BabySitting Goku

by Dark-T-K

ChiChi and the girls want a night of peace and leave the kids home alone. Only problem is, goku is still a kid. Who will ChiChi get to watch him?

1. Getting a babysitter for Goku

Baby Sitting Goku

By: Dark_T-K

TK: "Hi everyone. Welcome to the first story of DBZ humor. I'm the host of the show and this is my Co-star Pan14."

Pan: "Hi everyone. Just to top the records, Trunks rocks!"

TK: "That's nice Pan. ANYWAY, our story starts off with our Hero Goku."

Pan: "TK, Goku is not the hero of this story. Trunks is and so is Pan!"

TK: "Pan shut up and let me finish. G-d, let me tell them what happens." {rolls her eyes.}

Pan: "Fine. But don't start any rumors or lies TK. Remember the last time you did that. Poor Trunks got his butt set on fire from Veggie."

TK: {thinks back} "Oh yeah. That was quite funny. But anyway, the wives of all the Z warriors want to get out of the house. ChiChi hires a babysitter for Goku. Since Videl is going with ChiChi and the girls she drops Pan off with Goku. Bulma doesn't want Trunks to get into trouble so she makes him go to. Unknown to our heroes, Veggie-chan is the babysitter."

Pan: "TK I recent that! Trunks' doesn't get into trouble! He can't help it if he wants to have fun. I like it when he does prank calls. He's so cute and-"

TK: "PAN! Not now! I need to finish my summery. Look, if you want him so bad wait til the end of this chapter to go flirt with him!" {points to Trunks behind the camera."

Pan: "Ok. But afterwards Trunks is mine. Oh yeah I got a message from Goku." {winks her eye}

TK: "Oh! What did Go-chan have to say Pan?" {starts blushing and getting excited.}

Pan: "Well he said he wanted to talk to you. I forgot what about but anyway finish your summery. I need to go flirt with Trunks!" {waves at Trunks. Trunks sweat drops.}

TK: "Right. Anyway, Veggie comes over to the son home. He suddenly gets this urge to take over the earth again so since he's in charge the kids have to follow his orders. Goku does what he's told cause he's never been too bright."

Goku: "Hey! I recent that! Just because I have the education of a preschooler doesn't mean I'm stupid!" {calls from off set.}

Pan: "You tell her Goku-sa. Don't let your biggest fan tell you you're a dull-witted fool!" {TK and Goku sweat drop}

TK: "Hi Goku. Sorry bout that. So let's get back to my summery. Goku you can sit on my lap…I mean you can sit next to me." {Goku sits down and blushes.}

Pan: "Hey! If Goku gets to be on set then Trunks does too! Trunks get over here right now!" {calls out to trunks.}

Trunks: "Pan I'm the camera man! I can't just abandon my position and hop on stage." {sticks his head out from behind the camera.}

TK: "Trunks ignore Pan. Pan quit trying to get the camera man on stage and Goku if you don't keep your hands to yourself I swear you're going to miss them!" {slaps Goku's hand}

Goku: {rubs his hand} "Why can't I touch you? I want to see what you're hiding under that skirt!" {sneaks his hand under again only to have it slapped.}

TK: "Goku! I love you madly, but didn't Chichi ever tell you not to pull up a ladies skirt!" {slaps his hand again}

Goku: "No. She said not to do it in public." {TK slaps him behind the head.} "Hey! What I'd do?!"

TK: {sweat drops} "Goku we are on live television! That is in public!" {Goku looks over at the camera.}

Goku: "Oh, well then I'll stop. But after the show I can right?"

TK: {blushes madly} "Yes but can we talk about this later?!" {Pan is laughing hysterically.}

Pan: "Goku you are a riot. Stop flirting with her before she turns into a light bulb!" {falls on the floor laughing harder.}

TK: "Thanks for the vote of confidence. Anyway, Veggie fails in his attempt to take over the world. Why you might ask because-" {slaps Goku's hand again!}

Goku: "Oww! I was only trying to get something off your skirt!"

