RANDOM STORY WITH NO MEANING SO YEAH I DON"T OWN SONIC OR NiGHTS I WAS HIPPER FOR NO REASON????????
Rouge: HEY GUYS I BROUGHT BEEEEEEEEEER! *hiccups*
Tails:.... why?
Rouge: Is that you, Foxy? *drapes arm around him* You are too cute!
Tails: Er....just... um...
Sonic: Have a drink, Tails! *hands him one*
Amy: Sonic! You're an awful influence on him!
Sonic: *guzzling down a drink* Wha?
Amy: Nevermind...
Shadow: *chaos controls in*
Rouge: Shaddy! Have a drink! *hands him one*
Shadow: Whatever. My life is pointless anyways. *drinks it* More.
NiGHTS: *flies in* OMG IT'S SHADOW! 3 3 3
Shadow: OMG IT'S IT! *runs away*
NiGHTS: *chases after Shadow* COME BACK MAH LOVER!
Blaze: *walks in* Heyyyyyy guys! *wobbles*
Amy: Not you too! Am I the only sober one?
Silver: No! I am too! *walks in chomping on a cookie*
Tails: *flying around* WEEEEEE!!
Jet: *voice is magically sexy and british* 'Ello, maaaaates! *hiccups* I'm 'Arry Pottah!
Wave: *shaking head* Moron.
Storm: HOLA MI AMIGOS! *glomps Wave*
Sonic: THE MOLE PEOPLE ARE COMING!
Amy: SONIC WAIT! DON'T RUN INTO THE BATHROOM, KNUCKLES AND ROUGE ARE IN THERE!
Sonic: *opens door; Knuckles and Rouge are making out* OMG THE MOLE PEOPLE ARE MATING!
Amy: What did you think they were doing in there, doing a puzzle?
Sonic:...maybe...
Amy: *sighs*
Shadow: *runs in stark naked* I FEEL THE WIND BETWEEN MY KNEES!
Amy: o_o MY EYES!
NiGHTS: *flies in naked*
Amy: That's weird... no tater tot or boobs... WTF ARE YOU?
NiGHTS: SHADOW'S LOVER! *sighs dramatically and then starts pole dancing* DUMP CHOCOLATE ON ME, BABY!
Tails: *dumps boiling hot chocolate on him*
NiGHTS: *screams and runs out*
Silver: *flies in shakily and runs into wall* WHY ARE THERE THREE AMYS?
Amy: Because you're drunk! *shrieks and steps over him*
Silver: NICE UNDIES.
Amy: *Stomps on his hand*
Silver: GRANNIE PANTIES!
Amy: I DO NOT WEAR GRANNY PANTIES! *screams and sits in the corner* This sucks!
Rouge: Do you want some *hiccup* Lemonade, hun? *Topless*
Amy: Um.... no...
Rouge: It'll make the pain go away! And Sonic will like you.
Amy: GIMMEGIMMEGIMMME. *drinks it*
Eggman: *runs in naked and starts dancing ontop of Silver*
Silver: *throws up*
Eggman: AHHHH! COMMAJIHDIHAOI! *completely sober*
Sonic: *jumps ontop of Amy, slaps her back and rides her like a horsie* YEEHAWW!
Amy: *screams, kicks him off and jumps into the sink* I'M PERTY =D
Gillius: *walks in with ten tons of beer*
Sonic and Shadow: *tackles him and drinks it all up*
Tails: *licks the rest*
Rouge: NO I WANTED THAT.
Tails: *flies away* HOHOHOHO MARRY CHRISTMAS!!
Knux: I like birdies.
Wave: *walks out* Weirdo.
Knux: *tackles Wave and attemps to kiss her but bashes against her beak and cuts his face open* BAD BIRDIE!
Wave: *beats him with wrench and runs off* RAPE!
Jet: *humps the couch*
Cops: *drunk; strips for Storm*
Gillius: *making beer angels on the floor*
Amy: NANANANA BAT MAAAAN! *jumps down the stairs and lands on Sonic* HIYAAAAH!
Sonic: AH AH AH AH AH AH MOLE PEOPLE LADIE!
Amy: NO I'M BATMAN! AND YOUR SPIDERMAN!
Sonic: NO I'M SPONGEBOB! _ I'M REAADY!
Blaze: Ready for what? *hiccups*
Sonic: I'm ready.... FOR LOOOOVE! *breaks out into song*
Rouge: *jumps on top of Sonic* HELLO DARLING 3
Amy: HEY GEDDOFF MY MAN! *jumps on Rouge*
Knux: HAPPY POTTER IS HERE!
Jet: *STILL humping couch* OH DUMBLEDOR! 3 3
Rouge: GET BATMAN OFF OF ME! *runs away*
Amy: I'M CATWOMAN NOW GET IT RIGHT!
Blaze: NO I'M CATWOMAN!
Amy: RAWR! *tackles Blaze*
Sonic: WOOO CAT FIGHT!
Silver: BUTT MAN IS HERE!
Big: Froggy? *tackles Shadow*
Shadow: OH MARIA! RIBBITRIBBIT!
Cops: *making out with Rouge*
Baby: *walks in with machine gun* GOO GOO GA GA!
Cream: *walks in with knife* I love you. *stabs baby maliciously*
Baby: *dies*
Cream: *flies off* =D
Eggman: *dances infront of Sonic* HOW'S THIS?
Sonic: I DON'T LIKE WEENIES. *stabs Eggman with a chillidog*
Eggman: *chokes to death and dies*
Amy: YAY MY HERO! *tries to glomp him but misses epically and hugs the lamp*
Genie: I will grant you three wishes! :)
Amy: I WISH SONIC WOULD LOVE ME.
Genie: Okay. *poof*
Amy: *waddles over to Sonic* HI Sonic!
Sonic: AMY! *glomps her and squeezes her*
Amy: *winces drunkly* I wish for a giant sammich!
Genie: Okay. *poof*
Amy: SAMMICH! *tries to reach the sandwich but Sonic is holding onto her too tightly*
Everybody: *devours Amy's sandwich*
Amy: NOOOO MY SAMMICH! *falls to the ground and cries dramatically*
Genie: What is your last wish, master?
Amy: I want bigger badonkers than Rouge!
Genie:.... okay... *poof*
Rouge: NO I'M NOT THE BIGGEST ANYMORE! I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE! *cuts herself*
Sonic: *falls on the wall* WOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH *hiccup*
Shadow: *tries to motorboat her*
Amy: *crawls away* HEY A COOKIE. *eats the cookie*
Silver: She... she ate my cookie... *goes all demonic* YOU ATE MAH COOKIE! *punches her in the nose*
Amy: OWWWWIEE!! SONIC HE HIT ME! D=
Shadow: *rocking out on a guitar that he pulled out of his nakedness*
Egman zombie: *Farts and everybody suffacates and dies*
MUH END
HA HA HA RANDOM STORY YAY NO MEANING