A/N: Okay, I have a lot to say in this one. This story basically makes fun of just about everything. I apologize like…a lot…for killing anything you were ever fond of…but I make fun of even myself so, no big deal, right? My buddies at school, Hannah-ness and Daavid asked me for this one so I had to do it. XD And no…It's time to meet the writers if this stupid thing! Introducing the author-er and author-ess…other wise known as Zaneh-kun and Sarah-ness…or Zane the Insane and Saran Wrap…whichever one works. XD Zane is a humor writer that will write a lot of funny things and he ends up getting beat up by girls who want to be in his stories. XD Sarah on the other hand likes to write yaoi...but not too graphic…but don't worry, this story makes fun of yaoi too! So, love it or hate it…you'll stare and be, "0.0 what the heck is that?" XD

Disclaimer: We don't own any characters that belong to someone else. –nods- tis true. Err..yeah…We also don't own any movie lines or song lyrics or stuff that we put into here. XD

Everybody mambo!

It was a beautiful, bright, sunny Sunday morning in the Pride Lands. All the animals were freshly groomed and bathed as the stood stiffly all lined up along the side of the watering hole. Their heads were bowed and their faces were serious. But then their ear twitched as they picked up a sound. They all glanced up simultaneously as Simba strolled down the line with a proud expression as he glanced over each animal. He came to the end of the line and stepped back a few paces and shouted…."Food Fight!"

Instantly there was absolutely utter chaos. The animals jumped into the water and began pelting each other with fruit. In the midst of this happy activity, a very serious event happened. With a loud "Poof!" a warp hold opened on the bank and two animals were dropped in from another world.

The elephant was the first to notice the newcomers. With a trumpet of alarm, it scrambled out of the water to the opposite bank, nearly crushing several gazelles in its panic.

An eerie silence settled over the scene. The animals from the Pride Lands waited for the strange creatures to reveal themselves, as they had both hidden behind a large boulder.

Simba stepped forward. "New animals,. Fear not. We will not harm you. All of us are bound by the circle of life. We respect each and every animal, no matter how small or large. Do no be afraid.

The green lizard was the first to peek out from behind the rock. "Yoshi?" it inquired.

"Yes, don't be afraid," Simba encouraged. 'Come on in the water with us and have fun."

A scream ripped through the air and the Yoshi darted back to its hiding place. A black haired boy with a baseball cap fell through the air and landed with a splash in the water.

The second creature, a yellow mouse thing, ran over to the boy as he hauled himself out of the water. "Thanks, Pikachu," The boy said cheerfully.

"Pika pika!" Pikachu shouted, tugging on Ash's hand.

"What is it, Pikachu?" Ash looked around and gasped as he saw hundreds of savannah animals gathered around the watering hole. "Look at all the pokemon!" He yelled.

Simba stepped forward and gave him a quizzical look. "What are these pokemon you speak of?"

Ash gasped. "It talks!"

"Of course Simba talks," an irritated female giraffe replied. 'We all talk, even you."

Ash looked disappointed. "I guess you're not pokemon."

Yoshi scuttled out from behind the rock and stared at Ash curiously. 'Yoshi?"

"Aha!" Ash cried. "But this one is definitely a Pokemon. It says its name!"

"Yoshi!" the poor creature squealed, diving back to its rock.

But Ash was faster. "Pokeball, go!" he shouted, hurling it at the frightened lizard.

The ball smacked Yoshi on the top of the head and fell to the ground with a clunk. The Yoshi burst into tears and put a hand up to its aching head.

"I don't understand," Ash muttered, sadly. 'It should have worked."

A small bird comforted the injured Yoshi. "That wasn't very nice," it snapped.

Simba snarled at Ash. "Why are you hurting that little creature? It did nothing to you."

"Where I come from that shouldn't hurt," Ash muttered, demonstrating by putting Pikachu in a Pokeball.

Simba looked impressed. "I apologize for leaping to conclusions."

"It hasn't been the first time," a dark lion muttered from nearby.

"Shut up, Kovu," Simba growled.

Kovu merely smiled and stretched out in the sun next to Kiara.

Kiara's tail swished lazily. "I'm bored. Can we do something?"

"Great idea! Let's take the visitors to the Entertainment Ridge." Simba said.

"Oh good, more karaoke," Kovu muttered irritably.

Kiara licked him. "Come on, it's fun. Race you to the ridge!" She took off running and Kovu chased after her.

Soon Ash, Pikachu, Yoshi, Simba, Kiara and Kovu were gathered on a rocky outcropping where there was a stereo, karaoke machine, t.v., and playstation.

Simba plugged in the karaoke thing and Pikachu chose a song, Livin' La Vida Loca. Pikachu grabbed the mic and began to sing. "Pika pika chu! Pika la Pika piku!"

Ash gasped. "Pikachu, you said 'la'!"

Pikachu scowled and tossed the mic to the ground.

Simba cleared his throat. "Um, who wants to watch t.v.? Naruto's on."

"Okay, turn it on."