TK: "Goku, touch me again and I lock you in a room with Barney!" {Goku's face drains of color and nods.}

Pan: {still rolling on the floor laughing her behind off. TK sweat drops.}

TK: "As I was saying, Veggie fails. I won't tell you why. Then it would ruin the point of the story. But I can tell you this…Goku that's it. Yamcha go fetch Barney! Goku needs a time out!"

Goku: "Noooo! Not Barney!" {Goku is dragged to a room and thrown in. Screaming is heard then banging on the door.}

Pan: "Poor soul, do you think that was a little harsh TK?" {TK shakes her head}

TK: "For Goku, no. For a regular human being that would be cruel and unusual punishment. Anyway, Enjoy the story folks!" {banging and screaming noises heard from the room}

Summery: ChiChi and the girls go out and leave the kids alone. Goku still being a little kid is stuck getting a baby sitter. Trunks and Pan are forced to get baby sat with him. Unfortunately for them Vegeta is their baby sitter. Vegeta gets this urge to take over the earth again and so he tries it but fails.

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"Awww ChiChi come on! I don't need a baby sitter!" cried Goku. He followed her around trying to convince her. She turned around only having Goku run into her legs. "Next time warn me before you slam on the breaks Chi-chan." Goku said as he rubbed his face. ChiChi rolled her eyes and picked up the chibi saiyan.

"Goku I love you with all my heart, but you need a baby sitter for tonight. I can't allow you to be alone while you're like this!" She said pointing out Goku's size. Goku scowled.

"It's not my fault I was turned into a kid. And besides that, I am 57 years old ChiChi. I can look out for myself ya know. I am a super saiyan you know." He said as he pointed. ChiChi slapped his small hand away and picked up the phone.

"Goku as a matter of fact it is your fault. If you didn't interfere with Pilaf's plan once again then it wouldn't have happened. And besides that, policemen come over here all the time looking for Videl so if you don't have someone taller than you, over here than we'll get into trouble. Now shut up while I call Bulma." Goku gave her the puppy dog look. ChiChi once again rolled her eyes and shooed Goku away from the phone.

"Mushi Mushi!" A voice called out from the phone line. ChiChi looked around for any sign of Goku.

"Hey Bulma it's me! Did you find a baby sitter for Goku and Pan yet?" ChiChi heard a faint sigh in the background.

"Hey ChiChi. No I didn't. I was wondering, Trunks has been making trouble so can he come over to your house tonight?" ChiChi thought about it.

"Why not make Trunks the baby sitter? He's twenty-three now, I sure he can handle Goku." He did manage to live with him for an entire year in space. Bulma thought about it.

"There's no way Trunks will be baby sitting. He makes prank calls and throws water balloons at people who walk by. He wouldn't pay attention to Goku or Pan at all. The boy is a lazy boy."

"I am not mom! I train once in awhile with dad or Goten. I do go on dates almost every night!" Trunks shouted from his room. Bulma rolled her eyes and covered the phone speaker,

"That's exactly what I mean." She puts the phone back up to her mouth. "Sorry ChiChi, Trunks needs a baby sitter." Just then an idea hit Bulma.

"Bulma can you find someone? All the baby sitters ran away after Goten. We can't get any one to baby sit for us anymore." Bulma began thinking again.

"I have a person in mind. But you have to keep an open mind about them. I'll bring them over with Trunks ok?"

"Ok, Bulma. I hope you choose some one who can deal with Goku. Goku is known for his energy." ChiChi sighed as she watched him stuff his face with food.

"ChiChi take a chill pill and relax. This person will be able to tolerate Goku. All you have to do is leave food Goku can get a hold of and he'll be fine."

"It's not that I don't trust Goku. Goku has this knack of playing games and hurting the babysitters." ChiChi said as she watched Goku now getting into a wrestling match with a pillow. "Hold on Bulma…" ChiChi pulled the phone away from her mouth and glared at Goku. "Goku how many times have I told you to leave my pillows again. If you're so desperate for a wrestling match go get your pillow and fight it!"

Unfortunately for ChiChi, Bulma heard it all and began giggling. Bulma looked at Trunks who was drawing on pictures of Vegeta.

