(Mifune)
Mr. Uzumaki, thanks for coming to your performance review.
(Naruto)
No problem.
(Mifune)
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
(Naruto)
Absolutely, I'm the Hokage.
(mifune)
Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
(Naruto)
Well the first thing I do is-
Talk to council (like a Kage)
assign killings (like a Kage)
reads some porno (like a Kage)
Remember jutsu (like a Kage)
Direct work-flow (like a Kage)
My own bathroom (like a Kage)
Micro-manage (like a Kage)
Promote murder (like a Kage)
Hit on sakura (like a Kage)
Get rejected (like a Kage)
Swallow sadness (like a Kage)
raise some taxes (like a Kage)
Call a sex line (like a Kage)
Cry deeply (like a Kage )
Demand a refund (like a Kage)
Bitch Ino says no (like a Kage)
Harassment Lawsuit (like a Kage)
No sign of Sasuke (like a Kage)
5th of sake (like a boss)
Shit on Sakura's desk (like a Kage)
get a kunai (like a Kage)
In my mouth (like a Kage)
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, sh_t!
Pussy out (like a Kage)
Puke on Sakura's desk (like a Kage)
Jump out the windows (like a Kage)
Suck tsunades tit (like a Kage)
go to emergency(like a Kage)
she broke all my bones(like a Kage)
Suck my own dick (like a Kage)
Eat some noodles strips (like a Kage)
Chop my balls off (like a Kage)
Black out in the sewer (like a Kage)
Meet a giant toad (like a Kage)
Fuck his brains out (like a Kage)
Turn into a jet (like a Kage )
Bomb fucking Iwa (like a Kage)
release kyubi (like a Kage)
Now I'm dead (like a Kage)
come back to life(like a kage)
eat out Hinata (like a kage)
suck my dick again (like a kage)
fight Sasuke again (like a kage)
go find Kakashi (like a kage)
burn up all the scrolls (like a kage)
then ima sleep in (like a kage)
then jack it off (like a kage)
(mifune)
Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
(Naruto )
No doubt.
(Mifune)
You chopped your balls off and died.
(Naruto )
Hell yeah.
(mifune)
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
(Naruto )
Nope.
(Mifune)
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
(Naruto)
Nah, that ain't me.
(Mifune)
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
(Naruto )
I'm the kage.
(Mifune)
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
(Naruto)
I'm the kage.
(Mifune)
Ya, ya, I got it.
(Naruto )
I'm the kage.
(Mifune)
No, I heard you, see you later!
(like a kage)