"bitch i thot you loved me"
kyungsoo crumbled his sad paper cup in his hands, spilling the tea everywhere (even on his 5$ thrift shop shirt). jumin sighed, blowing air around the room, creating a hurricane.
"i remember how we met, your nest of hair calling to me like i was a baby bird in need of a home and maybe some worms too."
flashbackuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
kyungsoo was a broke, colleg student, in need of the mullah, and maybe of a sugar daddy or something. but he was poor and therefore, rich people were attracted to him like fries to ketchup and mustard. one day, he was walking home from work at the local chuck e cheese when someone snatched his shirt off his body.
"oh no my shirt." he said as a slice of pizza fell from his head onto his open palm. "wow, free food. im a poor colleg student so im hungry, so i will eat this and fall sick. wow, i hope somebody finds and helps me when i fall sick."
so that's what he did, he ate the pizza and fainted on the side walk. jumin just so happened to pass by when he saw a naked man on the ground.
"must be dead" he said and then left.
kyungsoo suddenly woketh, "i can smell money" he grabbed onto jumin's very expensive leotard and stole a dollar before recovering and running away.
flashbackuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu end
kyungsoo watched as sarah took his jumin's leg and wrapped her arms around the limb. "let's go now, i want the new louis vuitton purse daddeh"
"ok, bye kyungsoo"
kyungsoo watched as his money supply left, carrying his tuition and food supply with him. he cried that day, but he found someone else a minute later on one of those sugar daddy website i cant name because idk.
the end