"Trunks you better hope that comes off or your father is going to have you hide!" Trunks yelped and began stashing the markers and pictures away.

"Sorry Bulma, Goku was fighting with another pillow. If he keeps this up all my good pillows will be ruined. This is the twentieth pillow this month and the fifth this week." Bulma and ChiChi sighed into the phone together.

"ChiChi this date will be for the good of us. Make sure you call Videl and see if she is coming."

"Ok, Bulma. Be careful in who you pick to baby-sit." They both hung up as ChiChi turned to Goku. Hey gave her the biggest puppy dog eyes as he sucked on a chocolate Popsicle. ChiChi rolled her eyes and picked up the phone again.

"Hello, Son residence, Pan speaking." Pan said in an appropriate manner. ChiChi smiled inwardly.

"Hey Pan. This is grandma, can you put your mom on the line. I'd like to talk to her." ChiChi said sweetly. She heard Pan sigh.

"Hold on grams. MOM! CHICHI IS ON THE PHONE AND WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!" Pan screamed out. Gohan immediately ran to the phone. Gohan swiped the phone out of his daughter's hand.

"Give me that! Didn't your mother and I tell you not to yell like that? Sheesh! Hi mom!" Gohan chirped into the phone.

"Gohan! I asked for Videl! Where the heck did you come from?!" ChiChi screamed into the phone. Gohan sweat dropped.

"Sorry mom. I wanted to ask you something." Gohan said in a nervous tone. He heard his mom yelling at his dad for the twentieth time that week.

"What is it Gohan?! I need to talk to Videl and soon! Your father here is getting quite annoying. Goku I swear I'm going to hit you if you don't stop that! He acts more like a child then an adult." Gohan laughed lightly and sweat dropped larger.

"Well mom he is a fifty-seven year old trapped in a child's body. Or is that the other way around. Anyway, Goten invited me to go camping with him. He and I are meeting up in twenty minutes. I wanted to ask can Pan stay with you for a few nights, maybe a few days?" ChiChi was exasperated.

"Gohan you gotta be kidding?! Do you know the trouble I'd have to go through to deal with Pan and GOKU!? A lot!" Gohan sweat dropped once again.

"It will only be for awhile mom. After tonight Videl is going to visit her father for the weekend. I won't be around and you and dad are the only reliable ones I can trust with Panny." Pan whipped her head around the corner hearing the dumb nickname given to her.

"DAD! How many times do I have to tell you?! Don't call me PANNY! I hate that! What if I tell everyone about your name! How would you like that Sticky gum drop!" Pan shouted out from her room. Gohan sweat dropped.

"Fine Gohan. Now go fetch Videl and let me talk to her, Sticky gum drop!" ChiChi and Goku burst out laughing while Gohan only could groan. Gohan grumbled as he put down the receiver and went to find his wife.

"Videl! Videl! Videlly where the heck are you?!" Gohan shouted into his house. Videl popped her head out of the bathroom door.

"Gohan will you shut up! Can't a lady take a shower without her family calling her every five seconds. What is it Gohan?" Gohan walked up to his wife and kissed her.

"Did you know you look hot when you're mad and wet." Gohan said seductively into Videl's ear. Videl growled and grabbed Gohan by the ear and yanked down. Gohan cried out in pain.

"Stop flirting Gohan and tell me what you want?" Videl spat. "I don't like being called out of my shower for no reason!" Gohan nodded his head.

"My mother is on the phone. Wants to talk to about the dinner date and shopping. Says she wants you ASAP!" Videl let go of Gohan's ear and walked over to her portable phone. She picked up and yelled out.

"Pan hang up the phone! Hi ChiChi how can I help you tonight?" Videl said sweetly into the phone.

"That's a change in personality." Gohan grumbled as he sat down on the couch and turned on the TV. Videl rolled her eyes.

"Hey Videl! I was wondering if you are still coming out with me and the girls?" Videl sighed.

"Yeah I am. I need this break from Gohan and Pan." Videl sent Gohan a death glare. He turned back to the TV.

