DISCLAIMER: I don't own the WWF or their athletes. Also I don't own the
poem in here. It is actually a genuine Jeff Hardy poem. He wrote it, not
me. (a/n) Hey! This is my first wrestling fanfic. If you like this you
might want to check out my Good Charlotte fan fiction called Good Charlotte
Finds Their Gravity Girl. Enjoy!
"And for the last time, no I will not go out with you!" Riley Stratford walked around the corner and into view. Then, an arm grabbed her back. The arm was revealed to belong to Christian.
"Why? It's Edge isn't it? You like Edge better."
"Well, yeah, but, that's not it."
"Then what is it?" Christian asked still having a tight grip on Riley's right forearm.
Trying to think of an excuse she mumbled out, "I'm, I'm sort of…involved. Yeah, involved, that's it."
"With who? I'll kick his ass…"
"Let go of me Christian." After Riley tugged on her arm a little and realized he wasn't going to let go, she did what she had to do, Riley kneed him right in the groin. Christian then let go and clutched himself as she ran away. Riley rounded another corner and looked back to see if he was following, and she ran right into a blue mass. Her body fell to the ground and she looked up into the beautiful emerald green eyes of Jeff Hardy.
"I'm so sorry…" Jeff said as he knelt down and helped Riley to her feet.
"It's all my fault," Riley said staring into his eyes. "I wasn't watching where I was going…"
"Where were you going so fast?" Jeff asked in his southern accent.
"Riley!…" you could hear Christian yell in the distance.
"Look can you do me a huge favor?"
"Anything…" Jeff replied staring back into her eyes.
"Could you, uh, just, um, pretend to be my boyfriend?" Jeff gave Riley a somewhat skeptical look. "There's this guy…he just won't take no for an answer."
"I understand. No problem. What do you want me to do?"
"Oh crap. Here he comes… Um, just act all boyfriendy."
"Here you are," Christian said walking a little hunched over. Jeff had his arm around Riley's waist, holding her tight, and she had her hand on his chest. "He's your boyfriend?!" Christian questioned.
Riley looked at Jeff and he said, "Yeah. I'm her boyfriend. And she's my baby. Do you have a problem, Christian?" Jeff said Christian's name like in his music.
"Yeah. I do. She shouldn't be with some punk ass hick smurf when she could be with a hot Canadian Champion of Europe. Plus, I speak European fluently." Jeff and Riley both looked at each other and burst out laughing. This got Christian angry and said heatedly, "If you two are really going out, then prove it."
"How?" she asked.
"Kiss." Jeff and Riley looked at each other. He pulled Riley closer to him, stared into her eyes, lifted her chin and planted his wet lips against hers as they closed their eyes. They kissed so passionately; you would actually think they were lovers. Their hands roamed over each other's bodies so rapidly like they couldn't get enough of each other. His one hand was all over her back and the other was on her cheek. The camera was showing only them and how much and long they were kissing. Their tongues caressed each other's and felt every crease and indent in their mouths. When they finally broke apart, and looked over to where Christian was standing, they found no one there.
"Umm…I guess we got a little into it, huh Jeff?" Riley stated.
"Yeah. Sorry about that. I got swept away in the moment. That happens to me a lot," Jeff apologized.
"I better go…" Riley said smiling as she started to walk away.
"Wait!" She stopped and turned around. "I don't even know you're name…"
"It's Riley. Riley Stratford." Riley started to round the corner, then stopped and said, "Really, it was nice bumping into you, 'Smurf boy'." She then rounded the corner and the camera went back to a stunned, mesmerized Jeff just standing there looking after her.
The cameraman said, "Cut" and Riley walked back from the corner she was just at. "You were really good," Jeff said. "If I was watching I would've thought we were very convincing."
"Yeah. You're a great actor," she told Jeff feeling a little bit of sexual tension between them.
Just as things were about to get a little out of hand, Adam came bursting out from the curtain all sweaty. He smiled when he saw Riley and came over where her and Jeff were standing. Adam put his arm around Riley's shoulder, leaning on her, panting a little. "So, how was your first television appearance, Riles?" Adam asked her showing off his beautiful pearly whites. Good God Adam is gorgeous!!!!! Riley thought to herself, especially all sweaty like that. She took a deep sigh. "Good" was all she could mutter out.
"Well, I'll catch you two extremers later. I wanna get a shower." Adam walked back to his locker room to shower and change.
"So…" Riley said awkwardly.
"Yeah. So…" Jeff agreed.
"There she is! Smackdown! girl. How'd ya like it?" Jason Reso, a.k.a. Christian, came up and asked Riley.
"Oh I loved it. I didn't do much, but that's what I expected at the beginning."
"I'm gonna get changed and head to the hotel. Ya need a ride?" Jeff asked Riley.
"Nah. I can just catch a ride later."
"Alright. See ya'll later." Jeff left down the hall to the general locker room where his stuff was.
Now it was just Jason and Riley. "Don't let Vince know I told you this, but he's going to have you interfere in my match on Sunday Night Heat. And also I think he wants you to wrestle on Raw."
