What Mustang does to avoid paperwork

InuyashaandKagome15: Hey guys I am finally writing something besides Kingdom Hearts and that's only cause one of my friends got me on Full Metal Alchemist for the moment but I love it so it's a good thing so yeah I have to admit though she did help me on some of this so all the credit cant go to me but on with the story. I don't own Full Metal cause if I did I wouldn't be writing this now would I?

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Colonel Mustang had always avoided paperwork. He absolutely despised it. So every chance he got which wasn't many, he washed the windows in his office to avoid the huge mount of papers on his desk. It was on one particular day that Hawkeye had to do an errand for the military and Mustang again was avoiding the every growing mountain of papers on his desk when Ed burst in demanding to speak to the Colonel.

"Mustang, I need to talk to you now!" Ed yelled.

Mustang stopped washing the window he was working on and turned around slowly.

"What do you want, short stuff?" Mustang said looking annoyed.

At that comment Ed quickly shouted "WHO ARE YOUI CALLING SO SHORT HE IS THE SIZE OF A PEA?"

Mustang tried holding back a chuckle and he just barely succeeded.

"I never said that Full Metal. Anyway what brought you here in the first place?"

Ed looked around the office and then back at Mustang.

" I seem to have misplaced Al."

Mustang sat down and put his feet on the desk getting slightly comfortable knowing he was in for a story.

"And may I ask you Ed, how you misplaced that big suit of armor?"

"Well you see Mustang, Al and I were playing around with our alchemy when Al accidentally turned himself into a sheep. He then ran off baaing the whole way so I followed his voice when I smelled something delicious and I was so hungry that I stopped to get something to eat and then I lost him and now if I don't find him soon, he could be lamb chop or something else delicious."

Ed's mouth watered at the mention of food and Mustang chuckled.

"Full Metal, I heard sheep are attracted to shrimps like you so I don't think you have long to wait."

Ed automatically shot back with "I'M NOT A SHRIMP YOU BA--------!"

He stopped in mid-sentence as Mustang came up to him with a bucket and then poured cocktail sauce on his head.

"There, now there's a perfect shrimp if I do say so myself."

Mustang then fell onto the floor in a fit of laughter until the door came open and Hawkeye and a sheep walked through. She looked at Ed and then at Mustang.

"Here Ed, that is Al please change him back."

She then glared at Mustang, pulled out her gun, aimed, and fired right above his head.

"And you, do you paperwork now."

Mustang stared at her then quickly scrambled to his desk and started doing the huge pile while muttering "Damn women." under his breath. Hawkeye just beamed with triumph and then smiled as Ed changed his brother back and started yelling at Al to be more careful. Mustang just glared at the huge stack of papers. Hawkeye then went to the windows and glanced at Mustang.

"Wow, the windows sure are clean. The window washer man is sure doing his job maybe we should promote him."

Mustang still doing his paperwork said "Yeah that will be the day by the way I want to be promoted to Fuhrer."

FIN

A/N: That's it I came up with it in my lunch period and my friend helped me with it. I know its kinda bad but oh well no flames plze and if you see any mistakes or suggestions please reveiew and tell me. Criticism is wanted and possibly needed.