"Is he being a pain again?" Chichi asked. Videl made an a-huh noise. ChiChi and Videl both giggled while Gohan scowled.

"I'm not that bad! I have my moments but come on!" Gohan shouted out in defense. Pan walked by and hit her dad in the head.

"You moments seem to hit more often then you realized dad." She said as she walked by. Videl giggled again.

"So I'll see you at five?" Videl asked sweetly. ChiChi made an agreeing noise. "You know about Pan and all that?" Videl said flatly.

"Don't I. Your husband dumped it on me before handing the phone over to you. I swear he doesn't think. You think we never taught him any manners."

"With Goku as his father, I don't think so!" Both women began laughing as Gohan groaned while Goku looked up from his meal. The women hung up while both husbands looked on.

"Videl I don't see why you have to embarrass me in front of my mother. She doesn't need to know that kind of stuff!" Gohan whinnied out. Videl rolled her eyes then sat down next to Gohan.

"You'll get over it. Now I'm leaving at four thirty and I'm taking Pan with me. By the time I come back you better have left for your camping trip or I will be very mad! Understand?" Videl sent an icy death glare at Gohan. Gohan gulped and nodded in fright. "Good. Now I gotta go get ready." Videl ran upstairs, Gohan sweat dropped the sighed.

"What I do to make her happy. Oh well. Goten should be here soon. I hope." With that Gohan returned to watching the TV.

ChiChi ran around preparing certain things and cleaning. Goku watched in interest from the couch.

"Ya know if you keep this up, you'll be too tired to go shopping with the girls." Goku said as he plastered his famous Son smile. ChiChi looked at him and sent a glare.

"I wouldn't talk. You still have some chores to do buddy. As I recall, you need to get the firewood"

"Done."

"Chop up the firewood."

"Done."

"Get a bath in the barrel!" Goku sweat dropped.

"You know I would, but problem is, I can't take a bath there." Goku said as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Why not?!" ChiChi screamed out. Goku chuckled lightly.

"Well it takes two to do the barrel and I can't split myself into two people for a bath ChiChi." Goku said as he grinned sheepishly. ChiChi face faulted.

"I don't care! You will take a bath! In the barrel! By yourself! RIGHT NOW!" ChiChi screamed.

"Yes ma'am!" Goku yelped as he ran out of the house to the barrel. ChiChi smirked as she watched her small husband dash out the door.

"He's so adorable. Just to think. He is as dumb as a brick yet he's the cutest man alive. True he is shorter than Krillin but that's because he's a kid. Not like he never acted like one to begin with." ChiChi shook her head and walked up the stairs to get ready.

Goku filled the tub with water then set the wood on fire. He wiped his forehead with the back of his arm then peeled off his little gi.

"Now I see why ChiChi didn't want to help me. This is hard stuff. It took my twenty minutes to light a match then it took me ten minutes to put out the fire. Stupid match, burnt my little finger." Goku whinnied as he kissed his pointer finger. Goku then hopped into the tub only to jump out and scream. "Ye ouch! That's hot!" Goku wailed as he ran around the front yard. ChiChi watched from her room. She sweat dropped as she watched her childish husband run around the yard, naked.

"I know I love his child antics, but this is ridiculous." ChiChi said as she continued to watch Goku run around the yard. Just then a black car pulled up. "Oh no. Videl and Pan are here. I hope Goku stops before-" Videl and Pan both scream. "Too late."

Goku froze as he saw his daughter-in-law and grand daughter standing there watching him. He turned red with embarrassment.

"Heh…heh…heh. Sorry ladies!" Goku said as he rubbed the back of his head. ChiChi came running out of the house and grabbed Goku by the waist. She tucked him under her arm.

"Sorry girls. Let me take care of Goku!" She said.

"ChiChi!" Goku begun. ChiChi slapped a hand over his mouth and dashed off to the barrel. Videl and Pan looked at each other and blinked.

"Here we go again." Videl sighed. Pan nodded.

"5…4…3…2…1…" Pan counted.

"Goku! How many times have I told you not to run around naked in the front yard!"

