Disclaimer: I don't own final fantasy eight or the movie eurotrip. Though final fantasy seven is another story. . .

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AN : This is based off of Eurotrip, though it will not be

Chapter one : The breakup

He hade finally done it, he had become a SeeD, a member of the best mercenary force known to the entire world. HIs girlfriend walked up to him after the ceremony while he was talking to his friend. She was a beautiful brunette about five feet and seven inches tall. She was thin and slender, and very nice curves. She kissed him as she approached, the taste lingering in his mouth.

" I'm so happy for you Squall!." She said in a fake cheerfulness that only his friend caught. Though he paid no heed to it, instead focusing on other things that he felt were more important. He walked up to his friend's girlfreind and grinned.

" Hey, I graduated too, don't I get a kiss?" He grinned again as she looked at him in slight disgustas she inched toward her boyfriend. " Oh well, hey Squall, you going to be at Irvine's party later?"

" Maybe, I'm not exactly one for being around people Zell ." He nodded in acknowledgement as his friend excused himself to leave. " So, now you can graduate in a year and we can join together again as SeeDs in the same group." Squall was unaware that his friends Selphie and Nida, also known as the twins were watching them.

" Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that , I'm dumping you" she said, making his look like that of a fishes. He stuttered for a while before he got any words out.

" But why?" He said, somewhat heartbroken, she was one of the only people he oopened himself to and smiled at.

" It's not you its. . . . there I go lying again, no, it is you. You are to cold and I can't take all of this cheating." She said ruthlessly, though without changing her cheerful tone by much.

Squall was aghast," But I've never cheated on you!" She sighed at him and handed him a large grey trenchcoat.

" Here your jacket back." She walked off, he easily recognized the coat as Seifer's, he wass greatly confused.
"But this isn't mine, " he yelled out to her. "RINOA!!!"

"And he just yelled out to her, like that?" Zell asked Nida, laughing. " Haha, Rinoa!!, haha." He was silenced as

Selphie hit him upside his head.

"Be nice, besides, he's right there! Hasn't he already gone through enough?" She scolded Zell and Nida. Zell oonly looked at her like she was crazy.

"You're acting like a girl"

" I am a girl."She retorted back at the blond haired boy with a black tattoo at one side of his face.

" No, you 're a cool guy with boobs."

" So Squall, are you still going to go to the party?" Nida asked, wondering if his fellow man would be there.

" Whatever, I'm not going to be put down by that bitch." They all were stung by the coldness in his voice that they hadn't heard in three years. Since before he had met Rinoa.

.

They were at the party,everyone wearing casual clothes, the only unusual difference was that Squall wasn't wearing his black jacket with the white fur. As they passed a person tied to a tree with rope and duct tape without any pants on they patted him on theshould and said, "Great party Irvine.".

Zell walked away from them to get a drink, the twins went to get some too, Squall went to watch the band. A bad mistake.

Squall looked to the stage when he heard a voice and was suprised to find Seifer up there with the band. What suprised him more was what he said next.

" This song is for the nastiest fuck-puppet I know, Rinoa ." He moaned her name into the microphone. Rinoa pushed past Squall and ran up onto the stage to danceas Seifer started singing.

{ Squally doesn't know,
That Rinoa and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still shes on her knees, and...
Squally doens't know, oh.
Squally doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Squally!
Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SQUALLY! }

Zell walked forward and tripped intentionally into a hot tub, the hot girl who was already in it was shocked and said, " What are you doing here.!" The hot tub was by the patio connected to the house having a party.

" Before I go I just got to tell you that you have something on you chest," Zell said getting up.

""What is it?" He sat back down and looked at her.

" It's right there, kind of under your right boob, naybe if you rubbed it it would come off." She did as she was instructed for about a minute.

"Is it off yet?" She asked, getting worried something might be on her. He looked thoughtful.

" Try taking ooff your bikini top, I think it's getting getting in the way." She took it off and rubbed for awhile more.

" How about now?"

" Not yet, here, let me try to get it off." She leaned forward to let him when her boyfriend Raijen came over.

" Yo' Zell, what are ya doin' with my girlfirend ya' know?" The girl backed off and ran to Raijen. Raijen looked like he was about to kill Zell.

Zell laughed nervously, "This isn't where I parked my car." He made to get up before Raijuen picked him up and threw him back at the party.

{ Rinoa says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.
Cuz Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't know.
So don't tell Squally...
Scotty doesn't knoooow .
DON'T TELL SQUALL!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Rinoa's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!
Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't know,
Don't tell Squally.
Cuz Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL SQUALLY! }

"Why did you get me this drink Nida? You know I don't like this kind of drink." Selphie yelled at her twin.

"You don't?!" Nida said simply. Selphie sighed annoyed with her brother.

A completely random passing person said just loud enough for them to hear, "You are the worst twins ever."

{ What a show, everyone will go.
Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't knoooooow....
The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His full on, your stuck.
Life is so hard, cuz...
Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't know.
I did her on his birthday.
Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't know,
Squally doesn't know,
Don't tell Squally.
Squally doesn't knoooooow.... }

Squall couldn't believe it, and yet he knew it to be the truth. He felt so . . . betrayed? Hurt? No, it was just, emptiness. And through this song so far, one this remained in his mind, "On my birthday? So that's where she was." The only thing that could have made this worse was that it had happened with His long-time enemy and rival. Which it did happen, and he wasn't so sure now that he was the only one that she had cheated on him with now.

He couldn't believe he was so trusting.

{ Squally will know,
Squally has to know,
Squally's gotta know,
Gonna tell Squally,
Gonna tell him myself.
Squally has to know,
Squally has to know,
Squally has to,
Squally has to,
Squally has to go!
Squally doesn't know,
(Don't tell Squally)
Squally doesn't know,
(Don't tell Squally)
Squally doesn't know...
Squally's gotta go! }

Zell landed right next to Squall as he was getting a drink and while trying to regain his composure, said, "This band rocks." He then got his own drink.


Squall had drank so much alchohol his only memory after the party was pissing and then turning around to flush the toilet.

As Squal awoke he said something to himself, " I'm never drinking again." He got up and checked his e-mail, and to his relief, his Galbadian chat buddy had sent him and e-mail, it read as follows :

Dear Squall Leonheart,

I am sorry to hear abvout your girlfriend leaving you, I was wondering if you would like to arrange a meeting? I was planning on going there to check out a college anyways. Until you e-mail me back or we chat, aveto zen.

Your friend, Quistis.

Zell had told that there were many forty year old guys that always wanted to 'arrange a meeting' and often pretended to be young males, well this man wouldn't be touching his genitals. So he swiftly wrote an e-mail that said so, along with something along the lines of ' I don't want to talk to you again you freak.'

After he sent he he found out that he sister Ellone was right behind him when she said,"You do realize Quistis is a girl's name right?" When she said this he did something no one would think that the almighty and cold Squall Leonheart could do, he screamed. Not in a girlish way mind you, though it was still loud.

As a pretty girl that seemed only a year older than Squall checked her e-mail, she said hurtfully, " If you do not want to talk to me Squall Leonheart, I do not want to talk to you." She then pressed a button on her computer that blocked him from talking to her. She then left to fulfill her duties as a Galbadian SeeD before she could go to check out colleges.

Over in Balamb Garden, Squall found this out and arranged a meeting with Zell.

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