Author's note/disclaimer: This is the result of joking around in the Barliman's chat room on theonering.net. I got a lot of laughs for this, so I thought I'd post it. Yes, it's stupid, but I don't care. :) And I own neither LotR or Spider-man…I'm just a crazy girl with too much time on her hands. :)

to the tune of the "Spider-man" theme song

Strider-man! Strider-man! Does whatever Strider can!

He's got shanks of great size, picks off orcs just like flies

Look out! There goes the Strider-man!

Is he tough? Listen, bud—he's got Numenorean blood!

Can he lead without dread? He got through the Path of the Dead!

Hey there! There goes the Strider-man!

In the chill of night, at the front of a war

He has tons of might—he's the King of Gondor!

Strider-man! Strider-man! Friendly Middle Earth Strider-man!

Saves the day with his broken sword

An Elven babe is his reward

To him life is a great big bang-up!

Where ever there's a hang up

You'll find the Strider-man!