"To be exact. Five thousand, two hundred and seventy…eight!" Goku chirped happily. Pan and Videl both face faulted. They got back up to listen more.

"If I've said it that many times… WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO DO IT?!" ChiChi screamed out.

"I wouldn't do it if I knew the right temperature to set the barrel. I burnt my butt trying to get in." Once again the girls face faulted.

"Well enough is enough. You get a bath right now mister!"

"AHH! No ChiChi the water-" Goku screamed out. ChiChi grabbed Goku and threw him into the water. "AHHHHHHH! HOT!" Goku screamed as he launched himself from the barrel. Videl and Pan watched as a smoke trail into the sky. Looking up they saw a little naked Goku holding his behind screaming. He came down and hung in a tree.

"Goku get down here right now and take your bath!" ChiChi shouted out. Videl and Pan looked over to where Chichi stood. ChiChi stomped over to the base of Goku's tree and began to shake the tree hard. Goku wailed out!

"I'm not going in there! I burnt my butt twice today! I'm not stupid enough to burn it for the third time!" ChiChi shook the tree again making Goku fall out of the tree on to his butt.

"That's enough of that. If you sit there you'll get used to it!" ChiChi grabbed Goku and headed back for the barrel.

"Noooo!" Goku screamed in fear.

"Don't you dare! You try to run and you can forget about desert for a week buster!" ChiChi hissed. Goku froze in his spot. "Good boy." ChiChi dumped him into the water.

"I wonder why he puts up with this?" Pan asked her mother. Videl sighed and shook her head.

"Because he's a complete moron."

"He's not that dumb. If he has the brains to fight-"

"Don't stand up for your grand father Pan." ChiChi then trotted back over to Videl and Pan.

"Sorry about that. You know Goku."

"Sure do. He's a moron. Can't even take a bath without help!"

"Got that straight." Videl said flatly.

"He can be at times. Usually he takes a bath in the bathtub. But tonight I needed it so he had to use the barrel. Don't worry about him though." They all turned to Goku who was looking down in the water.

"You were right ChiChi! It's not so bad after the first five minutes!"

"That's nice dear. Lets go inside shall we?" The girls nodded and ran inside.

"Does grandpa always act like this?"

"You should know Pan. You were with him for awhile hunting for the dragon balls." Videl said.

"Oh yeah."

"Well could you wait a few more minutes Videl while I go finish getting ready. Goku happened to begin his bath after I finished my shower and picking out my dress."

"Sure ChiChi, why don't I help you? It will make it faster."

"Ok. Let's go upstairs."

"Alright. Pan, watch your grandfather. Make sure he doesn't do something stupid." Videl said in concern.

"No problem mom. Grandpa is a piece of cake!"

"Just don't help him! He has to learn to do this on his own!" ChiChi called from the upstairs. Videl and Pan sweat dropped.

"Ok…" Pan dashed outside while Videl walked upstairs.

"Pan could you scrub my back? I can't reach it." Goku asked as he handed her the scrub brush.

"Uhhh…sure…" Pan said in a little embarrassment.

"Don't you help him! Goku do it your self! If you can't reach use your stupid tail!" ChiChi called from the window. Both Goku and Pan sweat drop.

"How does grandma do that?" Pan wondered.

"I dunno. However she does it, she does it well. She catches me doing everything! Even sneaking cookies from the cookie jar!" Goku wrapped his tail around the brush and began scrubbing. "Maybe she's a physic…" Goku spoke out.

"Or maybe I know you better than you know your self!" ChiChi shouted from the bed room.

"How does she do that?!"

"Trunks you better be ready to go!" Bulma screamed from her room. Trunks ignored his mother and spread himself over the couch.

"Why do I have to get stuck going over to Son's house and having a babysitter. I'm twenty-three years old for pete's sake!"

"Because boy! You mother doesn't trust you in the house ALONE!" Vegeta spat as he walked into the room.

(Why me? Why do I have to Vegeta's son?! Why can't he leave me alone!) Trunks moaned in his thoughts.

"Dad can't you ever buzz off and leave me alone?" Vegeta smacked Trunks over the head. "Ouch! Hey! What was that for!" Trunks yelped out.

