A/N: XD Well, this was something very stupid that popped into my head. It's not meant to be taken seriously. Just for comedy. A bit of a parody on the dark, first person oneshots (not that I don't like those kind of fics. XD)
The Demon
by: Amiasha
I'm afraid.
Very, very afraid.
What could shake me, the once-Pharaoh who had given up his life to seal the darkness, so badly?
Something spawned from the deepest, darkest part of hell.
And what's most shocking is that it's not in the real world, the virtual one, or anything of the sort. It's not even in my soul room.
It's in Yuugi's.
What could my other have done to have this dark creature living inside his soul?
Something that makes the monsters of my soul room pale in comparison?
Has aibou killed someone I don't know about?
Is he planning on killing someone?
Is that demon what he's going to use to do it?
... Is he going to send it after me!?
Of course not. I'm being paronoid, like always.
But it frightens me. I've never seen anything like it.
It smiles at me.
Taunting me.
Why does it haunt me so!?
Aibou, I'm sorry for whatever I did!
Get it away from me!
Out in our body, aibou seems confused.
I have no time to worry about that now.
It's watching me.
It can't reach me, but if I move from this spot, it will get me.
Someone please save me from this demon!
Aibou has come into the soul room. He looks upset.
Please call it off, aibou!
"Yami, what are you doing?"
Aibou sounds puzzled, now.
I'm about ready to cry.
"I-I-It won't go away!"
Silence, as I point to the demon.
Aibou stares.
Then he calmly walks over and picks up the demon.
Aibou! What are you doing! Even if it's yours, it could turn on you!
"Yami..."
He's holding the demon out toward me!
"Don't kill me, aibou!"
He stares again.
"... Have you been sniffing too much inscence?"
I shake my head, tears beginning to fall. I'm scared!
"I'm sorry, aibou! For whatever I did!"
Aibou is looking more concerned now.
"Yami, I'm not going to hurt you."
Even if you won't, that demon will!
"Yami, look."
He holds the demon out to me again.
I continue to cry, covering my eyes in fear.
"... Yami! Listen to me, you airhead!"
... I'm not an airhead! I'm afraid! I have every right to be!
"It's a toy! It won't hurt you!"
That is no toy! It's a demon from hell!
"Yami, I promise. You trust me, don't you?"
AIbou's smiling gently, reassuringly.
... I don't know...
"Come on, Yami. I've never lied to you."
... I trust you, aibou.
He smiles at me. "Now get off that giant block and come out. We're going to the arcade."
I nod, slowly climbing down. I still skirt away from the demon, and aibou notices.
"Yami, look. It's a toy. You wind the back, and it moves around and smashes these cymbils together."
... Is it really a toy?
But it wouldn't be so sinister!
"It chased me!"
Aibou laughs.
"It was a coincidence. This toy has no mind of it's own."
A conincidence?
It wasn't after me?
It's not a demon out for my blood?
Aibou shakes his head and laughs again, putting the demon on the block.
"Come on, Yami."
He takes my hand and leads me from the room, and from the demon toy.
And I'm not afraid any longer.
A/N: XD Anyone guess what the toy was?
For those who didn't, it was one of those wind-up monkeys that hits the cymbils together. I always thoguht they were creepy, and I wanted an amusing scene of Yami being afraid of one, but it wouldn't fit in any of my other stories. So it got it's own oneshot. XD
Please review, and tell me whether this amused you even a little bit, or not. XD
The Demon
by: Amiasha
I'm afraid.
Very, very afraid.
What could shake me, the once-Pharaoh who had given up his life to seal the darkness, so badly?
Something spawned from the deepest, darkest part of hell.
And what's most shocking is that it's not in the real world, the virtual one, or anything of the sort. It's not even in my soul room.
It's in Yuugi's.
What could my other have done to have this dark creature living inside his soul?
Something that makes the monsters of my soul room pale in comparison?
Has aibou killed someone I don't know about?
Is he planning on killing someone?
Is that demon what he's going to use to do it?
... Is he going to send it after me!?
Of course not. I'm being paronoid, like always.
But it frightens me. I've never seen anything like it.
It smiles at me.
Taunting me.
Why does it haunt me so!?
Aibou, I'm sorry for whatever I did!
Get it away from me!
Out in our body, aibou seems confused.
I have no time to worry about that now.
It's watching me.
It can't reach me, but if I move from this spot, it will get me.
Someone please save me from this demon!
Aibou has come into the soul room. He looks upset.
Please call it off, aibou!
"Yami, what are you doing?"
Aibou sounds puzzled, now.
I'm about ready to cry.
"I-I-It won't go away!"
Silence, as I point to the demon.
Aibou stares.
Then he calmly walks over and picks up the demon.
Aibou! What are you doing! Even if it's yours, it could turn on you!
"Yami..."
He's holding the demon out toward me!
"Don't kill me, aibou!"
He stares again.
"... Have you been sniffing too much inscence?"
I shake my head, tears beginning to fall. I'm scared!
"I'm sorry, aibou! For whatever I did!"
Aibou is looking more concerned now.
"Yami, I'm not going to hurt you."
Even if you won't, that demon will!
"Yami, look."
He holds the demon out to me again.
I continue to cry, covering my eyes in fear.
"... Yami! Listen to me, you airhead!"
... I'm not an airhead! I'm afraid! I have every right to be!
"It's a toy! It won't hurt you!"
That is no toy! It's a demon from hell!
"Yami, I promise. You trust me, don't you?"
AIbou's smiling gently, reassuringly.
... I don't know...
"Come on, Yami. I've never lied to you."
... I trust you, aibou.
He smiles at me. "Now get off that giant block and come out. We're going to the arcade."
I nod, slowly climbing down. I still skirt away from the demon, and aibou notices.
"Yami, look. It's a toy. You wind the back, and it moves around and smashes these cymbils together."
... Is it really a toy?
But it wouldn't be so sinister!
"It chased me!"
Aibou laughs.
"It was a coincidence. This toy has no mind of it's own."
A conincidence?
It wasn't after me?
It's not a demon out for my blood?
Aibou shakes his head and laughs again, putting the demon on the block.
"Come on, Yami."
He takes my hand and leads me from the room, and from the demon toy.
And I'm not afraid any longer.
A/N: XD Anyone guess what the toy was?
For those who didn't, it was one of those wind-up monkeys that hits the cymbils together. I always thoguht they were creepy, and I wanted an amusing scene of Yami being afraid of one, but it wouldn't fit in any of my other stories. So it got it's own oneshot. XD
Please review, and tell me whether this amused you even a little bit, or not. XD