Disclaimer: I do not own Gossip Girl or "Happy Endings;" all characters and initial concepts/structures belong to their respective owners.
A/N: This story was inspired by "Happy Endings" by Margaret Atwood, a really great short story I recommend everyone read (google "happy endings by margaret atwood," it should be the first hit). However, it's very different from "Happy Endings." It gives you the happy ending I want Chuck and Blair to have, which is part A, and parts B-Z are all the ways I think Chuck and Blair could get there. It's ultimately fluff, but it should be fun. This is the first fanfiction I've ever posted on here, so a review would be awesome. I know it's a weird concept (especially if you're only reading the first page because there's no plot yet, just an ending), but I think it'll be fun aaaaand you should stick around for it
Chuck and Blair are in love.
What happens next?
If you want a happy ending, try A.
A.
Chuck and Blair get their act together. After some period of time, they get married at Harold's château in the south of France. They're happy together, constantly quarreling over the smallest things and having make up sex approximately four minutes later. They have one set of identical twins (Caroline Eleanor, Brigitte Lillian), one boy (Bartholomew Harold), and one girl (Anastasia Ingrid). Between the sleeping around, perfectionism and sense of entitlement, the kids give Chuck and Blair the same grief they gave to their own parents. Blair and Chuck continue their stimulating and challenging sex life and respective careers as they nurture their kids into mature adults. They grow old. They retire. Eventually, they die. This is the end of the story.