"Don't speak to the powerful Saiyan no Ouji like that boy! Unless you'd like another round in the GC!" Vegeta spat. Trunks instantly shut up.

"Ok Trunks. Get into the car!" Bulma called out. Trunks got up and walked out of the house to his mother's plane.

"Hi Trunks!" Pan called as he got out of the plane. Trunks waved his arms.

"No Pan! No!" Too late… Pan tackled him to the ground. "Oooo!" Trunk moaned.

"Trunks! I missed you! You hardly call!" Pan cried out as she hugged the demi saiyan.

"Yeah…I know." Trunks sweat dropped. He pushed Pan off then stood up. He dusted himself off while Bulma hopped out of the plane and recapsized it.

"Hi Pan! Where's your mother and grandmother?"

"Upstairs in grandma's bedroom. They are getting grandma ready."

"Where is the little baka that lives here?" Trunks asked in a slight groan. Pan giggled.

"He's over there in the tub still! Ummm…"

What's up Pan?" Bulma asked in concern.

"I dunno about this too much, but grandpa has been in the barrel for a while now." Pan looked over to the barrel.

"How long is a while now?" Trunks questioned.

"Hmmm…I'd say he's been in there for and an hour now." Both Trunks and Bulma face faulted.

"An hour! Why the heck for?!" Bulma shouted out. All three looked over to see Goku shivering. He looked over to them and waved then huddled his arms around his body again.

"Grandma didn't tell grandpa he could leave so he's staying put til she tells him to move." Pan stated simply. Trunks and Bulma groaned.

"The strongest fighter in the world has the brain g-d gave a pea." Trunks said icily. Pan sighed while Bulma held her face in her hands.

"Hi guys! Glad you could make it!" ChiChi said happily as she trotted out of the house in her dress.

"Yeah…sure…no problem." Bulma said in a bit of nervousness.

"What's wrong Bulma?" Videl asked from behind ChiChi. Bulma groaned as she pointed to the barrel.

"ChiChi you better get a blanket and a fire going. Goku is frozen inside the barrel!" ChiChi kept her grin.

"Oh he's just…AHHHH! GOKU!" ChiChi screamed as she ran over to the barrel. Goku sat there shivering.

"H-h-h-I C-c-chi…C-c-chi!" Goku exclaimed!

"Goku-sa! Why are you still in there?!" ChiChi screamed. She picked up Goku and set him on the ground. He continued to shiver.

"Y-y-you d-d-d-didn't s-s-s-say I c-could leave." ChiChi face faulted.

"Videl get me a blanket!" Videl nodded and ran inside the house. "Goku, you cease to amaze me." ChiChi sighed. Videl ran back out with a large pink fluffy blanket.

"Hear ya go ChiChi!" ChiChi took it and wrapped Goku up immediately.

"Thanks Videl. Trunks come here!" ChiChi spat. Trunks ran over to her side.

"Yes ChiChi?" What can I do for you?" He said in a little fear. ChiChi's scowled soften.

"Take Goku inside, put him by the fire, and leave him there ok?" Trunks nodded and ran inside with the bundled Goku. Trunks came back outside.

"All done Mrs. Son." Trunks panted.

"Good. Lets go inside and talk for a bit til the baby sitter gets here." The group all walked inside. They walked into the living room to see Goku up and moving again.

"AHH! Hot!" Goku walked away from the fire. "Burr! Too cold!" He walked over to the fire. The group watched as Goku continued to walk back and forth from the fire to the couch.

"You think he would learn to sit on a chair close to the fire after awhile." Bulma said in a whisper.

"That's Goku for ya." ChiChi and she blushed.

"Hi guys! I was just warming up…the living room!" Goku chirped happily. The group face faulted.

"If you call that warming up the living room then I supposed you jump on a bed to soften it right?" Trunks asked sarcastically.

"Yup" Once again everyone face faulted.

"I thought so." Trunks said as he lay on the floor.

**Knock! Knock!**

"That must be the baby sitter!" ChiChi said happily.

