two junkers are bad enough

by Kayuri Igrimakeon Pax

Two Junkers are bad enough. you know what? let's add another one. one who was a small, black haired green eyed child. What? you want to know what he is now? Do yourself a favor and don't ask that question. but if you really want to know... Be my guest.

Another prompt… my brain is going haywire lately, mostly when I try to sleep. I get ideas for fanfictions I can most likely never write out and I can't sleep until I write at least the basic idea down. It's grating on my nerves and on my family's, because I am very… volatile if I get little to no sleep. Despite my ability to function with 4 hours of sleep, it gets critical if it is a bit less. And I'm turning into a hypocrite, because I am always berating my friends for sleeping not more than 3 hours. When we have school. And now that we are done with that crap, on to the prompt.

Harry raised by Junkrat and Roadhog

Yes, I have delved into the Overwatch-fandom. But only because of a comic-dub. It is a funny little thing, and my brain couldn't help but musing about it. And now we have this.

rules

•Harry must be kidnapped by Junkrat and Roadhog.

•Dursleys aren't paying the ransom money for their „freakish" nephew.

•Because of that, Harry stays with his kidnappers/Saviors (however you want to see that.)

•Roadhog and Junkrat decide to raise Harry. Why? You decide.

•Either the setting of Overwatch is in the 20. Century, or the Harry Potter-series is in the overwatch timeline. Either would be preferable.

optional stuff

•Harry gets… „Slightly" crazy and is prone to use explosive stuff

•Harry gets the additional middle name „Jamison" from Junkrat

•Harry acts like roadhog if he wants to scare someone very badly, and not just traumatize them by acting like a mini-Junkrat

•Harry gains an Australian accent by staying so long with Junkrat and Roadhog (that is sort of… inevitable. When someone stays with people with a different accent, you gain it too, sometimes you're even able to swith between accents. It would be funny if this is included. It would confuse the wizards to no end)

•Manipulative Dumbles

•Blood adoption performed by either Roadhog or Junkrat. Not both.

•Harry „infects" other students with his madness

•Harry kidnapps fawkes because of Junkrats last name.

Forbidden

•Harry following the (damn) prophecy like in canon.that was done way to often.

•Light Harry. (If you stay with two junkers it is very… unlikely to be pure light. With this I mean his alignment, not the orientation of his magical core. Over this tidbit you have free reign.)

•Bashing of Luna Lovegood, Hagrid and Neville Longbottom (for once you are allowed to bash the other members of the golden trio.)