The Allied Report
A/N: This is the first thing I've deemed fit for you guys, feedback appreciated. Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya, and The Lion King belongs to Disney. Enjoy!
It was a lovely spring morning in Italy during the Second World War, while Germany took a morning walk through a courtyard with one of the Italian Brothers. Germany was relaxing for once when Japan approached him, walking at a hurried pace for the old island nation.
"Guten morgen, Japan. What has you in such a hurry?"
Japan bowed hurriedly. "Mr. Germany, I have a report from headquarters."
"Very well then, Japan. Let me hear it." Much to the surprise of both Germany and Italy, Japan burst into song.
America is the hero, though not everyone agrees
While England and China argue about the best types of teas
Of course, Canada is ignored all the same
I'm concerned for his brother, who thinks this is a game
England cooked their dinner, and so I have a hunch
That most of the Allies will end up skipping their lunch
This is the Allies Report
Reveals their plans, long and short
England's sighs, France's snorts
And America's shorts
This is the Allies Report
Nearby, England encountered America crouched in the bushes on the outskirts of the courtyard.
"Spying, are we, America?"
"You bet, British dude!"
"Then let an old pro show you how it's done." England lay in the prone position in the bushes beside him. Japan continued this peculiar manner of delivering news.
England`s at it yet again, arguing with France
While Russia and America discuss invasion plans
For some strange reason, China has gone out to fetch bamboo
While England simply shakes his head and knows not what to do
America went golfing and ended up sprayed by a skunk
If they don`t get it together, then I think we`ve got them sunk
America burst into the scene, accidentally knocking over Japan and bursting into a song of his own.
Then there`s the Axis Report
Germany`s tall, Italy`s short
Seems you`re all out of sorts
Why can`t we all just play sports
Instead of giving stupid reports?
With that, America went tearing off towards the nearest fighter jet, England close behind.
"You were doing just fine until you broke into a stupid musical number!"
~Fin