"I'll get it ChiChi! Don't want ya to get up for nothing." Goku squealed as he ran to the door and opened it. The entire groups gasped.

"VEGETA!" The group shouted out. Lightning flashed behind Vegeta as he let out an evil laugh!

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!-Cough! Cough!"

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TK: {talking to Goku} We'll do that after the show…Hi everyone!"

Pan: "Took ya long enough!"

TK: {sends death glare} "Well that was the end of Chapter one. I though for sure Goku was going to run around more!"

Goku: "I did. ChiChi just didn't notice. I kinda did some other stuff but oh well!"

Pan: "Goku sometimes I wonder what goes on in your head."

TK: "Not much. I know for sure that the pebble in his head, takes a lot of work to make him come up with one good idea."

Goku: "Hey! I come up with them more often than you know! And I thought you liked me!" {sniffles and has tears in his eyes.}

TK: "Son you have stolen my heart! Now what can I do to make you feel better?"

Pan: {walks off set to flirt with Trunks}

Goku: {smirks evilly}

TK: "Oh no! NO! NO! NO!" ChiChi would kill me!"

Goku: "Please TK! ChiChi won't mind I promise!" {gives TK big sparkly eyes}

TK: {tries not to look at Son} "Ohhh…"

Goku: "Please!" {uses the puppy dog eyes}

TK: "Ack! Goku not the puppy dog eyes! You know I hate them!"

Goku: {continues to stare at TK}

TK: "Ok! You can come sit on my lap!"

Goku: "Yay!" {runs over to TK and hops into her lap} "I'm so happy! I must be the luckiest guy in the world!"

TK: {blushing madly} "Right! Anyway…" {Goku's tail wraps around her waist.} "Goku!" {blushing worse than before}

Pan: "Now you've done it Son. Got to admit, I gotta get Trunks to do that!" {glances over to Trunks.}

TK: "Goku! You know you're not supposed to do that!"

Goku: "But TK I know you like me! Why can't I show some affection too?" {whines a little}

TK: "Everyone knows I love more than the universe its self! But you know very well, you can't do this! Especially here!"

{Door slams open and ChiChi enters}

ChiChi: "Goku you get off TK's lap right now! You're in big trouble now!"

Goku: "No way! It's comfy up here and TK's my best buddy!" {Gives TK a big hug}

TK: "Son! Quit making ChiChi mad! She's your wife!" {glances at ChiChi and tries to get son off her}

Goku: "Technically we aren't married. But Bulma says it's against the law for ChiChi to be married to a child!" {hugs TK again}

ChiChi: "Bulma said that two years ago. You only changed into a kid to make if official. He got us divorced causes he's still a kid!"

TK: {sweat drops majorly.} "So I guess he can do this!"

Pan: {Rolling on the floor laughing} "Son has got a crush on TK as big as the size of Russia! And TK has got the crush the size of Jupiter for Goku only she can't have him cause his ex-wife still owns him!" {begins to cry while laughing.}

ChiChi: {glares at pan} "Hey Pan! Trunks says he's lonely over there and wants to make out right now!"

Pan: {stops laughing} "Really?! Oh boy!" {runs over to Trunks and tackles him!}

TK: {watches all of it and sweat drops.} "Listen ChiChi. I know you like Goku but he's legally free from you. He can be with who ever he wants to. Ack!" {gets squeezed harder by Goku}

ChiChi: "Fine! But he better not come crawling back to me when he's hungry!" {stomps out the door}

TK: {sweat drops} "I just chased ChiChi from her husband, defended Goku, and made him homeless. Oh boy!"

Goku: "Don't worry TK! I'll grab my stuff and come live with you!" {hugs TK harder}

TK: {turning blue} "Pan Help!"

Pan: {looks over after kissing Trunks for the twentieth time} "Yipe! Goku stop before you squeeze the life out of TK!"

Goku: "Oops! Sorry TK" {lets go of TK and hops off her lap.}

TK: {gasping for breath "It's ok Goku. Just be careful with your strength next time."

