Hurst Helmsley. "In the Champions of Champions Match" Vincent Kennedy McMahon began to announce as the three champions stood in the ring ready to compete. "The Title which is on the line, will be John Cena's Raw Title, The WWE Championship" Vince smiled. "Good Luck" With that the bell rang.Ten minutes later all kinds of hell had been unleashed with the Big Show dominating.
"C ya around Cena" Big Show taunted as he tossed the Raw champion over the other side of the ring. "Come on Kingie" Show smiled King Booker got caught by Show who lifted him up for the showstopper. "ECW rules" The Big Show roared but left himself open for Booker to wiggle free of the choke and ducked under the trunk like arm of ECW's best and slammed the Big Show down with the.
"The Book-End, The Book-End it's over if King Booker covers the Big Show" J.R. Commented as the ref began to count.
"What does this mean if Smackdown wins Raws title." The added before Cena broke up the count.
"Lets go Mr. T" Cena smirked as whipped King Booker into the ropes drop toe holding him and then applied the STF-U.
"No…NO…Sharmell!" Book screamed in pain as his wife, The Queen, got up on the apron to distract the ref as he began to tap.
"Ref…..Ref come on" He let go and turned into the now recovered Big Show who grabbed him up for the Show Stopper.
"WWE Sucks" He roared again and again that allowed the victim to struggle free and duck under his arm.
"Yo can't see me" Cena chanted as he propped Show up on his shoulders for the F-U.
"Hey, Cena" Cena turned straight into A Spear from Edge, who slid out of the ring as Lita tore Sharmell of the apron and DDT to her on the mat. "How'd you like that Cena". Edge taunted from the apron as all three men Struggled to their feet but it was booker first up who bounced off the and Scissors Kicked both of them and then covered Cena for the.
"One, Two, Three. Cena Lost King Booker won" J.R. said in Disbelief.
"Looks like we are going to find out what happens with out a champion." King said in even more disbelief. "All thanks to Edge." He continued as Edge and Lita entered the ring.
" Why would Raw screw Raw?" J.R. seemed pissed.
Shawn Michaels now came to the ring as The King tended to his Queen and Show was rolled out by Heyman. HBK had two chairs and tossed one to Edge where they surrounded the former WWE Champion who was trying to rise to his feet. ConChairdo! Edge and Shawn just used Edge and Christian's former move to Cena's head.
"Get him up" Edge said preparing a Spear. Shawn and Lita Readied the unconscious Cena and Edge delivered it. "Shawn let it loose" Edge ordered as HBK began to strum up the band, while Edge and Lita prepared Cena for Sweet Chin Music, knocking John back down.
Time to Play The Game!HHH's Music blared as the beaten Cerebral Assassin approached the ring slowly with his trusty sledge hammer in hand.
"Can Shawn come out and play" He goaded as he stepped into the ring making HBK and Edge back off. As HHH got in to the ring he lifted the Hammer with both hand above his head ready to swing but then someone sneaked up behind HHH and.
"Chris Masters has locked in the Master Lock even the Game can't escape that lock" Jerry 'The King' Lawler said as Triple H struggled to get free.
"Don't tell me The Masterpiece is in league with Edge and The Heart Break Kid."
J.R. shook his head.
Masters let go of HHH as he received a Sweet Chin Music from Michaels.
"Well done Kid" Shawn Congratulated Masters.
"Yeah smart to involve you." Edge said cockily.
"yo, Cena" Masters nodded towards the moving Cena.
"Deal with it." HBK smiled, Masters picked up HHH's sledge hammer and layed a shot straight into Cena's ribs.
"Heart breaker" Edge called as he slid a discarded chair to Shawn and picked one up himself nodding to Hunter who was rising slowly. ConChairdo! HHH fell like a sack of spuds.
"You want to interrupt my match" Big Show roared as he climbed in with Heyman trying to stop him but was tossed off him. "I'll stop you all" the Hardcore monster growled as Shawn tried a chair shot but Show punched the chair into Michaels face, Edge lifted the chair to swing but was caught by Show's boot. Masters was deciding to run or fight but Show caught him ripping the Hammer from Masters and then show Stoppered the Masterpiece. "Aaarrgghh" He roarded but turned straight into the RKO!
"Orton came out of no where stopping the Big Shows assault dead in his tracks." Jim Ross said still gob smacked from earlier in Cyber Sunday.
"Wait Lita's signalling someone from the back." King said as Orton leaned against the far turnbuckle and Edge and HBK rose to there feet.
Armando Alejandro Estrada came out laughing then pulled his body back allowing Umaga, the Samoan Bulldozer to charge down to the ring and lay into the ECW champion.
HHH started to rise again the bloody King of Kings this time saw the conchairdo coming from HBK and Edge and put his hands up to block but they countered by smashing in HHH's ribs.
"Umaga! Hammer…..HHH" Estrada ordered as Umaga picked up the Hammer swingingit straight into HHH's Stomach making The Game cough up blood.
"Big Show" Estrada ordered again and as Show began to stand Umaga took a full swing and broke the hammer off the back of Big Show knocking him staright back down. All stood in awe at the Samoan bulldozer. "John Cenn" Estrada Continued the orchestration. And umaga threw down the end of the hammer then he grabbed Cena in a cross body position tossed him onto Umaga's shoulder then a huge Samoan drop crushing the Former champ.
Umaga, Masters, Orton, Edge and HBK all put there hands into a circle then broke it out, searching for life amongst the devastation. Umaga Grabbed Cena again.
Ain't no stoppin' me…Yo!"Shelton Benjamin, Jeff Hardy and Carlito have come chair's in hand to save the Game and the Champ… or should I saty the former champ." J.R. said excitedly as three heroes run down to the ring where Lita and Estrada escorted Umaga away from the fight leaving the others to hightail it out of the ring.
"Oh boy J.R. What's going to happen tomorrow night on RAW." King ended as HBK stood in the middle of the ramp with Edge entwined with Lita to his right, and Armando Alejandro Estrada stopping Umaga from going into the ring on his left, While Orton and Masters was doing their signature taunts on the outside of the five.
"Hunter you 'Kay" Hardy asked a violently coughing Game.
"Yo Cena?" Carlito asked a Doctor of Thuganomics who is trying in Vain to stand.
"Show you hear me" Shelton asked an unresponsive and unmoving Big Show.