"No way! He wants me to wrestle already!? Monday's only 6 days away. Wow."
"Yeah, it takes some people longer till they wrestle. Well, better go and change."
"Ditto. See ya later Jay."
"And for the last time, no I will not go out with you!" Riley Stratford walked around the corner and into view. Then, an arm grabbed her back. The arm was revealed to belong to Christian.
"Why? It's Edge isn't it? You like Edge better."
"Well, yeah, but, that's not it."
"Then what is it?" Christian asked still having a tight grip on Riley's right forearm.
Trying to think of an excuse she mumbled out, "I'm, I'm sort of…involved. Yeah, involved, that's it."
"With who? I'll kick his ass…"
"Let go of me Christian." After Riley tugged on her arm a little and realized he wasn't going to let go, she did what she had to do, Riley kneed him right in the groin. Christian then let go and clutched himself as she ran away. Riley rounded another corner and looked back to see if he was following, and she ran right into a blue mass. Her body fell to the ground and she looked up into the beautiful emerald green eyes of Jeff Hardy.
"I'm so sorry…" Jeff said as he knelt down and helped Riley to her feet.
"It's all my fault," Riley said staring into his eyes. "I wasn't watching where I was going…"
"Where were you going so fast?" Jeff asked in his southern accent.
"Riley!…" you could hear Christian yell in the distance.
"Look can you do me a huge favor?"
"Anything…" Jeff replied staring back into her eyes.
"Could you, uh, just, um, pretend to be my boyfriend?" Jeff gave Riley a somewhat skeptical look. "There's this guy…he just won't take no for an answer."
"I understand. No problem. What do you want me to do?"
"Oh crap. Here he comes… Um, just act all boyfriendy."
"Here you are," Christian said walking a little hunched over. Jeff had his arm around Riley's waist, holding her tight, and she had her hand on his chest. "He's your boyfriend?!" Christian questioned.
Riley looked at Jeff and he said, "Yeah. I'm her boyfriend. And she's my baby. Do you have a problem, Christian?" Jeff said Christian's name like in his music.
"Yeah. I do. She shouldn't be with some punk ass hick smurf when she could be with a hot Canadian Champion of Europe. Plus, I speak European fluently." Jeff and Riley both looked at each other and burst out laughing. This got Christian angry and said heatedly, "If you two are really going out, then prove it."
"How?" she asked.
"Kiss." Jeff and Riley looked at each other. He pulled Riley closer to him, stared into her eyes, lifted her chin and planted his wet lips against hers as they closed their eyes. They kissed so passionately; you would actually think they were lovers. Their hands roamed over each other's bodies so rapidly like they couldn't get enough of each other. His one hand was all over her back and the other was on her cheek. The camera was showing only them and how much and long they were kissing. Their tongues caressed each other's and felt every crease and indent in their mouths. When they finally broke apart, and looked over to where Christian was standing, they found no one there.
"Umm…I guess we got a little into it, huh Jeff?" Riley stated.
"Yeah. Sorry about that. I got swept away in the moment. That happens to me a lot," Jeff apologized.
"I better go…" Riley said smiling as she started to walk away.
"Wait!" She stopped and turned around. "I don't even know you're name…"
"It's Riley. Riley Stratford." Riley started to round the corner, then stopped and said, "Really, it was nice bumping into you, 'Smurf boy'." She then rounded the corner and the camera went back to a stunned, mesmerized Jeff just standing there looking after her.
The cameraman said, "Cut" and Riley walked back from the corner she was just at. "You were really good," Jeff said. "If I was watching I would've thought we were very convincing."
"Yeah. You're a great actor," she told Jeff feeling a little bit of sexual tension between them.
Just as things were about to get a little out of hand, Adam came bursting out from the curtain all sweaty. He smiled when he saw Riley and came over where her and Jeff were standing. Adam put his arm around Riley's shoulder, leaning on her, panting a little. "So, how was your first television appearance, Riles?" Adam asked her showing off his beautiful pearly whites. Good God Adam is gorgeous!!!!! Riley thought to herself, especially all sweaty like that. She took a deep sigh. "Good" was all she could mutter out.
"Well, I'll catch you two extremers later. I wanna get a shower." Adam walked back to his locker room to shower and change.
"So…" Riley said awkwardly.
"Yeah. So…" Jeff agreed.
"There she is! Smackdown! girl. How'd ya like it?" Jason Reso, a.k.a. Christian, came up and asked Riley.
"Oh I loved it. I didn't do much, but that's what I expected at the beginning."
"I'm gonna get changed and head to the hotel. Ya need a ride?" Jeff asked Riley.
"Nah. I can just catch a ride later."
"Alright. See ya'll later." Jeff left down the hall to the general locker room where his stuff was.
Now it was just Jason and Riley. "Don't let Vince know I told you this, but he's going to have you interfere in my match on Sunday Night Heat. And also I think he wants you to wrestle on Raw."
"No way! He wants me to wrestle already!? Monday's only 6 days away. Wow."
"Yeah, it takes some people longer till they wrestle. Well, better go and change."
"Ditto. See ya later Jay."