Goku: "OK TK!" {turns back to big Goku.}

Pan: "I wish you two had a relationship like me and Trunks! We have so much fun in a-"

Trunks: "Pan! Don't you dare say a word!" {slaps his hand over her mouth}

Goku: "I don't see what's wrong with-"

TK: {kisses Goku to silence him} "Don't talk about that! Now we have some things to discuss!"

Pan: "Wow TK! You just kissed Goku for the first time! How did it feel? What's he taste like?" {Trunks slaps his hand over her mouth again}

Trunks: "That's none of your business what TK and Goku do!"

Goku: "Personally I liked it!" {blushes slightly}

TK: "It felt good. Something I've only dreamt of doing! Something I shouldn't have told you just now!" {covers her mouth and blushes}

Pan: "TK we all know you like Goku. You haven't kept it a secret."

TK: "Yeah I know! But I don't-" {gets cut off by Goku pulling her into another kiss}

Trunks: "You two! Cut that out! That's not what you should do on set! Bad for the ratings!"

Piccolo: "Actually it's raised the ratings higher than usual! Keep kissing her Goku!" {calls from off set}

Pan: "Well that's just not right. She gets to kiss Goku and I gotta wait til after the show!"

TK: {pulls away from Goku} "Not like I had a choice! He pulled me into it!" {notices Goku's tail wrapping around her waist again and pulls her close}

Goku: "I like it! You know you're-"

TK: {covers Goku's mouth} "Save it for tonight Goku."

Pan: {smirks evilly} "And what do you plan on doing tonight eh TK?"

TK: {blushes madly again} "If you're thinking about that certain thing you better stop! Goku and I are sleeping in different beds! He is only allowed to kiss me not-" {cuts off my Goku kissing her neck}

Trunks: {Grabs Goku and pulls him off the TK} "I think it's time you leave Goku! TK he'll be waiting for you outside! See ya tonight Pan" {winks at Pan then escorts Goku off the set.}

Pan: "OOOO! He winked at me! I'm in heaven!" {blushes heavily}

TK: "Thanks to Trunks I can talk with out Goku trying to get me to kiss me again."

Pan: "I thought you dreamed of him doing that to you?"

TK: "I did and still do, but here? Now?! After his ex-wife barged in here! Can't he wait to flirt til later?!"

Gohan: "He can't help it! He normally does this to mom all the time and she reacts right away!" {calls from off set}

TK: {blushes madly}

Pan: "So it's a habit you have to break. Big deal! I know you were enjoying the attention." {begins drinking a root beer and passes TK a Dr. Pepper}

TK: "I do. But you know me. I don't like giving attention to boys in public! I'm a personal kind of girl ya know." {opens her soda and drinks.}

Pan: "Yeah I know. But you better learn to do stuff like that in public. If you don't you have to kiss him in bathrooms a lot." {takes a sip of her soda.}

TK: "Darn! You're right!" {sees the door open} "Oh boy!"

Goku: "TK loves me!" {tackles TK out of her chair}

Pan: {Sweat drops} Oh boy. This will be hard to explain."

TK: "Goku! Don't touch there! Not on the set!" {screams from off the stage!}

Pan: {sweat drops again} "Sometimes I wish Trunks was that persistent. Oh well. Thanks for coming to the first chapter folks. Hopefully Goku and TK will work things out by the next chapter."

TK: "GOKU! NOT HERE!"

Goku: "Stop kicking me there TK! Do you know how hard it is to kiss you when you keep nailing me in the gut!"

TK: "I told you not here!" {kicks Goku in the No No Area!}

Goku: {freezes on the spot}

Pan: "Oooo! That's gotta hurt! He'll feel that for awhile!"

Trunks: "He deserved it. He doesn't listen to when she says no. Least she got her point through." {Pan nods in agreement.}

TK: {comes onto the set with messed up hair and clothing} "Pan will you end this chapter today. I gotta take Mr. Pain in the nuts home!" {walks off and grabs Goku and drags him out of the set.}

Pan: "Boy she's mad. Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed the story, even if Goku managed to steal the host! We'll be back late with part two of Baby Sitting Goku!"

Trunks: "See ya later folks."